The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Stole From Walmart Thinking Security Guard Was Trying To 'Holler' At Her

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams

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maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep

into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida, man. the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Packed an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for talking a flamingo. The Breakfast Club, bitches. Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne Tha God. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Well, little Duval, it's not me. It's your state, okay? Donkey of the Day for Thursday, October 12th goes to a Florida woman named Catherine Eves.

OK, now, what does your uncle Charlotte always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Now, Catherine was arrested and charged with petty retail theft and she stole from the cultural institution that is Walmart. Now, according to the surveillance footage, this woman was walking around Walmart for about three hours before walking into the Tire Center, passing several cash registers and leaving the store without paying for her items. I know, I know, you're thinking to yourself, who the hell walks around Walmart for three hours? The answer would be us country folk. Okay, if you read my first book, New York Times bestseller, Black Privilege, then you know I have a whole subchapter dedicated to Walmart.

See, when you grew up where I grew up, Mouse Corner, South Carolina, and you know it's not much to do. And when we were young, that 24-hour Walmart, we would go there late at night and wander around for hours, just like that young lady. Now, mind you, I was a teenager. She's 34 years old. But maybe she hasn't figured life out yet. OK, when I was wandering around Walmart for hours as a teenager, I hadn't figured life

out yet either. So maybe she was wandering around Walmart trying to figure things out. I'm not judging but i'll tell you what i am judging her choice to steal see captain stole 160 worth of items two hair color kits two drill batteries shampoo and a few other random items fishing hooks and all types of stuff totaling 160 now she got arrested the reason she's getting donkey today is because of why she told officers she stole. She said, and I quote, I thought the security guard was trying to holler at me. Let me read some of the post Miranda interview. Eve's told deputies the security guard started talking to her, but she thought he was trying to holler. So she ran out of the store. Oh, and my point is proven.

She said she was at Walmart in the first place because she had nothing to do and was killing time. And she said she had to return a few items and grab a few more so you returned some items and by grab a few more you meant still this is what happens when you tell one lie when you tell one lie you got to tell another one that makes sense of the first one you just told so her story is i came in the store to return some items and grab a few more i also had nothing to do and was killing some time i walked walked past all the cash registers in the Tire Center and she said she left the store because there was no cashiers

in the Tire Center area. I don't even know why you thought you could pay for those items in the Tire Center area in the first place. Don't you got to be buying a tire to buy other items too? Furthermore,

when there's no cashiers around, that is not a reason to leave the store. In fact, when I'm in those situations, I think it's a setup because soon as you try to walk out the door security and asset protection specialist gonna hop out like gotcha bitch and that's exactly what happened here asset protection specialist popped out and told her go back in the store okay she refused and because she refused uh you know she got arrested you know she got caught and now look here's. You know, the only reason the security guard was trying to holler at her was to tell her stupid ass to get back in the store and pay for these items before you get locked up.

And Charlemagne gives you donkey today. Now, I'm gonna tell you something. I know somebody coming down off a meth high when I hear one. OK, wandering around Walmart at 34 years old, walking around the store for three hours stole $160 of a bunch of random items then thought a security guy was trying to holler trying to kick it to her that's her excuse for not paying for the items meth okay these are the stages of meth the rush the high she walked around Walmart waiting for the hideaway off and as it started the way off she started tweaking when folks is tweaking they lonely depressed this is a very dangerous time because they

have increased hostility irritability and delusion and you know what really grinds my gears about that situation though Catherine if the security guard did try to holler at you all you had to do was entertain him men are stupid telling me he looked handsome in his uniform ask him if you're working out say is that your flashlight are you happy to see. Say, is that your flashlight? Are you happy to see me? Say, ooh, is that lazy eye winking at me? That security guard wouldn't have cared if you walked out after that.

He would have either paid for the items for you or just let you slide. You got to use what you got to get what you want. Okay, there's women out here popping a whole poom-poom for $40. You could have flirted with the fat security guard for $160 and got all your items for free. Boom. I should have been a PI. K-Soft, please give Catherine Eves the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.

Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day yee haw that would have never happened to Sexy Red sounds like it wouldn't have happened to you that would have never happened to Sukeana okay JT and Young Miami

that would have never happened to them okay they would have known how to play that security guard. They would have had that security guard wrapped around their finger. All right? Look in one of their eyes if you want to. Trapped. All right? Gotcha.

Boom. Done slid with $160 out the store. And I'll be back. I'll be back in a couple of days. You're sitting there fat with the lazy eye. Sounds like you used some of those. Is that a flashlight? Are you happy to see me? Seems like you used some of those. Is that a flashlight? Are you happy to see me?

Seems like you used that before. You judging the inner city girl in me? Yes. All right. You want to play a game? Not really. Not really. Because I want to know.

Okay. Okay. Well, I guess we'll play a game of Guess What Race It Is! All right, give me my tools. Race don't really matter when you're from Florida, okay? But Florida, her name is Catherine Eves, 34 years old, walked around Walmart for three hours before she stole 160 items. She said she stole the items and had to run out the store

because security was flirting with her. Guess what race she is. DJ Envy. I'm going white. Why? Because I feel like if they were black, they wouldn't have stole a fish hook. They would have stole things that they could sell. I made that up.

Oh, you were lying. I made that up. I made the fish hook thing up. I mean, she did. I'll tell you. See, you telling me. You told me a drill bit, up. I mean, she did. I'll tell you. See, you telling me. You told me a drill bit, a fish. No, she did.

She did all that stuff. She'd be lying all the time. No, she did. She stole those things, but she didn't steal the fish hook. It said random items, so I just thought in my mind what the random items would be. I don't know what it is. I don't know what she is now. I'm confused.

Well, you'll be happy to know that you were correct. She is Caucasian. Oh, see? Yeah. See, when you said happy to know that you were correct. She is Caucasian. Oh, is she? Yeah. When you said fish hook. Black person gonna try to flip something they steal, and you can't get that much money for a fish hook, right? No, I made the fish hook up. The only reason I made the fish hook up is because it said what she stole, and then it said random items.

In my mind, based off the picture I saw. You just said she probably would steal a fish hook. Honestly, man, I'm gonna be honest with you. She looks stank. So I thought fish. just i don't know why my mind with the fish you know she don't look like she got a fishy odor about her little bacterial vaginosis a little stinky yeah that's a little stinky a little poopoo that's a little dirty pimple all right she did steal two hair color kits two drill batteries and some shampoo and then it said a few random items that's what made me say fish hooks all right bet we'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, BET.

Now, Charlamagne asked this question. I didn't ask this question. I was in the control room listening to our team talk, and I just heard the question, where do old hoes go? Okay, so let's open up the phone lines. It just got me to thinking, where do old hoes go? Because we all know the old hoes. 800.

Because we knew them when they was young. 585. Where are they now? 105.1. Where are they now? What are they doing hoes. 800. Because we knew them when they was young. 585. Where are they now? 105.1. Where are they now? What are they doing? Church. Okay.

I'm sure, listen. Listen, I'm sure they've evolved. You know, just because they used to pop that thing for $40 back and they don't mean nothing. Some of them your mamas. Some of them your mamas. They got daughters. Some of the new hoes. Go talk to their mama.

You'll see the apple don't fall too far from the tree. Talk to the hoes. I hate y'all. All right, let apple don't fall too far from the tree. Talk to the hoes. I hate y'all. All right, let's talk. 800-585-1051. Come on, all of y'all know, y'all out there right now thinking to yourself, damn. Is it all hoes go to heaven? No, boy.

All dogs go to heaven. I'm sorry. 800-585-1051. Well, all male, that's true. They're called male hoes, dogs. So, yeah. What the hell is that? You want to turn Charlamagne into a hoe?

Turn it up a little bit Turn it up a little bit 855-1051 Where do old hoes go is the question There we go, turn it up a little bit The Breakfast Club As a kid I really do remember Having these dreams and visions,

but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to

On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.

That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.

After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day.

From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists,

comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only nuestra gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.