The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Florida Woman Threatens to ‘Blow Up’ School After Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Lunch Was Taken Away

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, campside media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer.
Starting point is 00:00:21 That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:44 So we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of okay. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends, listen to the Okay Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:09 What's up, everybody, it's snacks from the trap nerds and all October long. We're bringing you the horror. We're kicking off this month with some of my best horror games to keep you terrified. Then we'll be talking about our favorite horror in Halloween movies and figuring out why black people always die further. And it's the return of Tony's horror show. Sidequest's written. and narrated by yours truly. We'll also be doing a full episode reading with commentary. And we'll cap it off with a horror movie Battle Royale. Open your free IHard radio app and search trap nurse podcast and listen now.
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Starting point is 00:02:15 Make sure you tell them to watch out of Florida, man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputy say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.
Starting point is 00:02:40 The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Sholomey the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's always my fault, okay? It's my fault to call it after obvious, okay? Donkey of the day for Tuesday, October 28th goes to Brandy Covington. Okay, she is 40 years old and she hails from the great state of Florida. What does your uncle Shala always say about the great state of Florida?
Starting point is 00:03:04 Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. Now, I don't know why we, the people, don't have better conflict resolution skills. Okay, yesterday I gave donkey here today to a brother from Michigan who allegedly threatened to shoot up in elementary school after his kid wasn't given a treat at snack time. Well, today we have a mom who is accused. of threatening to bomb a high school. Now, I said yesterday that the brother from Detroit
Starting point is 00:03:32 should have handled the situation differently, meaning you don't have to threaten the teacher or threaten to shoot up to school, none of that, allegedly. Okay, just calmly request the meeting with the teacher or school administration to discuss your child not receiving a snack because when you're in this private setting, emotions are less heightened. Okay, the teacher in school can explain the snack policy,
Starting point is 00:03:54 then both parties can find a solution. This approach reduces conflict. It opens up communication. And this is always good to have a witness around so nobody can say you said something you didn't. This is what I said yesterday. Well, this woman, Brandy Covington, actually did that. She actually had a conversation with a school employee who tried to explain to her why her daughter's boyfriend had his school lunch account flagged. He had an apparent lack of funds.
Starting point is 00:04:21 And since he had a lack of funds, he had his school supplied lunch taken away. So the employees explained the school's process of dealing with students without money in their account. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm already confused. See, I understand someone feeling away about their child, but your daughter's boyfriend? But I have to keep telling myself, this is Florida. So let me hear it out. Now, I don't know why this young man's school lunch isn't free.
Starting point is 00:04:45 I had to look up the school, this Rockledge High School. I had to look it up this morning to make sure they wasn't a private school because I personally feel like all public schools should have free lunch. That's usually the case, right? I haven't been, you know, in a school in decades, but public schools usually have free breakfast and lunch regardless of, you know, the family's income. Or maybe I'm making this up. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Regardless of what the policy is, the school employee tried to explain the policy in the process to her. And then Brandy got bucked. She wasn't having it. She called the school, cursed out the staff, and said, allegedly, I'll be over there to blow that effing school up. Okay, then she called again from the assistant principal's office because she actually went to visit the district offices
Starting point is 00:05:27 and threatened to burn the school down. So listen, she spoke to an employee, then visited the district offices and called the school from the district offices to make even more threats. That's not how any of this should be handled. Okay, if that young man don't have no money on his account from lunch, it's not the school's fault.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Even though I do wonder why the school doesn't have a free lunch policy, but this is what I said yesterday. Always feel free to gather information and policy review. This is what Brandy did. She just didn't like the policy review. But when you don't like someone's policy review, this isn't the way to handle it. Okay. Now, when police came to Brandy's house, Brandy admitted to the cost.
Starting point is 00:06:05 But of course, she denied threatening to harm the school. Of course she did. But she was arrested and now faces the charge of threatening to discharge a destructive device. And she was released on a $75,000 bond. Okay, usually it's what, 10%? So it's $7,500? let me tell you something man once again this is what happens when a human doesn't do their jail math now i don't know why you was calling this high school for your daughter's boyfriend it's florida so it's possible that's both y'all boyfriend but i digress okay you got to do your jail math what is your jail math your jail map is when you find yourself in a situation and you have to calculate whether or not you can afford to do whatever time you will have to do if you react a certain way to said situation brandy had to pay me bond. Now she's got to hire a lawyer to fight to keep her out of prison. I have one simple
Starting point is 00:06:57 question, Brandy. If you got the money to do all that, why didn't you just put the money in your daughter's boyfriend account so then he would have the funds to get his school supplied lunch? Am I the only one that remembers all of this started because her daughter's boyfriend had his school supplied lunch taken away from him due to lack of funds in his account so you can afford to allegedly curse the staff at the school out, threatened to blow the school up, and then afford to be released on a $75,000 bond,
Starting point is 00:07:29 but you can't afford to make sure your daughter's boyfriend had a little money in his account for lunch? Don't wreck your brain trying to understand this. Just remember one thing. Florida, ladies and gentlemen. Florida. Please get Brandy Covington, the sweet sounds of the hamiltones.
Starting point is 00:07:50 the day you are the donkey of the day you are the day you are You want to play a game and guess what race it is? I y'all know.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Yes, let's play a game. You want to play a game? Yeah. Let's play a game of Guess what race it is. Randy Covington of Florida. Okay, her daughter's boyfriend had his school lunch account
Starting point is 00:08:18 flag because he had an apparent lack of funds So she called and threatened to blow the school up because of it. Guess what racist? DJ NB. My name is Brandy or? Brandy. Brandy. Brandy.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Yes. Cuffington. Yes. Florida. Mm-hmm. Blow up the school. Yes. Black.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Damn. Damn. That's crazy. Why do you think that? I don't want to know. Brandy? What I mean? I don't know any white brandies.
Starting point is 00:08:45 You know white brandies? I know plenty white brandies. I'm going to a predominantly white high school. Yes, I do know white brandies. I'm thinking brandy and me. Brandy. That's your problem. You think just because
Starting point is 00:08:52 Brandy, the singer is black, that is all Brandy's like, you're an idiot. You're an idiot? You should be deported. Jeff hilarious. What? Brandy Covington,
Starting point is 00:09:00 40 years old, hails from the great state of Florida, called to threaten up her, called to threaten to blow up her, called to threaten to blow up a school because her daughter's boyfriend had a school lunch account flag for a parent lack of funds.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Guess what race she is? She's white. Okay. Why, why, white? Because her daughter's boyfriend, they're not having money. So only white people don't have money? No, I'm just saying, like, no black mother is about to care about their daughter's boyfriend. Not having an account.
Starting point is 00:09:33 I mean, not having money to get lunch. That is a great point. Like what? A black mom would help that little boy out here. Or pack lunch, here, get this to your boy, get his sandwich to Lord DeVonte or whatever. All the black mother would say, you got your nose open over that little boy. That boy don't care nothing about you. He broke.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I don't give a damn about that little broke. ass boy. Okay. Some of us would go that wrong. Let his parents put money on his account. But you know black moms don't care. They're like a village. They're like, all right, look, if he ain't got no lunch, here, you take them this, or whatever, you shed with him, or I'm going to give him some money until his parents pay me back. Well,
Starting point is 00:10:04 one of y'all is right and what are y'all is wrong, and I would like to say that DJ envy, you are absolutely positively wrong. Just hilarious, you are correct. Brandy Covington is Caucasian. And then also, I went to high school, like a predominantly white high school, and so I know things about like white kids
Starting point is 00:10:22 Blacks don't so Okay okay And that's something that a white family would do Awesome Source is close to white families Right All right All right well thank you for that donkey today
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Starting point is 00:10:47 You get the horns Hold on Every day I wake up The breakfast club You're all finished or y'all done Hello America's sweetheart Johnny Knoxville here
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Starting point is 00:11:15 functioning nitwits Who somehow pulled off America's third largest cash heist. Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that generous. It's a
Starting point is 00:11:30 damn near inspiring true story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing. They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're saying like, oh God, what do we do? What do you do?
Starting point is 00:11:45 That was dumb. People do not follow my example. Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon.
Starting point is 00:12:11 This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I tried to report them, but things. keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult? Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends. Listen to the Okay
Starting point is 00:12:29 Storytime podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up everybody? It's snacks from the trap nerds and all October long. We're bringing you the horror. We're kicking off this month with some of my best horror games to keep you terrified. Then we'll be talking about
Starting point is 00:12:46 our favorite horror and Halloween movies and figuring out why black people always are And it's the return of Tony's horror show, SideQuest written and narrated by yours truly. We'll also be doing a full episode reading with commentary. And we'll cap it off with a horror movie Battle Royale. Open your free IHard radio app and search trap nurse podcast and listen now. Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over,
Starting point is 00:13:10 but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve, and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to hell in heaven on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an I-Heart podcast.

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