The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Four People Arrested For Insurance Fraud After Faking Bear Attacks

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To Four People Who Were Arrested For Insurance Fraud After Faking Bear Attacks. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, y'all. Nimini here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop. -♪ Flash, slam, another one gone, fast bam, another one gone. -♪ The cracker, the bat, and another one gone.

-♪ The tit, but a cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And if you get with me, Did you know, did you know

I wouldn't give up my seat And I am up before Rosa He was Claudette Goldman Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records because in order to make history you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The 2025 iHeart Podcast Awards are coming. This is the chance to nominate your podcast for the industry's biggest award. Submit your podcast for nomination now at iHeart.com slash podcast awards. But hurry, submissions close on December 8th. Hey, you've been doing all that talking. It's time to get rewarded for it. Submit your podcast today at iHeart.com slash podcast awards.

That's iHeart.com slash podcast awards. Hey everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Leighton and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together.

So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Jess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. on the donkey of the day is something to behold. Is it a read? Is it a read? He gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it.

People need to know. Well, you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them. Tell them. It's time for donkey of the day. It's a read, but you're so good at it.

You're trying to be a fake ass Charlamagne. You're the only one Charlamagne in the world. Oh. Damn Charlamagne, who you give a donkey of the day to? Yes, donkey of the day for Thursday, November 14th goes to 26-year-old, woo, it's gonna take some time, Ruben Tamrazian, 39-year-old Ararat Shurkininon, 32-year-old Va Muradkanan.

Oh, this is good. And 39-year-old Alfea Zuckerman. Oh, you got that one. He got excited about that one. Yeah, I have no idea what these people's nationality are, but if President Trump sees those names, they're getting deported. Okay, they sound like first round deportation picks to me,

but that's not why we're here today. We are here to discuss how there is no way in hell humans are the most intelligent life form in all the universes. Okay, humans aren't even the most intelligent life form here on Earth. It's just not possible. Yesterday, Congress heard more testimony about UFO sightings and what the government may or may not know about them.

How about our government needs to keep studying humans right here on this planet? Okay, because we don't know much about them either, because let me tell you why these four individuals are getting donkey today. See, they were arrested after they allegedly staged bear attacks. What do you mean Uncle Charlotte? These individuals stage bear attacks. Well, let's go to KTLA five for the report. Please surveillance video shows what looks like a bear breaking into a Rolls Royce and tearing up the interior. But after closer inspection, investigators determined it was nothing more than a man in a bear suit. Now four men are under arrest for insurance fraud after

they use the video to place a claim to make matters worse. Well, detectives found two additional insurance claims with two different insurance companies on the same date of loss and at the same location. In total, insurance companies were defrauded of more than $141,000. Detectives executed a search warrant at the home of one of the suspects and found the tattered bear suit complete with metal claws. See, in a rolls? In a rolls. In a roll. Okay. What? Please do yourself a favor and go watch the video. First of all, when you watch the video, you see someone in a bear suit open the car door. They weren't even smart enough to just simply have the window of the car down and make it

seem like a bear put his body, you know, in the window. This fool opened the car door like a human would and just started searching through the car like he was looking for his phone. And you trying to convince me that humans are the most intelligent life God created? Yeah, I. Okay, not to mention multiple claims were filed for the same location on the same date. All four of the claimants provided video footage to their insurance companies of a supposed bear damaging the interior of their vehicles and all the videos were in the exact same location outside of the exact same residence. Okay other than buying the costume and cosplaying and smoky to bed y'all didn't even try and what makes this situation even sillier is the claims were made on

what I believe to be luxury vehicles. Envy tell me if these cars E350. Yes. Okay, 2015 Mercedes G63 AMG. Yes. A 2010 Rolls Royce Ghost. Yes, sir. These are the cars you damaging and claiming damages on. Now, if y'all got these kinds of vehicles, then what the hell you committing fraud for? Right.

I know what you're thinking. Well, maybe that's why they can afford these kinds of vehicles because they are members of the Scam Tank Clan and that's how they make their money. I disagree. I don't know what any of these individuals do for a living, but if they can afford those kinds of vehicles, if they are driving those kinds of cars, then they don't need to be committing fraud in any way, shape or form. Collectively, they defrauded insurance companies for $141,839 and they have each been charged

with insurance fraud and conspiracy and you'll wonder why the extraterrestrials don't interact with us Earthlies. This is why the solar system is segregated and we don't even realize it but Earth is in the idiots only section. These highly intelligent beings from other planets and solar systems that they was talking about in congress yesterday, they don't want to share no water fountain with us and I don't blame them please give these names i can't pronounce the sweet sounds of the hamilton's The bear costume ain't even legit. It just looked like French Montana in a fur coat.

It looked like French Montana in a fur coat getting inside his Rolls Royce searching for his phone. So if he was out there, you would have immediately known it wasn't a bear. I don't know if I would immediately know. I would have a glance and I'd be like allow the glance and that bit moving like a human Yes, look at the video he opened he opens the car door I beg to differ Right now I am showing a video of a bear trying to open a car door using his paw and pulling the actual door Oh, yo, yeah, he did it and this a real bear. He did yo yeah he checking him like he looking for stuff to steal. What do you mean?

It's a black bear it's a video of a bear and he actually is pulling the car door handle like he's a human. That's the same video. That's not the same video. He's showing you the video. No it's not the same video. No it's not. That's a random bear. That's a random bear. That's Tennessee. That's different. But that's different. That bear took some time to do that. The bear can open the door. Man, look at the other video.

You know what? That's why you be getting caught in the situation you get caught in right there. Because you're dumb. I'm telling you. Bears do that. You don't. YouTube's out there. Don't y'all got bears?

They don't do it like that. Go watch the video where the guy broke into the car. You'll see the difference. New York and New Jersey bears are different than y'all bears. Because these bears be opening. This bear got Timbs on and he's actually opening the doors broke into the car. You'll see the difference. New York and New Jersey bears are different than your bears. Cause these bears be open in the, this bear got Tim's on and he's actually opening indoors. His bears are here? If the bear got Tim's on, it's not a real bear.

Oh my God. I'm joking about the Tim's. We don't know when you're joking or not. We've learned that over the last couple of years. You're not the brightest. We just don't assume you're joking, sir. Jesus Christ. If I'm not the brightest, he's not the brightest either.

My bears be open indoors. You need a helmet Alright, it's been proven. Remember the last time you said about that what that kid do to you? What? Put you in your, it almost killed your ass Man, what are you talking about? That was in school. Knock it off. A kid with a helmet Just fix my car. You see what's cool, he was in. Yes, absolutely. Up next, Jess fixed my piss. You know my nickname for envy is? Oh, I can't say it, I can't say it, I can't say it. Little Red Riri. Little Red Riri, that's what I call him.

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Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, y'all. Nimmini here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman,

Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop. -♪ Flash slam, another one gone Fast bam, another one gone The cracker to bat and another one gone A tit for the cap, there's another one gone, a tip, but a cap, cause another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.

Check it! And it began with me Did you know, did you know I wouldn't give up my seat Now I'm up before a roller It was Claudette for my name Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records because in order to make history

you have to make some noise Listen to Historical Records on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The 2025 iHeart Podcast Awards are coming. This is the chance to nominate your podcast for the industry's biggest award. Submit your podcast for nomination now at iHeart.com slash podcast awards. But hurry, submissions close on December 8th. Hey, you've been doing all that talking. It's time to get rewarded for it. Submit your podcast today at iHeart.com slash podcast awards. That's iHeart.com slash podcast awards.

Hey everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Leighton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host.

And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.

And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Jess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.