The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Fugitive On The Run Found On Dating App While Evading Authorities

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Lauren Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was the secret, and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Donkey up the D. Made it. Damn, the hee-haw again. It's time for Donkey up the D. I ain't trying to be donkey of the day no more they should be embarrassed by what they already did i'm not making these people do these things called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard damn charlamagne who got the donkey of the day today well just hilarious uh donkey of the day for thursday august 24th

goes to Wayne Parker. Now, Wayne is a prime example of money cannot buy you happiness and money cannot buy you what we all truly want. And that's love. Folks believe for whatever reason that once you get the bag, all those things are included. But the reality is happiness and love are sold separately. And you truly can't even purchase either one of them. See, let me tell you the story about Wayne Parker. He's a wanted man. Okay, not wanted by the ladies wanted by authorities all right law enforcement all

right according to the ny post he's been running from cops for nearly a year because he committed almost a million dollars in fraud oh i can't make this up let's go to suffix news for the report please in october 2022 wayne parker of malden hall was found guilty of fraudulent trading, after obtaining more than £765,000 in credit from suppliers. An arrest warrant was issued when Parker failed to appear in court, in February this year. Trading Standards said Parker presented himself as a livestock owner which allowed him to be given credit by a wide range of companies. He often made no attempt to settle his debts and, when he did,

repeatedly sent checks that would bounce. Since going on the run Parker is known to have been using the Match.com dating website and has also been hiring cars in a bid, it is believed, to avoid detection by the police. Okay let me translate a little. Wayne is 35 years old and he was found guilty of owing all those pounds which equates to $970,000 in US money to suppliers but he failed to show up in court in February for sentencing and you know when you don't show up to sentencing police be on your ass and that's exactly what happened

Wayne Parker has been on the run ever since and I believe that Wayne he's gone to see Jay-Z and Beyonce on the run tour one too many times and from that tour he got the not so bright idea to think he could indeed be on the run tour one too many times. And from that tour, he got the not so bright idea to think he could indeed be on the run and be crazy in love, dangerously in love. But he clearly made this decision when he was drunk in love, wanting love, because this man decided to start looking for love on Match.com. Now, I've never been on the run and I would never go on the run if I committed a crime, because like presidential candidate Chris Christie, I just wouldn't be good at running but if i did go on the run i would think the first thing i would do

is lay low all right that's the whole point of going on the lam right all right another thing i've never done has been on a dating app okay and so i did some research this morning and by research i mean google and i realized that there's four easy steps you must do in order to land a date on match.com first they say you have to nail the In My Own Words section because they say your profile has two main jobs. Grab a person's attention and keep it. You want to inform, intrigue, and keep the person wanting more. So Wayne couldn't change his identity. He's an international man of mystery.

And nothing says intrigue like fraud. So let's look at his dating profile. It says name wayne parker also goes by the name sticky finger steve scammy sammy hit a lick rick fraud muhammad and kazim hit a lick rick kazim kazim kazim is oh that's nigerian makes sense now okay now now it says it says about myself i'm financially stable as of last week uh love long walks on the beach holding your hand and your debit card love late night conversations about our past and past codes uh what city were you born in name of your first pet things like

that and it says i love whispering sweet nothing's in your ear and i love when you whisper your social security number in mine. So far Wayne Parker is checking off all the boxes. He's captured our attention with an interesting story. He's described his job in an interesting way. Oh, he hasn't actually. What's his job? Oh, his occupation is untraceable wire transfers, data

collecting, and telemarketing. All makes sense, okay? He described a few of his hobbies and passions in life and here goes the most important one. Describe the type of woman you are looking for wayne is looking for a woman with good credit a good shoulder on her head and somebody who is willing to share their life and pin number with him look man wayne park is still out there i don't know how much longer you can run when all folks got to do is swipe right to see you exist. And I know that it's only a matter of time before you get arrested because I am sure your Match.com profile is popping right now. And you're not even going to be able to avoid hooking up with someone that you met on the site.

OK, and when you get the way you're going, it's going to be a nice dinner, nice conversation. Hell, you might even get some dessert and her credit card number but when that date is over authorities will be right there waiting to put you in matching handcuffs to take you to get matching orange jumpsuits and match you up with a cellmate who's looking to give you the runs because he wants love too please give wayne parker the sweet sounds of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw.

All right. Take peace, BET. BET, see you later. All right. hey peace BET BET see you later alright everybody else earlier Kiki during the rumor she reported about Kevin Hart and Kevin Hart had a little kerfuffle

no he had a kerf 40 plus that's what he had let's listen to what he said to all my men women out there that are 40 years old and above it's not a game respect that age or that age will make you respect it um this is just a public service announcement because i know people may see me out and i don't want you to be alarmed but i'm in a wheelchair shouts out to steven wiley i'm

gonna go to put this story out there before you do me and steven we got into a little debate this debate was based off of who was faster steven said kevin no way you're gonna beat me steven is an ex uh nfl running back playing for the new england patrons i said steve you can bet it he said bet i said bet we get out there we go run the 40 year old dash guys i blew all my tore my lower abdomen uh my abductors are torn i don't even know what that is but i tore them i can't walk what are we competing for at this age why we like what what am i doing stupid and now I can't walk because I'm somewhere trying to get the title of the fastest shit to barbecue. All right. So, question 800-585-1051.

What are some signs you're getting old? I'm going to tell you something, man. I'm going to tell you why this is a great conversation because there's a lot of things you don't know you can do anymore. When you're 40 plus, until you do it. So, we are going to actually save some people this morning. Come on. You know what I mean? Now, what are going to actually save some people this morning. Come on. You know what I mean? Now, what are some signs?

Let's quickly. I'm just curious. You got one? I had to think about it. We'll talk about it when we come back. I'm still pretty active on it. Kiki? Well, for me, I know the main one is I take grown man naps.

That's what I call them. Oh, I've been doing that. Naps, that's nothing. I'm 45 years old. I've been taking naps for at least 10 years. Woo. Mm-hmm. All right.

We'll talk about it When we come back Alright 800-585-1051 Kiki our co-host is here Our guest co-host is here And we're asking Kiki already told us

What she can't do What are some signs Well that ain't cause I'm old baby That's just cause I'm big Oh you're right Right right Jesus Christ It's the Breakfast Club

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,

where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was a secret

and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.