The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Group Of Male Students Masturbate On Women's Volleyball Court

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

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Damn, the hee-haw again? It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm not even trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, Jeff's hilarious.

Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, September 20th. It is September 20th, right? Yeah, September 20th goes to six Santo Amaro University students who have been expelled from said university. Now, stories like this make me feel like we really are in a multiverse and it's quite possible that a lot of things we see online are from Earth, just not the Earth we live on. I'm serious when I say this, people.

I believe there are multiple feeds being broadcasted at once from several different earth-faces because sometimes you see things and you like, those aren't the same kind of humans that I share space with. Not on this third rock from the sun. They from a planet earth, just not the one we on because I can't think of any possible reason why six students attending a university of higher learning would do what these young men did, at least not in this era. Okay, if you born in the 1900s like I am, 1978 to be exact, then you know the 80s, 90s, early 2000s, whole different world. Oh, it was a wild time. Okay, what these men did though, I personally believe would make some of the worst of us from that era cringe. Okay, I believe what these six young men did would make anybody who was wilding say y'all went too far not just went too far but really got

me thinking they need their heads examined okay remember when adults would say that to us as kids that boy need his head examined okay what's wrong with his brain y'all got to take him to go see somebody in retrospect i believe they was talking about a therapist okay so salute to all of us who eventually went to go see somebody but these six individuals really need a psychological evaluation or they got to be drug tested because what they did is despicable. What? And you know it's despicable when I say despicable because I don't even like to use the word despicable because I have a lisp and I end up spitting everywhere.

Let's go to FBC off for the report, please. Santo Romero University has expelled several students after footage of them went viral this week. The Brazilian University saw male students from the indoor football team sitting on the sidelines watching the women's volleyball team with their pants around their ankles. After the team won the volleyball championship, the players stormed the court and appeared to perform a group masturbation celebration. Are those their nicks? Oh my God, there are nicks around. There's nicks everywhere.

Why is there mad penises on the court? The half-naked group of students paraded around the gym, touching their genitalia, as those in the stands looked on in disgust. Sao Camilo University confirmed the incident originally took place in April. However, footage of the moment went viral over the weekend. The Santo Amaro University announced six students had been expelled this week, but did not name them. For FBCR News 8, I'm Wayne Kerr. FBCR.

Fake Breakfast Club report. Real story. This is a fake news report. Real story. True story. It's not a real news station. You understand what I'm saying here, right? Yes.

Okay. Six male students sitting on the sidelines watching the women's volleyball team with their pants around their ankles, storm the court, and appear to perform a group masturbation celebration. A celebratory circle jerk. A synchronized five-finger shuffle. A board of buffing the vampire players. Okay?

How many males did it take to make Pearl Jam apparently six? And I, for the life of me, don't understand how someone can come up with an idea like this, run it by other people, and nobody, not one person said hell no. And now what's nuts about this is these people, according to the Brazilian president, the Brazilian

president had to comment on this, because he's in town for the UN meetings in New York. Sidebar, y'all know that ain't nothing but NY Fashion Week for world leaders, right? They just partying and fake working. Same drug, same hook as this Fashion Week, just under the guise of politics. But the Brazilian president said this was a disgusting, unacceptable episode. The behavior of young people who are at the university

who intend to be doctors and take care of people. Future doctors. Six of them together, all seasoning their meatloaf at the same time. It's like they was competing on Top Chef trying to see who can make the tastiest tartar sauce. And we were just having this discussion with Taraji P. Henson last hour. How you don't want your children

to end up making a mistake that's going to cost them. Remember we had that discussion? Yes. And to me, this is what this is. Are these kids' lives over? No, absolutely not. But is it a temporary feeling that led to a permanent decision? Yes, because that permanent decision was there expelled. I don't know what the process is to get back in school, but I know it's not going to be an easy one, especially when you have a crime on your

record like this. I don't know how things are in Brazil, but public masturbation is a misdemeanor. You know, here in America, you can go to jail and get fined, but even greater than that, I simply don't trust you. Why would I trust you to be a productive member of society, a doctor, when you're making poor decisions like this and y'all decided to audition to finger puppets in public in front of everyone? What the hell y'all doing when you think folks aren't looking? If this is what y'all do when y'all in public, what are y'all doing when you think folks aren't looking? Now, y'all know me. I encourage people, if you see something, say something. And apparently these young men love to go around shaking hands with the milkman.

They love scratching Yoda behind the ears. Okay. A bunch of young Jedis jerking, and they may not know it, but there have been people on campus who have come forward to tell us what the hell has been going on with the Squirt Hockey 6. Apparently these dudes speared a bearded clam everywhere and folks feel like they have to defend themselves against them. We have a black American who goes to Santo Amaro University and told us some things about an incident he had with the Squirt Hockey 6. Let's go to FPCR for the report, please. One n***a got that n***a out of there. Thank God.

Yeah, I had to fight some n***a in the bathroom. No homo. We slipping on semen. N***as was j***ing off in the bathroom. Whoa. Whoa. Listen. What in the hell?

Listen. Squirt Hockey 6. Only thing I can tell you is sometimes it takes a false turn every now and then to arrive at the right destination. I repeat. Sometimes it takes a false turn every now and then to arrive at the right destination. I repeat, sometimes it takes a false turn every now and then to arrive at the right destination. That is true.

But y'all need to get y'all heads examined. Okay, what the hell was you thinking? You wasn't thinking. Was it crack? It gotta be crack. All right, tell me it was drugs, because if it wasn't, humans really might be doomed as a species. Please let Remy Ma give the Squid Hockey 6, or the Squirt Hockey 6, from Santo Amaro

University the biggest hee-haw. Heearo University the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother******, you dumb. The Squirt Hockey 6 from Santo Amaro University. Hmm. I just

don't understand, like, you get those people together and be like, hey, this is a good idea. Not one person said no. Let's drop our pants, grab our meat, and run on court. Not one person said nah. Not one person said nah, that's stupid. Like, not one out of six. I mean, six

people is a lot of people that have to agree to do something like this. Not one. And these are college students going to school to be doctors, and not one person said nah, bro. We've all did stupid stuff when we were young. Not like that. Ain't nothing wrong with being a little gay.

Everybody's a little gay. I don't know where that came from. Yeah, me neither. I don't know. I don't know. But, yeah, that's just wild. Is that gay? I don't know.

Yeah. Well, yes. That's not something I'd be like, hey, show them and join me in the bathroom. I want to be, you know. I'm going to human resources. Great human resources. It's just that weird. It's like something I'd be like, hey, show them and join me in the bathroom. I want to be, you know. I'm going to Human Resources. Great to Human Resources. Yeah, like, it's just, that's weird. It's like something you don't see with your people.

Like, I've never been with my people that say, I could retire from that one. I could retire after that. Yeah. That check would be crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I've just, I've never seen anybody, you know,

with the homies, like, yo, yo, let's do something. Never. Never. Let's just run up at McDonald's and, like, this has never happened. Now, that makes me think, right? What if you and four or five of your homeboys decided to go rob a store, right? Or four or five of your homeboys decided to go do a home invasion.

What's crazier? That or this? It's all stupid. It's all stupid. But we look at this like, this is unbelievable. We can't believe it. But that other one is just like, oh, that's just a little stupid. Like, damn. You know what I mean?

We'd probably make excuses. Back in the day, we'd make excuses for the home invasions and the robberies. But if you had a choice. What do you mean if I had a choice?

If there was one that you had to do, which one would it be? Ooh, boy. Man, that shouldn't be a tough one. Wow. You see what I'm saying?

Like, would you rather the home evasion or would you and your man like to, you know? One is perverted and immature and disgusting. But one could get you jail time. I don't answer this question. How about that? I just choose not to answer. I have no reason to answer this question on this radio this morning.

BET, we'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, BET. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff. B-E-T. We'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, B-E-T.