The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Gunman Arrested While Sleeping On NYC Subway Staircase With Visible Firearm

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

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It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm not even trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, Jessalari, it's Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, July 31st. Goes to a 45-year-old man from New York City named Lawrence Costa.

I'm going to be honest with y'all. I come in here some days and I look at possible stories for donkey of the day. And some of the stories be so stupid that I don't even want to do them. Right. Some of them be so dumb that I'd be actually embarrassed as a human. And today is one of those stories. Okay. It's also a reminder that destiny is not a matter of chance. It's a matter of choice. And you can't blame anyone but yourself for poor choices. Okay? And Lawrence Costa absolutely made a poor choice. See, the NYPD released a video of officers arresting a man who fell asleep at a subway station in Brooklyn.

He just fell asleep on the steps at a train station in Brooklyn. Right? So, I don't know if he was high, drunk, or just tired, but he was just laying on the steps, knocked out at the train station. Now, he wasn't just knocked out. He was laying on the steps, fast asleep, and, you know, he had his pants sagging a little bit,

and so something was sticking out of his pants. Okay? What you looking at me like that for? I'm listening to your story. No, you got a little smirk on your face. Okay. Finish the story. That shit didn't even make you smile.

Finish the story. This man was just even make you smile. Finish the story. This man was just laying there, passed out on the steps, you know, pants hanging off him a little bit, and something was just sticking out his pants. 6.40 a.m. in the morning. Kids walking by, older people out and about, and he's just laying on the steps, passed out with something sticking out his pants. So police officers approached him on the stairs and asked him if he's all right. Mm-hmm. You good? Okay. Then he started to wake up, you know what I'm saying? his pants so police officers approached him on the stairs and asked him if he's all right you good

okay then he started to wake up you know i'm saying then one officer quickly grabbed quickly grabbed okay this hard black thing that was sticking out his pants and the nypd news tweeted out true story it doesn't get much easier than this. Okay? All right. I'm not making none of this up, okay? The NYPD tweeted out, it doesn't get much easier than this, all right? Man passed out on the step, 6.40 a.m., hard black thing sticking out his pants. And if you think that thing was anything but a gun, then you have been spending too much time on Pornhub. Okay, this man, Lawrence Costa, who the police say they are familiar with, fell asleep on a staircase at a train station with an illegally possessed

and loaded firearm just exposed in his waistband. Here's the thing. Lawrence had a hoodie on. I keep telling y'all I don't understand this wearing hoodies and sweatshirts in the summer, okay? And if you're wearing the Pooh Shiesty mask in the summer, you deserve to be stopped and frisked, okay? That's not no type of profiling.

If you're wearing a ski mask and a hoodie when it's 100 and hell outside, you just look suspicious, and this dude Lawrence is wearing a hoodie, sleep on the train station steps with a gun just sticking out his waistband. Jackpot, okay? Lawrence, God wanted you to go to prison.

Yes, he was saving you from yourself. He was on the way to doing something extremely stupid that was gonna wanted you to go to prison. Yes. He was saving you from yourself. He was on the way to doing something extremely stupid that was going to cause you to really hurt someone and land you in prison forever. Now you're probably going to get some decent prison time because you got charged with criminal possession in the second degree, criminal possession in the third degree, criminal possession in the fourth degree, and local law of violence.

I don't even know what local law of violence is, but you're going to prison for it. Okay? And this, Lawrence, is an opportunity for you to get your life in order, get your soul right, okay? Prison ain't for everybody, but it's for you, okay? I mean, you was clearly trying to be there. You got caught with your pants down, literally,

and in the waistband of those pants was a Glock, okay? You got a Glock next to your... Now you on lock. You got a Glock next to your... It was cocked, now you on lock. Eminem, bars, okay? Nothing left to see here, folks. You got a Glock next to your... Now you unlock. You got a Glock next to your... It was cocked. Now you unlock. Eminem.

Bars. Okay? Nothing left to see here, folks. Please give Lawrence Costa the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey Of the day Yee-haw And if you think I'm lying about the tweet, just go look at it.

At NYPD News. It doesn't get much easier than this. While conducting a station inspection, your NYPD transit officers observed a male sleeping on the staircase with a firearm and clear view. Officers wasted no time recovering the gun and let him continue his nap in the holding cells. You imagine being on your way to go drop a body and you just take a nap. You gotta take a little nap before you go murk somebody real quick.

Got your little tires. As soon as I wake up, I'm gonna go kill this. All right. All right, let me get this nap first, though. You know what I'm saying? All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney,

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