The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Homeowner Sh00ts Instacart DriverAfter Mistaking Him For Intruder
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You are a dog.
I'll show you how to handle a dog.
Everything that Charla made the same is true. Yes, dog here today for Thursday, January 23rd
goes to a 43 year old man named Nicholas Sabo but his wife has to share some of this he-haul with
him too because his wife put him in a position that many men get put in and I'll explain after
I tell you what happened. See Nicholas was arrested on a charge of recklessly endangering another person because he shot somebody on his property. Now you
know I'm 2A all day. Okay, 2A all day. I believe a black man owning a legal
firearm in this country is a form of self-care. Okay, I think that every family
should own at least two firearms, then everyone in the house, man, woman, and
child who is old enough should know how to shoot. Take your family to the range
because hey, you never know.
So with that said,
why is Nicholas and his wife
getting the biggest he hard?
Because Nicholas shot someone
on his property.
Well, let's go to WNEP ABC 16
for the report. Please.
A man faces charges after allegedly
shooting a delivery driver in
Lackawanna County police say Nicholas
Sabo shot at a man delivering groceries
to his home in Newton Township on Saturday. Investigators say the driver was taken to the hospital. The driver was taken to the hospital. The driver was taken to the hospital in
Santa Clara County. Police say
Nicholas Sabo shot at a man
delivering groceries to his home
in Newton Township on Saturday.
Investigators say the driver was
at the correct address and
Sabo's wife placed the order.
The driver was taken to the
hospital is expected to be okay.
Sabo is charged with reckless
endangerment. Only in America can delivering a bag of kale turn into an action movie standoff. Okay, drop the Tropicana orange juice or else.
Listen to me ladies, this is the wife's fault.
When you order from Ubi Eats, DoorDash, Instacart,
whatever it is, always tell your husband.
Okay, my brothers, I don't know how y'all anxiety is set up,
but I got everything in my house.
DoorBirds, security cameras,
all types of very sensitive alarm systems.
I got the whole property under surveillance.
And it's bad enough ladies
that you all use Amazon
every damn day between Amazon, FedEx, UPS.
There is always some stranger on the property,
but the difference between them,
they usually be in a truck.
So you know what it is.
When you ordering food and groceries,
they come in nondescript cars.
You looking at the camera like, who is that?
How many times have you turned to your wife and kids said,
turn to your wife and kids and said,
did y'all order something?
All the time. All the damn time.
And until you hear them say yes, then you just
got to assume the apps is on your property.
That's why I can understand what Nicholas
said, what was thinking.
Ladies, kids, when you order food
on any of these apps or groceries,
please tell the man in the house.
But this is where the wife really gets the brunt of this
he hard.
The wife is the one who ordered the groceries, but the wife is also the wife really gets the brunt of this he hard a wife is the one who ordered the groceries
But the wife is also the one who received the alert from the home security camera that movement had been detected near the garage
And she thought someone was trying to break in to a utility trailer on their property now listen
I'm glad that Nicholas has a partner that's just as paranoid as him
But come on miss lady you can't forget that that you ordered Instacart at a time like this.
Right.
Okay?
Do you not understand everyone is on edge
and everyone at this moment is preset
to wish a mother eff a wood?
Okay, everybody is in wish a mother eff a wood mode.
Okay, we are in a constant state of fight, flight,
or fire in these United States of anxiety.
And Nicholas chose the fire because you gotta understand
when the alarm goes off and then someone in your house,
especially your wife, says she thinks someone
is trying to break into something,
when you go to grab your pistol and go outside,
you already thinking it's showtime, okay?
You not there to negotiate with this supposed intruder because you already believe
they up to no good and you don't know what their intentions are.
Yes, you can be so paranoid, your anxiety can get the best of you so much that you can
turn two day shipping into a two minute shooting.
Alright, poor Instacart driver just came over to deliver packages and almost ended up a
pack all because he was trying to figure out if the eggs go on the porch or the front steps.
There was no verbal confrontation or nothing,
just fire, shot him in the leg.
Okay, the wife ordered the groceries,
the husband ordered the chaos.
All because it was poor communication
on the delivery instructions.
You have to read the fine print
when you're ordering things, okay?
You can give people special instructions
on where to take and leave things. Poor guy just trying to make an
honest living delivering Instacart and get shot. Right? He ran back to his
vehicle where his wife and child was waiting for him. He drove off and called
911. That man could have been murdered. He could have woke up dead somewhere today
simply because of miscommunication and Nicholas has been charged with
recklessly endangering another person and he could face more charges all because
his wife simply forgot.
Maybe we need security alerts that remind us like movement detected, danger or just
dinner.
What do you even say to your husband after this?
Please give Nicholas Sabo and his wife the sweet sounds of the hamiltones.
You are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey of the day.
Yeehaw.
Yeehaw.
If you thought the price of groceries was high?
Wait till you see that bail and wait till you see how much it costs to pay for a lawyer.
All because your wife simply didn't tell you that she ordered groceries.
It's messed up but I understand.
I'm glad the guy is okay though.
The guy that got shy.
It's messed up but it's understandable.
That's the first process at my house is when I hear something, I hit everybody.
Did y'all order food?
They should tell you first.
Did y'all order Uber Eats?
All day.
All day.
And then when they say no, then I can know.
I can get in action.
Who is your Uber Eats here?
Okay, that's your guy.
Like yeah, because I'm nervous.
If nobody had got hurt though, that one-liner that you said, it would have been good.
You said the wife ordered the groceries, the husband ordered the chaos. If nobody got hurt, that would have been like a, that was cute. No, the chaos is somebody that got hurt though, that one-liner that you said, it would have been good. You said the wife ordered the groceries, the husband ordered the chaos.
If nobody got hurt, that would have been like a,
that was cute.
No, the chaos is somebody that got hurt.
I know, but I'm saying if nobody got hurt,
it just would have been cute.
It's like.
I think it was cute regardless.
He didn't die.
Okay.
A little leg shot.
Something about the, my man, nevermind.
Oh, that turns you on?
I was like, ooh, I wrote that down.
Ooh, get your gun.
Ooh, he got a gun, girl.
No.
Oh my God.
Ooh, he just shot the Instacart driver.
No.
Because like you said, it'd be coming in nondescriptive cars,
all dark tints.
That's right.
That's right.
All right, well, thank you for that donkey.
I wonder what the husband was thinking, though.
When he went outside and he just saw this person
with a handful of groceries, he still got to shoot, right?
Yeah, but that's another thing.
He had groceries.
But you never know, because people
be pulling up with deliveries and then
push their way into your house.
Y'all never heard them say this.
And that probably looks strange if your wife is like y'all think somebody trying to
break in the utility trailer then you go outside and he's standing there with
avocados and spring water and you like oh my god what the hell avocados in
spring water I'm just saying mountain valley maybe I'm glad he's okay though
now if he had a plan you wouldn't shot right
You want a shot, right? Ooh.
You're just nasty.
All right.
If you had an eggplant, you'd have asked him for a bite.
Thank you for the donkey today.
That is to stare in that silence, y'all be.
If you saw him with an eggplant, you'd be going, man, can I have it?
I'll eat it raw.
What?
You wouldn't even chop it up or nothing. personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamonsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured go to
michaelthebull.com that's michaelthebull.com and when you mess with the bull you get the horns.
Wake that ass up in the morning the Breakfast Club.
This week on the R&B Money podcast Tank and Jay Valentine sit down with the one and only
Snoop Dogg.
I wanted to be here personally to come give y'all your flowers and let y'all know y'all
doing an amazing job.
I love the outlet.
I love how y'all treat the artists that come on here.
I love how y'all speak to the realization of R&B music and R&B money.
Snoop Dogg on R&B Money. Listen to this episode on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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And I protect it with my life.
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Welcome to My Legacy.
I'm Martin Luther King III, and together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear
friends Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary
lives.
Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelowo, Mel Robbins, Martin
Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter.
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This is My Legacy.