The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Hotel Manager Charged After Sucking On Sleeping Guests Toes

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

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I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I'm called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Oh, that's me. That is you. Donkey of the Day for Monday, May 9th goes to 52-year-old David Neal.

David Neal is a hotel manager at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville. Sleuth everybody in Nashville. I love Nashville. I call Nashville white Atlanta. He's been charged with aggravated burglary and assault after he reportedly entered a guest room and sucked on something. Let's go to News Channel 5 for the report, please. Peter Brennan was fast asleep inside the Hilton downtown Nashville when he woke up to a nightmare. I awoke to a gentleman, an employee of the Hilton, assaulting me.

He claims he saw a hotel employee performing sexual acts on his feet. What? Instantly jumped up and was screaming, you know, went into a sort of fact-finding mode. Who are you? Why are you in my room? What are you doing here? But I could see he was wearing a uniform, he had his name tag on, and then he was talking to me, but not giving me any substantive answers. So how did he get inside? Peter thinks the hotel employee may have cloned his room key

and let himself right into the room. Brennan called in Metro Police, who launched an investigation. They discovered the employee was actually the night manager, David Neal, and have issued a warrant for his arrest. And it turns out this isn't his only run-in with the law. As for Peter, this whole episode is still a nightmare he keeps reliving. I'm having problems sleeping, frankly. I'm going through some PTSD talking to a therapist.

This is not funny. Yesterday, he woke up to this. David, the hotel manager came into this man peter's room and he didn't even try to suck his peter he sucked his toes okay salute to my girls horrible decisions because of them i learned about kink shaming and i'm not kink shaming here i'm crime shaming all right i don't care if you have a fetish for toes if that's your thing do what you want to do but breaking into a guest hotel room to suck their toes is a level of criminology that i've never seen before all right people take penitentiary chances all day every day but to risk your freedom because you want to perform fellatio on somebody's foot i just think everybody need to calm down just relax you can wash the spit off

what it's not a big... That's a crime. You broke into my room and started sucking my toes? Yeah, not your weenie. It was your toes. It's still a crime. You don't even know... First of all, you don't know where that man's foot has been. Okay?

Or that man's mouth has been. What if he had athlete's foot? What if he had the gout? Okay? I don't even know if those things are contagious, but what if and why? All right? The gout? The gout?

Yo, you can get that from sucking somebody's toe? I don't know. What if he had herpes on his lip or something? He'd suck my toe. Yes, and it's a crime, people. We're forgetting it's a crime. A toe herpes is not as bad as a lip one. Huh?

Anyway, go ahead. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm just saying, most people go to hotels to get some buns. This dude, David, goes to hotels to get some bunions. On top of this just being a sick ass crime what about corns all right and i still don't understand why this man didn't wake up and put the other foot that you didn't have in your and that you didn't have in his mouth in that man's ass okay like you should have been wouldn't you just start swinging on the

dude if you woke up and yeah just sucking on your toes yeah i mean not me yeah y'all i mean y'all guys i wake up and it's like oh oh my God. No, you wouldn't. What are you giving? No, you wouldn't. If you were in a hotel room and you woke up to a random person sucking on your toes, no, you would not, Jess.

Oh my God. You'd start yelling, screaming, swinging. Depending on the concept from the night before, it's like, oh my God, did I bring you here? Okay.

Jesus Christ. I don't think y'all realize the level of perverted, twisted sickness this man is on. No, you right. All right. Now I'm right.

You right, yo. You right. Not to mention, is he one of Jeffrey Dahmer's interns? Yes, because this got to be the beginning stages of cannibalism. This was a taste test. Hey, yo. He was clearly in the mood for some tofu. Get another rim shot?

A rim shot. Wow. Put up bump tish. Yo, I'm going to have to take him on tour, man. He got so much better. People do stuff like this all the time. They taste a little bit and then not eat it. I saw Jess do that last night with some chicken saute.

Took a bite. That was horrible. You didn't like the sauce? You put it down? I didn't. Yeah. No, no. You like the peanut sauce?

Peanut sauce is really good. First of all, I didn't like how the chicken saute looked. It looked like a flaming hot Cheeto. That's how it's supposed to look. Yeah, no. No, no. They like the peanut sauce? Peanut sauce is really good. First of all, I didn't like how the chicken satay looked. It looked like a flaming hot Cheeto. That's how it's supposed to look. Yeah, no. No? Yeah. Listen, man, I know dogs is a delicacy in some country, but David, you put your mouth

on the wrong dogs, all right? If you go to this hotel and, you know, David asks you if you want room service, just know if you say yes, that's you agreeing to put your foot in his mouth, okay? Look, some donkey of the day just sell themselves. Please give David Neal the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yeehaw.

Oh, you know what I want to do. Okay. I want to play a game. Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right. Give us our clues. Dave and Dale, hotel manager at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville, broke into a man's hotel room and sucked a man named Peter's toes. DJ Envy, Guess what race he is

White You said that with no hesitation Jess Hilarious David Neal 52 years old Hotel manager at the Hilton Hotel In downtown Nashville Broke into a man named Peter's hotel room

And sucked on his toes Jess Hilarious Guess what race he is I'm gonna say he's white But I thought he was black Because I know a David Neal and he's black okay um but given that you said like Nashville is the white Atlanta yeah I definitely said DJ envy and just hilarious both for you are correct he is Caucasian the key was Nashville

white Atlanta yeah Atlanta Atlanta that man would have been sneaking in that room to suck on no toes. You know what he would have been sucking on? Just saying. You know what I'm saying. You're right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes, indeed.

All right. Now, shout to BET. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Peace, BET. Just tell BET peace. Peace. Bye. Peace.

I'll be back tomorrow. And that's it. All right. Everybody else, 800-585-1051. We were talking earlier about your worst job that you ever had. I remember how this conversation came about. But Teslin Figaro, when we were doing front page news, Teslin said she was an Uber driver.

And Jess lied because I always thought Jess worked at a morgue back in the day, but she said she lied about that. I did. No, I didn't. Which was? Allegedly. Come on, finish what you want to say. So 800-

She told that story very convincingly. 105. What's the worst job that you've had? Charlamagne worked at Taco Bell. I worked at Taco Bell. I worked at a flower garden. I tell you, I worked at telemarketing. I sold crack.

That's actually the worst job. Selling crack was the worst job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty, pretty, pretty bad. But I was a telemarketer. Listen to my telemarketer voice. Okay. I did telemarketer too.

Turn the music down. Hi, this is DJ- You never said that. No, no, no. He's lying. He's lying. No, no, no. I'm going to start music now hi this is dj and you never said that hi this is sean from pelco fuel how are you doing today ma'am i'm gonna say rush on hi i hear a kid in the background oh you know uh that's that's great i have a young a young child as well you know you're trying to save money for his college in his future correct i can save you money on home heating fuel all you have to do is let us in your house. We can tell you how much we save you and all

that extra money we can just, you know, put towards your college tuition. So when are you available for an appointment? Never. That is so dope, Sean. I'm busy. Can I go now? Sean, that's it. I did telemarketing. I used to be the guy that would try to sell you 10 CDs for a penny. Go. Let me see.

I don't remember that still. Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, y'all got that new Jay- sell you 10 CDs for a penny. Go, let me see. I don't remember that, Bill. Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, yo, I got that new Jay-Z, what's up? Nah. Not what's up. Hey, yo, don't ever what's up. What was your worst job? 800-585-1051 is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff.

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