The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: HR Manager Mistakenly Leaves Name On Penis-Shaped Cake Package Sent To Coworker

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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I'm not making these people do these things It's called donkey of the day And it really caught me off guard Damn Charlemagne Who got the donkey of the day today Well Jess Hilarion's donkey of the day For Wednesday September 13th Goes to a human resources manager

at an oregon property maintenance company named jessica carlin please keep in mind that i said she's hr human resources now jessica carlin is the hr uh supervisory human resources worker at the company she works at and she's being accused of harassing a spanish employee without consequence of course it's without consequence because she's the person who folks go to when they want to administer the consequences. OK, everybody reports to H.R. when they have issues in the workplace. So who the hell are you going to report to when the person causing you issues is H.R.? Well, what did Jessica Carlin do? Jessica did something that is very inappropriate and something that I would never, ever even think of doing. Jessica Carlin is being accused of sending a large black chocolate penis and scrotum to a janitorial manager named Stephen Urenda at a company called Dash Your Lights LLC with the message, eat a Dick Gregory on the inside box cover all right that's right she sent

a chocolatey Chuck Dickens a delicious ding-a-ling a tasty twig and berries to Steven with a note that said eat a Dick Van Dyke all right she should have sent a message that said hungry eat a D or you're not yourself when you're hungry eat a a D. Who would ever send something like that to somebody? What a sick, sick, sick world we live in where people are sending their body parts to folks in their workplace. Who does that? OK, whether it's in the form of a chocolate or a cake or a mold of a private part, how inappropriate. OK, who would do such a thing? And who does one report to when it's actually H. doing it to you now according to the new york post and the daily mail jessica carlin allegedly sent the president and harassed a spanish employee forcing him to resign due to the hostile work environment now steven is seeking

525 000 in damages following the alleged racist harassment caused by the big chocolate penis now listen i can understand the harassment part but why is this considered racist because it was a black chocolate penis huh would you have preferred a brown caramel penis since you're spanish now why is jessica carlin getting donkey of the day exactly well she's getting donkey of the day because she sent this milk chocolate magic stick to steven urenda and she mistakenly left her own name on the package and later admitted sending it i mean she had no choice right what a rookie move now get this she didn't get fired instead her company offered steven a 50 gift certificate to chipotle and a promised apology from jessica carlin now i don't know if the gift certificate was actually chipotle but in my mind it was

chipotle okay maybe taco bell that's why, but in my mind it was Chipotle. Maybe Taco Bell. That's why this Spanish brother thought it was racist. But apparently he took the gift certificate, but Jessica never said sorry. And since she never said sorry, he filed a lawsuit. Now this is why apologies are important. If you hurt someone, just apologize. Apologizing reestablishes dignity for those you hurt.

Letting the hurt person know that you know know, it was your fault, not theirs. And it helps them feel better. OK, apologize helps repair relationships, especially in the workplace. You know, you get people talking again. Apology makes people feel comfortable with each other. But instead, Jessica Carlin didn't apologize, which is the equivalent of telling this man to sit down, eat your burrito bowl and be quiet. Now, would you like to hear more? Jessica Carlin really was terrorizing this man to sit down, eat your burrito bowl, and be quiet. Now, would you like to hear more? Jessica Carlin really was terrorizing this man. Jessica, a few days prior to sending the gift, called Stephen a huge Dick Tracy to management,

and that's what prompted her to send the package to his house. According to court documents, Stephen's wife and daughter were home when this one-eyed, chocolatey chunk of heaven was sent, and they were deeply disturbed, rightfully so. Now, the gift was purchased. You're not going to believe this, and don't you write this down when you hear it, Envy. The gift was purchased at a company called D at Your Door. I am not making this up. I'm not this good okay they do custom deliveries of crude edibles and 89 percent

of people who purchase peanuts from this store gave them five star reviews all right the company wrote online roses are two thousand dollars chocolate is even better a chocolate d this milk chocolate d in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick clark okay what makes jessica carlin an even bigger donkey is that the whole point of this company is to remain anonymous okay they ship anonymously on purpose so her dumb ass had to go out of her way to intentionally put her name on this dick york now steve's lawyer said to allow a supervisory employee in a position of power especially one with responsibility for human resource functions that acting such a

blatantly racist and harassing manner toward an employee is inexcusable enough but the retaliation my client received while advocating for some basic human dignity and a safe working environment went the step beyond i'm still trying to figure out why this is racist maybe i need more details inappropriate yes but racist why because it was black what's crazy is i never knew that black penis was worth 525 000 i always thought it was worth 40 the moral of the story is everybody grow up okay i just don't understand what kind of world we live in when people think it's normal to do this kind of stuff and what a chocolateed pickle you find yourself in when it's HR doing it to you. Please give Jessica Carlin the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's.

Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. What a strange world we live in. Can you tell me the name of the company again? It's called D'Echador. D'Echador.

But actual, spell it out. Okay. So, let me ask you a question. Why are you mouthwatering? Why are you mouthwatering? Because. He probably wanted it to be a light-skinned penis. Let me ask you a question. Why are you mouthwatering? Because he probably wanted it to be a light-skinned penis.

No, no, no. I say a little drool. Human Resources sent that man a penis and he got $500,000. Chocolate-covered penis. No, he's suing for $500,000. He's suing. He ain't got nothing yet. He got a $50 gift certificate to possibly Taco Bell. So a co-worker sent

me an ass with his scrotum. He got a $50 gift certificate to possibly Taco Bell. So a co-worker sent me an ass with his scrotum. Your scrotums was on that? What are you talking about? The ass you sent him. He talking about you. I know he is. How much do you think I could get? You could eat.

I don't even know what you're talking about. You could probably get more. Why? There's probably a bigger bag over here. You could have, you know, you're important. Can I say it's racist because it was a dog skin ass? You should shut up. That's what you should do.

You? You should shut up. Envy. You wanted it to be. That's what you should do. You wanted it to be. What color? You should shut up.

No. Okay. What did you send me, sir? I didn't send you nothing. Okay. What did he say you should do? You better shut up. Tell. What did you send me, sir? I didn't say nothing. Okay. What did he say you should send me? You better shut up. Tell on him.

Tell. Nope. Tell. Nope. You saving it? I'm going to put it in my next book. Ooh. Real Life, Real Charlamagne.

Don't want you dead. You do that, I'm going to get in line. Oh, my God. Get in line. I hate this guy. You guys are wild. BET, we'll see you tomorrow. Oh, my God. Get in line. I hate this guy. You guys are wild. BET, we'll see you tomorrow. Oh my God.

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Y'all like this? Huh? Y'all like this? I don't know what he's talking about. Salaam Remy will be joining us when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Ain't nothing wrong with being a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.

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I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly or wherever you get your podcasts. thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here.

I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.

Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.