The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Hunter Biden's Surprise Visit To Capitol Hill Causes Chaos In Congress

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

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Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Lauren Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,

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Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know?

I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a four-month. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is a miracle. There is no question that there are problems in this country

between police and community. Yes, you are a donkey. The latest on that police killing of a black man. Now to new developments in the deadly spa shooting rampage. It was a really bad day for him and this is what he did. And so we are in a state of emergency. White supremacist violence is and always has been the number one threat to our society. But I'm also very proud that my wife is white.

The Breakfast Club, bitches! Alright, Charlene, please tell me, why was I your donkey of the day? Donkey of the day for Thursday, January 11th goes to one of the most unserious yet hilarious places in America, Capitol Hill. Now, I spend a lot of time watching CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, simply because some of the best comedy in the country is coming from these places. I know there is places folks go for comedy. There's comedy houses, comedy clubs all over the country. But the best dramedy, which is my favorite genre, the best dramedy is coming live from Washington, D.C. Okay, look, I hate to be the pessimist here, but unless God intervenes, we are in the America series

finale. All right, listen, all great empires fall at some point. It's inevitable for America to do the same. We had a pretty decent run. And I know what you're thinking. If you are a minority in this country, you're like, no, we have not had a decent run. Listen, trust me. After this year, you are going to be begging for old America back. All right. Once this country gets a taste of true fascism and authoritarian rule, we're going to be begging to get regular good old racist homophobic sexist america back but i digress let's get back to the comedy show that is capitol hill yesterday hunter biden all right decided to make a surprise guest appearance to a congressional contempt hearing about him yes hunter biden refused to appear for a private deposition on capitol hill as part of of Republicans impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden, which centers on allegations of corruption by the president and his family. And I don't blame Hunter at all. I'm not doing a private deposition with the ops. Okay, let's

do this publicly for the world to hear because I don't trust y'all. They should have sworn him in right there and spoke to him in front of the world. But let's look at the reality of the situation. The GOP is just torturing Hunter Biden in order to the world but let's look at the reality of the situation the gop is just torturing hunter biden in order to kill joe that's all it is republicans are giving a hunter biden pure hell torturing him in front of his father hoping that president biden has a heart attack that's all this is republicans are on a seek and destroy mission they just want to hurt the bidens and it's hard to work with people who aren't operating in good faith so yes two republican-led house committees passed resolutions recommending that hunter biden be found in contempt to congress for refusing to be deposed behind closed doors but

yeah you're not talking to me behind closed doors i'm sure all of us at some point have been told if someone walks up on you with a gun or a weapon and tries to get you to go somewhere else you don't go whatever you want to do do it to me right here that's the position hunter biden is in and i don't blame him for not going behind closed doors with people who are clearly out to get him and his family i'm sure that's why he came to the hearing to let y'all know i'm not hiding but i'm not going behind closed doors with y'all i thought he was a complete sucker for storming out but i'm glad he did because the comedy that ensued was priceless.

Now, let's start with the congresswoman from South Carolina, Nancy Mace. She set it off on Hunter because she was one of the only Republicans who had the opportunity to directly confront him. Let's listen. First of all, my first question is who bribed Hunter Biden to be here today? That's my first question. Second question. You are the epitome of white privilege coming into the oversight committee, spitting in our face, ignoring a congressional subpoena to be deposed. What are you afraid of? You have no balls to come up here. Mr. Chairman, point of inquiry. Mr. Chairman, I think that that Hunter Biden should be arrested right here, right now and go straight to jail. You are the epitome of white privilege and you have no balls. Fun fact, Nancy Mason and I attended the same high school, Scratford High School, Goose Creek, South Carolina.

Drop on the clues, Bonson, Scratford High School. She dropped out. I got kicked out. And her mother and my mother were both teachers at the same school. Yes, Ms. Mace, Ms. McKelvey. I can't make this up. So me and Nancy, cool. All right.

I disagree with her that Hunter has no balls. I think it takes a lot of balls to show up to a contempt hearing about yourself, especially when you know what the backlash will be because you already ignored their subpoena. And I do agree it is a level of white privilege and who my daddy is that made Hunter move like this. But it's also, Nancy, what we call carcassity, unmelanated gall. That's what Hunter was really showing y'all. had to call cassidy the unmelanated gall to wipe his ass with y'all subpoena just like donald trump has always done now it gets better representative robert garcia california he started going in on marjorie telegreen and he tapped her jaw for showing penis pics at hearings in the past listen it's um it's really uh interesting

to hear the gentlelady from georgia uh Biden leaving. And she is the person that showed nude photos of Hunter Biden showing showing pics in this committee room of Hunter to this committee in this very room. What the hell is happening on Capitol Hill? Penis pics? Purity is out the window in politics. Or should I say the perception of purity? We know y'all have never been pure, but there's no need to keep acting like it. Y'all ghetto just like the rest of the world. Y'all just chose to go into politics. There's one more I want to play before I get into my favorite part. This is Representative Prima Pramila Jayapal. I'm messing her name all the way up.

Yes. But listen to what she said about Donald Trump and what he incited. But if we're going gonna talk about outrageous things that have happened or things that have never happened, let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection. What? And maybe that too.

Whoa. Wow. Yeah, you could talk about that too, I guess. Maybe that too. I know yesterday was hump day, all right, but between Nancy May's talk about balls, Robert Garcia scolded Marjorie Taylor Greene for penis pics, and Representative Jay Powell saying Trump incited an erection,

y'all was extra horny on Capitol Hill yesterday. It was a party party. Okay, now I want to know whose erection did Trump incite? We found out last year it was a Democratic Senate staffer having sex with another man in a Senate hearing room, so we already know that men incite other men to have erections on the Hill, so who amongst us has a ding dong for the donald huh now let's get into my favorite part of yesterday's mess when hunter biden oh we got boy this is the best part when hunter biden stormed

out the house uh house hearing after showing up unexpectedly he stepped out of the frying pan into the fire because there was a reporter on the scene asking all the questions inquiring minds wanted to know. Listen. Can you please, I'll answer your question if you'd be quiet and let me make a statement, okay? What kind of crack do you normally smoke, Mr. Biden? What kind of crack do you normally smoke? There's more.

Where's the rest of it at? When he asked about what type of crack it was. Y'all don't have that? Huh? Gosh, come on, man. Y'all always fail me here. I truly don't know that? Huh? Gosh, come on, man Y'all always fail me here I truly don't know how shows like SNL Are still on Because everything is a spoof

And real life is funnier Daily show, where are you? Okay, nobody makes fun of political news stories Better than the daily show When are y'all coming back and with what host? I'm getting sidetracked Dropping the clues bombs to the reporter For asking real questions.

Okay, the real questions people wanted to know. Do we have that? Do we have the rest of it yet? Okay, well, never mind. People wanted to know these things. Remember when my good brother Killer Mike was on one of my TV shows that got canceled and he said this? Why is Dr. Biden not in jail? I saw that smoking crack.

I seen him with a prostitute. That motherfucking smoking crack doing business in Ukraine now. He's right. Okay. And furthermore, the reporter asked Hunter Biden, not only, you know, are you smoking crack? What type of crack do you smoke? I have no idea. I had no idea there was types of crack.

Did you know that, Envy? I did not. What level of privilege do you have to be able to have to get types of crack? Is there like a crack and Robbins folks go to so they can taste 31 flavors of that fried cocaine? What flavors do they have? Pistachio, almond crack, strawberry cheese crack, rainbow sherbet crack, Reese's peanut butter crack, Oreo cookies and crack, mint chocolate crack. I didn't know when we referred to crack as butter. We was talking about pecans, old fashioned butter meant chocolate crack. I didn't know when we referred to crack as butter, we was talking about pecans. Old-fashioned butter pecan crack.

That reporter did fantastic, but he would have really stuck the landing if he knew culture because you're supposed to end that line of questioning with the famous words of Morgan Freeman playing Joe Clark on Lean On Me. You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don't you? Look at me, boy. Don't you smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don't you? Look at me, boy.

Don't you smoke crack. If you would have hit him with that, if he would have hit Hunter Biden with that 10-10, all across the board. Listen, man, do y'all understand that it's only January 11th of 2024 and it's an election year? I knew the series finale of America was going to be great, But we haven't even gotten to the good parts yet as the good brother Little Duvall says if you're not laughing at life, you are missing the point furthermore. What else we supposed to do? Okay? I truly believe this is above all of us now only God can fix any of this because humans simply can't please let me Ma give everybody on Capitol Hill the entire Congress don't care today You stupid mother on Capitol Hill, the entire Congress. Donkey of the day. Hee-haw, hee-haw.

You stupid mother f***er. You dumb. All right. Yes. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Now, when we come back, let's open up the phone lines. You ain't got nothing. Yes, we do.

Let's talk parental competition. I'm going to tell you where this comes from. Shout to Mac. Our producer came up with this idea. He was asking was asking as parents do y'all have friendly competition and what does that mean well uh travis barker's ex-wife expresses a frustration as she consistently uh tries to outdo her in parenting well what does that mean i'll do somebody in parenting i'm explained so when the kids are out with mommy, they might do something else. But when the kids are out with daddy, you try to make it even more fun. You try to make it better.

You try to make the experience better with dad than you do with mom. So that is the question. 800-585-1051. Do y'all have parental competition? You don't have that with your wife when you go out with the kids? No. Why? What's the point?

We're a family. We're having a good time together. No. You? What's the point? We're a family. We're having a good time together. No. You're stupid. So if you do stuff like that, I can see you doing dumb stuff. No, I do fun stuff with the kids that I know that mom won't do. Like, I know that if I take my kids to the jump park, I know my wife's not jumping around in no damn jump park, but I do it with my kids because we have more fun. That's not a competition, though, because she's choosing.

She don't want to do it. That's true. It's not even competition. She don't want to do it. That's true. It's not even competition. She don't want to do it. That's true. But that's the question. 800-585-1051. We're talking parental competition.

Do you have that competition within your family? Let's discuss. Not if it's a family. Maybe if y'all separated and, you know, you got a house over here and she got a house over there and y'all not together. But there's no competition if y'all are family. Why? Well, let's discuss.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan.

That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys,

and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast

for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone.

Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Did you know, did you know, I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a moment. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise.

Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.