The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Inmates Busted At IHOP After Tunneling Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

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it's time for donkey of the day i'm a democrat so being donkey of the day is a little bit of a mixed question but like a donkey now i've been called a lot of my 23 years that donkey of the day is a new one yes donkey of the day for Thursday, March 23rd, goes to 37-year-old John Garza and 43-year-old Arlie Nemo of Virginia. Salute to everybody in Virginia. Now, these two convicts have been in custody in Newport News for months, facing a bunch of charges, including but not limited to contempt of court,

probation violations, failure to appear, credit card fraud, forgery, possession of burglary tools, grand larceny. I mean, they just both career criminals. Or should I say they made a they made being criminal their career? OK, because life is about choices and they chose a life of crime. It is what it is. And I must admit, they seem to be pretty good at it. OK, never mind the fact that they're in jail. OK, everyone gets caught at some point in time. That's just the way it is. But what kind of run do you have when you're out? All right. Garza and Nemo in regards to crime, especially like petty crime. It seems like they up there with Jordan and Pippen, baby. I mean, I'm talking about LeBbron james and d wade like

they are the splash brothers of of criminology and their latest crime oh their latest crime takes the cake or should i say pancake what are you talking about uncle charlotte i know they've never been specific about what kind of cake people be taking but i'm pretty sure it's a cake from a bakery not a pancake never mind all Okay, you want to know what I'm talking about? Let's go to WTKR CBS News 3 for the report, please. In what may seem like a movie plot, the Newport News Sheriff's Office says two inmates tunneled this hole in a cell wall to escape from the Newport News jail annex Monday evening. The Sheriff's Office says Arlie Nemo and John Garza were able to exploit a construction design weakness in the building and used a toothbrush and metal object to make the hole. Once outside, they scaled a security

wall and got out. The jail annex is a minimum security facility and the two were discovered to be missing during a routine headcount. But it was a tip from the public that led police to the IHOP on Mercury Boulevard in Hampton where the two were apparently eating at about 3 a.m. this morning. Hampton police say the two were taken into custody without incident. Garza had been in custody since December on several charges including probation violations. Nemo had been in custody since last October on charges including credit card fraud. Ladies and gentlemen, these men are career criminals. This is a crime. Okay? But I don't know if that news report said it or not.

Because I wasn't paying all the way that much attention. But these guys escaped jail with a toothbrush. A toothbrush. And guess where they went after they got out of prison, Envy? I heard. I heard. Oh, they said it? Yeah, they did they did oh i blinked out something's wrong my brain but yes i want to say that even though these men are career criminals and this is a crime

you have to admit escaping jail with a toothbrush just to go get some i hop legendary drop on the clues bomb for those legends i mean come on man you went from that you went from the international house of prison to the International House of Prison to the International House of Pancakes, okay? You got to let a legend be a legend, baby. I can both acknowledge that this is donkey of the day worthy and legendary at the same time. These men exploited a construction design weakness

with primitive-made tools made from a toothbrush and a metal object, put a hole in the wall, scaled, went through the wall, then scaled over another security wall just to get some of those world famous buttermilk pancakes. Man, drop one of Clues Bomb for them. I hope they had a full stack. Okay, $11.29 before tax,

690 calories. Alright, I'm going to be honest with you, they deserve it all. Big steak omelet for those two. Alright, $16.39 before tax, 1040 calories. Give it to them. Alright, center stack stack pancakes. Twelve fifty nine before tax. Eight hundred and seventy calories. Give it to him now. Do I think it's extremely stupid that they escaped jail just to go to IHOP? Yes. But if you're already facing a bunch of charges and you're going to prison for the next decade or the next couple of decades and you really don't have no place to go

if you actually escape you just want to get out get out and get some fresh air you know i mean yolo okay yolo you only live once all right in this case i hop international house of pancakes please give john garza and arlene nemo of newport News, Virginia, the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. I respect it.

Let's play a game. You want to play a game? I do. Oh, okay. Well, let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is! All right. We got 37-year-old John Garza

and 43-year-old Arlie Nemo of Newport News, Virginia. They both escaped prison just to go get some IHOP. DJ Envy. Guess What Race It Is! I'm going to say white. Virginia. They both escaped prison just to go get some IHOP. DJ Envy. Guess what race it is. I'm going to say white. I shake it off. I shake it off.

What makes you think they white? Honestly? I would hope you're being honest. I think black people would have went to Waffle House. You crazy. You're crazy and you're disrespectful. In the South? Don't act like IHOP ain't

IHOP, bruh. But if you got a choice, you go to Waffle House. You ain't gonna go to IHOP. Actually, if I had a choice, I'm going to IHOP. Me too, but in the South, we go to Waffle House. When you're in the South, you do Waffle House. I'm South Carolina born and raised. I'm going to IHOP. Okay? I can think of plenty of nights

in Columbia, South Carolina, when I went to IHOP over everything else. And I going to IHOP. Okay? I can think of plenty of nights in Columbia, South Carolina, when I went to IHOP over everything else. And I know the IHOP on Mercury Boulevard, they usually open 24-7. You know, I went to school in Hampton, Virginia, so I know that IHOP. But when I'm in the South, I got IHOP in New York. I'd rather go to Waffle House and get my chicken and

waffles. I know black people, they going to... Are they white or black? They're Caucasian, sir. See? I knew it. I wasn't. Ding, ding white or black? They're Caucasian, sir. See? I knew it. I don't think IHOP and Waffle House is a black or white thing. I'm telling you, plenty of nights in Columbia, South Carolina, I took my ass to IHOP

on Assembly Street. Sleuth to everybody that's working in IHOP in Columbia, South Carolina on Assembly Street. 1031 Assembly Street, baby. My goodness. I actually got put Columbia, South Carolina on Assembly Street. 1031 Assembly Street, baby. My goodness. I actually got put in handcuffs in there one night. Where?

In IHOP on Assembly Street. That was back in the day, though. I do want to know what's wrong with the Virginia jails. The fact that you can get your way out with a toothbrush? They said it was a construction design weakness. They said they don't want to speak too much on it because of security concerns.

If you can use a primitive made tool... You got out with a toothbrush. I guess they don't want to give too much away because then it'll give other prisoners ideas. If you can escape with a primitive made tool made from a toothbrush and a metal object, man.

I'm going to be honest with you. When you do stuff like that, you kind of deserve to be free. Like, it should be almost like a game. If you can get out, you deserve to be out. Jesus Christ. All right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today.

Yes, indeed. Now, when we come back, let's talk Stinky. All right. Now, a TikToker previously accused Little Meech. You know, Little Meech is in the BMF movie or the BMF series. They said he smells like a pound of onions. Now, we'll take a look. Little Meech was very musty on Friday night.

He had went to six places and he smelled like a pound of onions. I just want to know what possessed him to put on that long sleeve shirt and to be so musty like they he was musty I mean the whole has been talking about he's been musty for the past week you hear me Jesus I hate people why why why why do we even go around people yo like why why are humans allowed to even be around each other that like that like you meet somebody and that's all you can think to do is go to your social media and talk about that person in that way. But let's take it out a little, Meech. And then if Meech did that to her, you know what I'm saying?

Because if Meech did that to her for something, everybody would be mad at Meech. But it's okay for her to do that to him. He might have had a bad day, but let's talk about it. 800-585-1051. Tell us about somebody that is always musty when they're around. Always? Now, always is different.

Okay. See, that woman was talking about a one-off. I was about to say, take it out of me, man. Pause. All right, so let's talk about somebody that is musty a majority of the time. Y'all don't want to play this game with me. Let's play this game. Y'all don't want to play this game with me.

Yes, we do. Let's do it. We're going to talk about it when we come back. Y'all do not want to play this game with me. Let's play this game. Y'all don't want to play this game with me. Yes, we do. Let's do it. We're going to talk about it when we come back. Y'all do not want to play this game with me this morning. 800-585-1051. Boy, I'm going to pray right now if I see something stupid on this radio. The Breakfast Club.