The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: IRS Is Asking For Thieves To Report Stolen Income

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

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I got you. This is a breakfast club, bitchy. Who's donkey of the day today? Well, donkey of the day for Monday, March 13th goes to anyone out there who is reporting stolen property and bribes to the IRS. What? Okay. Uncle Charlamagne, what the hell are you talking about on this Monday morning? Listen to me, man. I usually tell you I'll do whatever the IRS tells you to do.

But this one this one sounds like all the alphabet boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under the jail. OK, this sounds like a coordinated plan between the IRS and the FBI, because if you stole a car in 2021, took a bribe in 2022, the IRS wants you to report it on your taxes. A stolen car? Yes. See, these provisions went viral Monday. I think it was last Monday after a tweet went out and it said, tax season is around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

to the IRS. Let's go to Fox 5 News for the report, please. The IRS urges people to report just about everything. The IRS saysges people to report just about everything. The IRS says if you steal, report its failed market value. And if you receive a bribe or get extra cash from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your income as well. For those worried, the IRS won't pass the information to law enforcement. That's because federal tax law prevents federal employees from sharing tax return information.

Okay. Don't get scared now, Ms. Pat. What are you talking about? I got my baby. The IRS don't lost their mind. Black folks don't even want to report cash app in square. Exactly. You going to ask me to report a stolen car?

Ain't going to tell you it's not. And a bribe? Ain't going to tell you they're not going to turn it over to law enforcement. Don't you fall for that. You're going to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that. Nobody. Nobody with our skin color.

I'm just going to keep it real. Don't fall for that. All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason, okay? FBI, IRS, CIA, DEA, FBIG, they all part of the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't you trust it. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it, unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year. Well, what if you're dealing drugs like Ms. Pat used to do?

What? You're going to stop bringing up my history over there in that king chair, okay? Jesus. You're looking like you had an old script club. You also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that? All you DJs and program directors out there taking money to play records,

you have to report your bribes and kickbacks. Don't do that. Okay? Who in their right mind is about to fall for this? This is not even something you should entertain with a lawyer present, okay? The whole point of committing these crimes is A, to get some money,

and B, to get some tax-free money. All right, I've literally been reading Raekwon's memoir from staircase to stage all weekend. It's a memoir. You heard what I said. It's in my Invisalign. Okay, and I've been reading it all weekend. You reading what your Invisalign on?

No, it's in my Invisalign. Well, why don't you take them off? You trying to keep them straight, ain't you? That ain't necessary. Can't nobody see you. Take your Invisalign off your top plate. I got to wear them at work y'all know

I should have just said book but I've been reading the book all weekend okay and he talks about one of the perks of drug dealing is that you got

tax free money okay and I don't remember the exact quote but he basically says why would he get a job work all those hours only to get the government

half when you can do illegal activities and make all that tax free money so yeah I know we live in this era where people act all liberated and they want to act like they are accepting of all things but i'm telling you right now this is the equivalent of your significant other telling

you just tell me you cheating i won't get mad just go ahead and mix your dirt tell me what you did and it's all good you ever did that to somebody miss that i'm not what i did i did i ain't i ain't paid on tax on my dope dealing money but though i went to the skate arena, bought me some Jordans and some Levi's, different color fleas. It wasn't the government problem. Hey, the government never helped me bag the Barack. So why would I give them a percentage of it? They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me put that dope in my kids' drawers.

They didn't help me pull it out of my drawers. You didn't participate in the business. So why should I help you? No, that's... He meant... Never mind. That's not how it works. Never mind. What you mean? didn't participate in the business so why should i help you no that's he meant did you never mind what you mean you gotta tell me what you mean your visit line is confusing

all i'm saying is don't fall for that okay all right you you think the same government that that does nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with you now okay i'm gonna trust the same government that has proven time and time again that they are not to be trusted okay i think they saw how people how stupid people was with their ppp loans and they said what else can we do to get more of them to lock themselves up no let me say this to y'all if it don't require your social security number don't report it that's what i say then the pp loan requires your social security number call my friend going to jail for that ppp loan i one of my friends i went through it. That's what I say. Then the PP loan requires your Social Security number. All my friends going to jail for that PPB loan.

One of my friends went through a $1.5 million and they're looking at me like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't saying nothing. I'm going to keep my mouth shut. So do you think people should file their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell? Did Al Capone file his crime on his taxes?

If the whites Don't do it Then the blacks Don't think of it I don't think Al Capone Never filed taxes That's how they got Al Capone I told you Listen

The only way This would work Is if everyone Who actually did this Was a granted Immunity from prosecution Prostitution Prosecution

Okay I thought it was Prosecution That damn Invisalign man If there is no legal protection for that, if there is no legal protection that shields them from criminal prosecution for the offenses they report on their taxes, what's the point?

If you think this government is about to give a tax return for committing crimes, if you think this government is just going to accept those crimes like legal employment, then go ahead and do your thing. Because I need content for Donkey of the Day anyway. Hey, I remember back in the day they were asking everybody to turn in their guns to go see janet jackson y'all remember that in atlanta i don't know what was going on in atlanta but they asked everybody turning their guns for free concert ticket then two weeks later everybody gets shot because nobody had no guns oh my god damn you don't do you remember that no you look guns. Oh, my goodness. Damn. Do you remember that?

No. Look it up. In Atlanta, they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket. You turn in your pistol, and everybody got shot the next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will be reporting their stolen property and bribes to the IRS the biggest E.R. Because I don't care what Ms. Patch says.

Some people are going to do this. That sounds like me in the bed. What? That hee-haw? Shut up, man. Oh, man. That's me with my legs up. Charlemagne, that's me with my legs up.

When them cramps get to coming. Oh, my goodness. I can see your hand On the back of my behind Just holding me Let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 What are we asking people?

You ain't never slept With no fat girl, huh? Yeah, of course From South Carolina She didn't say hee haw? No, she ain't say hee haw She did, you lying You got that vis line

In your mouth She said oink, oink, oink No, I'm just playing Listen, wrong. She did. You lying. You got that Vince lying in your mouth. She said oink, oink, oink. No, I'm just playing. Listen, now we know there are going to be some people who do this. Okay? There are going to be some people who actually listen to the IRS and report their crimes on the, report their crimes to the IRS, file them on their taxes. So what are we asking?

Was something that you stole or a bribe you took or a scam you committed that? I just want you to remain anonymous. What you did in the past year. All right, so we're asking 805-850-5051. What's something you stole, a bribe you took, a scam you committed that you would have to claim? I'm not saying you would. Drugs? What crime would you report on your taxes?

Let me ask you something. So if you let somebody rub on you for some money, you got to report that too? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Why are you looking like that? Actually, yes. You got some money to claim? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Why you looking like that? You got some money to claim?

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