The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: JD Vance Admits To Creating Stories When Asked About Immigrants Eating Pets

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Senator JD Vance Donkey of The day After He Admits To Creating Stories When Asked About Immigrants Eating Pets. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're raping. These are jackass. Yes. The talk here today for Monday, September 16th goes to a man who could potentially be vice president of the United States of America, J.D. Vance. At some point, we are going to have to realize that jd may stand for james david but it also might stand for just dumb may even stand for jackass

donkey this guy is the weapon formed against donald trump if any pastor ever says to trump no weapon formed against you will prosper i will scream by humbug and tell him look to his vice presidential running mate okay jd vance is the reason why I now understand why vice presidents are better off seen and not heard. Last time I saw a VP hurt a candidate like J.D. Vance hurts Trump. And it's not like Trump needs any help hurting himself. Her name was Sarah Palin. But J.D. Vance, he makes Sarah Palin look like Michelle Obama. Now, I'm going to give J.D. Vance some credit. He is on all these Sunday morning news shows, unscripted, answering any questions they throw at him.

I need to see more of that from Harrison Walls. It's one thing to do interviews, but you can't be resorting to all your talking points, Madam Vice President, because all eyes are on you. And when folks hear you repeating some of the same stories over and over it starts to feel like it's not authentic so that is where jd vance them have a slight advantage except for the fact that i'm sure there are plenty of republicans okay plenty of people who wish jd vance would shut the hell up forever who wish jd vance would be on a script okay would have some talking points because when he wings it oh boy he says things like this see j, J.D. Vance was on CNN State of the Union, and Dana Bash asked him about the claims he made in regards to Haitians eating pets. You remember the whole Haitians eating pets thing, right?

Let's listen to Trump on the debate stage repeating that lie. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're eating the cats. they're eating the pets there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a nice little bop by the way that somebody made oh yeah it is a bop you hear me uh but yes um jd said he felt the need to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people he admit he just kind of made it all up. I can't make this kind of stuff up. And I wouldn't because I'm not J.D. Vance. Let's go to CNN State of the Union for the report, please. Can you affirmatively say now that that is a rumor that has no base basis with evidence?

Dana, the evidence is the firsthand account of my constituents who are telling me that this happened. And by the way, I've been trying to talk about the problems in Springfield for months and the American media ignored it. There was a congressional hearing just last week of angel moms who lost children because Kamala Harris let criminal migrants into this country who then murdered their children. The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes. If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do, Dana, because you guys are completely letting Kamala Harris coast. You just said that this is a story that you created.

So the eating dogs and cats thing is not... We are creating... I say that we're creating a story, meaning we're creating the American media focusing on it. If I have to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, I will. This is why you can't trust anyone except me.

Because I tell you... I tell you that you should believe me even though I'm lying. OK, Ryan Holiday wrote a fantastic book that everyone should read called Trust Me, I'm Lying. And that is me. OK, that should be all of us. I will tell you that I'm lying because I want to give you the choice on whether you should believe this lie or not. I know you are probably going to believe me anyway because you want to. All right. It's the same reason the FDA puts warning labels on cigarettes, you know, and they tell you these things cause cancer. But you smoke anyway. OK, you should always give people the choice.

J.D. Vance did not. J.D. Vance said he wants to bring attention to the large Haitian population that is here in Springfield illegally. Can I tell you the truth of the matter, America? The vast majority of Haitians are in the U.S. in Springfield legally through a temporary protected status that has been allocated to them due to the violence and unrest in their home country. And their status must be renewed after 18 months. You know how I know this? Because I read. OK, it's not complicated. All you have to do is read past the headline. Yeah, I'm old school, guys. I was born in 1978. I still read the whole article and not just the headline. Now, let me old school, guys. I was born in 1978. I still read the whole article and not just the headline. Now, let me tell you what J.D. Vance's rumor has caused. Bomb threats aimed at local hospitals and government offices. And J.D. Vance doesn't want to get any credit for that. Let's listen. You're not just a bystander. You're the senator

from Ohio. So instead of saying things that are wrong and actually causing the hospitals, the schools, the government buildings to be evacuated because of bomb threats, because of the cats and dogs thing, why not actually be constructive in helping to better integrate them into the community? First of all, let me just respond to a couple things that you said. But I want to start with something you said, which I think is frankly disgusting and is more appropriate for a Democratic propagandist than it is for an American journalist. There is nothing that I have said that has led to threats against these hospitals, these hospitals, the bomb threats and so forth. It's disgusting. The violence is

disgusting. We condemn it. We condemn all violence. Senator, this happened after you and President Trump were on the debate stage, said that cats and dogs were being eaten. You asked a question, Dana, and I'm going to go ahead and answer it. You just accused me of inciting violence against the community when all that I've done is surface the complaints of my constituents. J.D. Vance, you are the same person who after Donald Trump got shot at the first time, okay, the first attempt on his life,

you tweeted, the central premise of the Biden campaign is that President Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist who must be stopped at all costs. That rhetoric

led directly to President Trump's attempted assassination. You tweeted that, J.D. Vance, almost immediately after someone tried to take Trump out the first time. So if you believe rhetoric can lead to things like attempted

assassination attempts, why don't you think your rhetoric could lead to bomb threats on local hospitals and government offices? Why don't you believe your rhetoric could lead to people trying to hurt Haitians, not just in Springfield, but all around the country? Here's the thing about America. There is enough real issues going on in this country that we don't have to put no sauce on it, JD. Okay. This is the first time in my life that I am actually encouraging a white person not to put seasoning onto something. Okay. You don't have to when you are actually focused on the issues. When you aren't focused on the issues, you have to deflect and distract with silly ass stories like this jd stop playing with the american people's realities and more importantly stop playing with their lives please please give

jd vance the biggest hee haw in fact let chelsea handler give uh jd vance the biggest hee haw hee haw hee haw that is way too much Dan Mayonnaise. Too much mayonnaise. They don't get in trouble for that? Just like making stuff, like admitting to just like making stuff up? They've been doing it for the last, what, 10 years? Yeah, but like, I don't know. It just feels crime-ish.

You know Donald Trump at one time said, if you drink bleach, it'll cure COVID. Yeah, and that should have been a crime. It should be a crime, but as we have learned in this country, this country has no actual rules or regulations or laws or even knows how to handle people like the Donald Trumps and the J.D. Vance's of the world. Right. They have they don't even know how to how to deal with that type of privilege. But I will say this, speaking of dealing with it, all my Haitian brothers and sisters, what y'all waiting on, man?

You still need a piece. do you need a piece of J.D. Vance's hair a fingernail maybe can't use a piece of Trump's hair would be a waste of good some good voodoo because that's a toupee but it's time for someone to cough up a frog see white privilege is strong but black magic is stronger

alright come on alright you know what to do salute to all my Haitians out there i was i was talking uh you know my my best friend is uh dj mono renan he's Haitian and i spoke to him this week and he said yo bro do you know how many times i had to tell people that i'm not trying to eat their pets he was like people really come to me and ask me which is crazy people coming to me asking about my underarms. Charlamagne. Same thing. You got some apologizing to do?

Petch the furry. You want to talk to the people about what you made up? Petch the furry. Your underarms are furry. It's the same thing, Lauren. Jesus Christ. All right.

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I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And John Glickman? Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it.

Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.

It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together.

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