The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Kansas Teacher Fired For Admitting To Farting On Students In TikTok Videos

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

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They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. It's called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlemagne. Who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Friday, October 13th friday the 13th go to a kansas teacher named stephen taylor well actually a kansas teacher who got fired named stephen

taylor yes stephen taylor was fired from o'laif's mill creek campus alternative school in september after board members objected to a series of tiktok videos stephen taylor had made if it ain't that damn tiktak it's instagram if it ain't that damn instagramlor had made if it ain't that damn tiktak it's instagram if it ain't that damn instagram it's facebook if it ain't that damn facebook it's the 24th letter in the alphabet when will y'all realize that whatever happens online can absolutely impact your life offline okay and stephen taylor has learned that the hard way but maybe he doesn't care because he doesn't want to he doesn't want to be a teacher anyway see stephen has been a stand-up comedian for eight years and a teacher for six.

And I feel for Stephen because he says the reason he's doing comedy on Tickless is because he only gets paid $45,000 a year and he works all the time. I'm telling you right now, I'll be the first to tell you that I believe teachers are criminally underpaid. Drop on the clues bar for all the teachers out there. My mother was a public school teacher in Berkeley in berkeley county in south carolina she told me that the most she ever made annually was 30 grand a year that's why teachers are so special because most teachers want to be teachers because they genuinely enjoy teaching they genuinely enjoy pouring into our badass little kids do you understand the enormous responsibility we put on teachers not only do they teach our kids but the fact that we are trusting our kids with another adult for several hours a day.

Think about that. Think about that for a second. Just think about that, Envy. We are all parents, right? You're a parent. We are all parents, right? Think about how protective we are over our children, yet we entrust another adult to watch over them for several hours a day.

It's quite unbelievable that we trust teachers the way we do, yet we don't compensate them financially, the way they should be anyway and in some cases you end up getting guys like stephen taylor who eventually revealed themselves to be people who shouldn't be teachers would you like to know some of the things stephen taylor was doing well let's go to tick seed for the report teachers if a student is annoying you just remember you can lie there's nothing that says you have to tell the truth all the time i teach history i tell my Seed, put a report. Teachers, if a student is annoying you, just remember you can lie. There's nothing that says you have to tell the truth all the time. I teach history.

I tell my students the wrong stuff all the time when they annoy me. I tell them that Abraham Lincoln invented the car. That's why it's named after him. I tell them Logan Paul and Jake Paul had a great-grandfather named Paul Revere because they don't even know how names work anymore. And I crop dust them all the time. I save up big, milky, milky lactose intolerant farts and i drop bombs silently because i'm an adult and i know my body and then i just let it stew and then i walk away and i go oh my god it stinks over there and then they have to sit with it and you know what

they can't fire me because they need me too badly damn that is funny damn that is dropping the clues my steven taylor i was entertained cut it short he's still getting donkey now he could just be practicing material via tacao but even if he is our kids are too precious to be playing with now i'm not with the crop duster all right don't fart on my kids bro directly or indirectly all right it's funny though i don't fart in my clothes so i damn sure not gonna fart on anybody especially somebody's kids all right i have a lot of rules to fart number one if you fart while you're praying the prayer is null and void don't even play with god like that all right the bible says god created man in his image according to his likeness so if someone was speaking to you and pleading to you about something asking you for something and

they just farted while they was asking you for something, would you take them serious or grant their request? Okay, I know the answer is no. That's how God feels when you fart while praying. Okay, another fart rule I have is I don't think men should fart around other men. I personally believe a man farting around another man is a very primal way of flirting. You want me to know what your ass smell like okay or lack thereof so so if it's a very loud fart with no smell he's letting you know he's ready for action all right honestly stephen taylor might have to register as a sex offender okay intentionally purposefully and

willfully dust cropping kids all right do you know farting on humans under the age of 18 is illegal? Do your Googles. No, it's not. Do your Googles. Google it right now. It's a form of chemical warfare. You're lying. You've heard of tear gas?

Yes. Farting on people is considered rare gas and it's a felony in 50 states. Now, here's the thing. I just made that whole farting on people is a felony thing up. But you should believe me even when I'm lying because a person that's honest about lying

is a person you can trust. This is why you can't trust Stephen Taylor because Stephen said he lies to his students all the time. He says, I tell my students the wrong things all the time when they annoy me. Right. When they annoy me. Clearly a joke. But the reason you can't trust him is because he says he only lies to his students when they annoy him. I don't trust people who lie when they are annoyed or mad. I only trust people who lie for fun like me. Now, here's the reason Stephen Taylor is getting donkey today.

It's simply because he made the choice to get fired. What do you mean he made the choice to get fired? Well, let's go to WDAF Fox 4 for a report, please. Today, I woke up, got ready, went to work, only to find the parking lot empty because today is President's Day and I'm a teacher and also an idiot. Stephen Taylor has been a stand-up comedian for eight years and teacher for six, most recently at Olathe's Mill Creek Campus Alternative School. And he also makes TikTok videos. The reason that I'm doing comedy on TikTok is to make money because you only pay me $45,000 a year and I work all the time.

A series of videos at the beginning of the school year got him called into HR with the unusual question, how often he passes gas near students. He was told to take the videos down and asked to see the district's social media policy. They don't understand it. The social media policies are designed for MySpace. They are years behind where we're currently at in the world, is tiktok is alive and well everybody's on it also goes on to say you shouldn't post anything online you wouldn't say at a public meeting or a member of the media now taylor's talked to both as the district moved for termination after he says he refused to sign a non-disclosure agreement and resign all you had to do was take the video down steven and you would still have your job.

Are you making $45,000 a year on Tick Taco Bell? If not, what's the point? OK, this is what I'd be saying when folks choose viral over value. A paycheck has actual actual monetary value. Going viral on Tick Tock Boom could have some monetary value, but clearly for you, it's not. And if tick tick ticket holder not paying your bills and there's nothing to discuss just take the video down but steven god works in not so mysterious ways i'm glad you didn't take it down because it's good we know what your priorities are all right you don't want to be a teacher anyway you want to be a stand-up comic we don't want you to be a

teacher because you don't want to be if your priority when you are in the classroom is not our kids then beat it all right we only need teachers teaching our kids that want to be. If your priority when you are in the classroom is not our kids, then beat it. All right. We only need teachers teaching our kids that want to be there. If a paycheck is your motivation for being a teacher, then you have zero motivation because teachers don't make no damn money, sadly. OK. All right. But Stephen, I need you to hear this. Teaching is not a job. It's a lifestyle. It permeates your whole life. All you doing,, Steven, is permeating poops, okay? And always remember, a teacher cannot teach anybody anything. A teacher can only make you think.

In Steven Taylor's case, he doesn't want to teach anybody anything. He can only make things stink. Please give Steven Taylor the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. So you've never crop dusted a plane before? I don't fart in my clothes.

You know this. I think that's a lie. I don't fart in my clothes. I think it's a lie. Don't disrespect me. I don't fart in my clothes. I don't believe you. I don't fart in my clothes. You know this. I think that's a lie. I don't fart in my clothes. I think it's a lie. Don't disrespect me. I don't fart in my clothes. I don't believe you. I don't fart in my clothes.

This ain't one of the times I'm lying. I don't fart in my clothes. Well, how do I know if you're telling the truth when you're always lying? I'm not always lying. First of all, I tell you when I'm lying. That's why you can trust me. Okay? A person that's honest about lying is a person you can trust i tell you believe me

when i'm lying i'll tell you before i lie that i'm lying right i'll tell you immediately after i'm lying i lied that i'm lying say lying red have you ever passed gas on a plane red you're lying i feel like yes people who pass gas on the plane or poop on the plane should be arrested we are in this enclosed space the air is already very thin up there it's disgusting cindy you ever pass gas on a plane she's saying talk to nick that means yes nick you're nick you're lying you when you went to new orleans you that long ass flight you didn't pass gas one time no man you don't fart in our clothes and if you do that you go to the bathroom like a civilized person pull your pants down fart and go back to your seat cap all right well listen i can only tell you all right well i ain't here to make you understand well when we come back vlad will be joining us of course you

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