The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man ‘Accidentally’ Delivered Cup Of Urine Instead Of Chick-Fil-A Milkshake

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

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Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.

Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.

Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami?

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Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world

and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. And it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlemagne. Who got the donkey of the day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the day for Thursday, November 2nd goes to an unidentified Grubhub driver

and the man who ordered from Grubhub named Khalid Woods. Now, let the record show, I don't believe Grubhub is responsible for this. In fact, Grubhub released a statement that said, we took immediate action with the driver and ended his contract with us. We're following up with the customer to apologize and are coaching the representative who was previously in touch with the customer. Now, why am I leading with Grubhub's statement? I don't know.

I just felt like it would make the story more intriguing. Okay, make you wonder, what did the driver do, all right? Khaleeb Woods, what did the driver do to Khaleeb Woods, all right? That Grubhub would release a statement like this. Well, if you want to know, let's go to ABC4 for the report, please. And also, we are hearing from a man who claims he ordered a milkshake on Grubhub but got a cup full of urine instead. Caleb Wood saying that he ordered a Chick-fil-A sandwich, fries, and a milkshake through Grubhub.

Well, when he started eating his meal, he put the straw in his cup and says he took a sip and immediately realized he had gotten a cup of warm urine wow did you confuse the cups because like this is it's a it's half full of pee wood going on to say the driver admitted that he works long hours and doesn't take bathroom breaks so he urinates in a cup abc4 reached out to Grubhub as well for a response and in a statement they responded with saying in part this is unacceptable and we have absolutely no tolerance for this or any type

of misconduct on Grubhub. We took immediate action with the driver and ended his contract with us. So much done Pat Karen. What? First of all let this be a lesson to all of y'all. This is why you must tip. Okay even though it was an honest mistake i believe by the driver this definitely shows the amount of power these food delivery people have so y'all should be tipping all right you

know the motto if you're not tipping me you end up sipping pee okay i've never heard of that i've never never and they don't have a drip drip drip like don't do this you never heard the motto no no you just made that up yeah you definitely made that up well. And don't ever drip, drip, drip. Like, don't do this. You've never heard the motto? No, never heard that motto. No, you just made that up. Yeah, you definitely made that up. Well, since we don't know this driver's name, we should give him one. That's hilarious. You're good with this type of stuff. What are you thinking?

What's this driver who peed in the cup's name? P. Diddy. P. Diddy. Pistol Pete. Pistol Pete. Petey Pablo. Petey Pablo. I like Petey Pablo I like that one I like that one

That was a good one And Piss Brown Oh Which one should we go with? I like all of them Yeah Okay Pause

Nah, I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary Nor am I the strongest Avenger But the reason Khalid has to get some of this hee-haw too Is because Khalid, you ordered a milkshake. Now, I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't enjoy Chick-fil-A milkshakes like I used to, but I've had the cookies and cream milkshake from Chick-fil-A. I've had the peach. Now, the one I would risk uncontrollable diarrhea for was that banana pudding milkshake.

Y'all ever had that one? Ooh, that was on the menu for just a limited time. But look at God. That thing was something serious. You hear me? Now, I'm saying all this about milkshakes for one reason and one reason only. Milkshakes are thicker than kindergarten pencils. Okay?

Milkshakes are thicker than Saucy Santana in a Skims bodysuit. There is no reason for you to be sipping a yellowish-colored, what I would assume warm beverage from Chick-fil-A. You know you didn't order a lemonade. So for you to even sip that and think it was a milkshake and not know it was p did you not smell it first like this uber driver must drink nothing but water okay he must have never had no asparagus in his life the only other explanation for you mistaking p for a milkshake was maybe just maybe that wasn't p this driver claimed he doesn't take bathroom breaks so

he just p's in cups which i think is bs because when you're a man the world is your toilet we can whip out and pee anywhere. If you looked in that cup and you saw something that was whitish in color and reminded you of a milkshake, then that might have been some cocksnot, okay?

Oh, no. That might have been some high fructose porn syrup. You hear me? Ah! Pearl Jam, all right? Because there ain't no way. I don't even know

if this was an honest mistake. All right? P. Diddy or P.D. Pablo or Piss Brian or whatever just called him, he just happened to be peeing in a Chick-fil-A cup all day. Like, don't these drivers deliver for more than one restaurant? Yes. Yes. They do, right?

Yes. So you just happened to be peeing in a Chick-fil-A cup on the same day you was ordering a Chick-fil-A to somebody? I don't know if this might have been an honest mistake. It feels pee-meditated. Alright? Please give this former Grubhub driver and Khalid Woods the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's, please.

Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw.

Yee-haw. Envy was disgusted. He the color or urine? They stop it. I just got one question. That is so rude. I'm just ignoring him. I just got one question.

What? How do you know what saucy Santana looks like in a Skims outfit? Y'all don't have an imagination? I mean, come on. You don't have an imagination? You see Saucy Santana, you know what a Skims bodysuit looks like. Oh, you're imagining Saucy Santana. That would now make sense.

I have a vivid imagination. I was thinking of things that were thick. That would look good to you? Now, come on now. Saucy Santana in the Skims bodysuit? Yeah. Or Dr. Who bodysuit? Yeah, Dr. Who.

Why it had to be saucy? Why we couldn't say nobody else? Like Gabby Sidibe. Why we can't say nothing else? Why we got to go straight to saucy? I don't like objectifying women. Oh, oh, oh. I objectify men in my old age.

In my old age. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. BET, we'll see y'all later. We'll see y'all tomorrow. Peace, BET. Peace. See you, BET.

I'll be here tomorrow. All right. Everybody else, 800-585-1051. Now, Jess and Larry came up with this based on a true story, I think. Based on a true Baltimore love story. we were having a great conversation behind the scenes very intelligent intellectual conversation and you want to tell them what what we were discussing behind the scenes basically so which one does we be I'll be discussing a lot of stuff if your baby father and your boyfriend is friend is fighting who do you help I don't know how we came up with this she was just talking about it

first of all Jess was talking about this behind the scenes I said what are you talking about Jess so we brought it on the air yeah 805-850-51 what is the question Jess if your baby daddy and your boyfriend is fighting who do you help and do you feel bad who did you hope I've never been in a situation okay so you're asking me hypothetically I'm gonna I'm gonna help baby daddy yeah cuz like are you trying to fight wrong so your new boyfriend right now is fighting your baby daddy you helping your baby daddy definitely wrong can't fight you fighting all day. So me and Rome had to take Chris down.

I had a neighbor named Julio. Man, me and Julio would fight all day long. No, his name is Chris. His name is not Julio. No, I'm saying my old neighbor. When I was a kid, growing up in the most corner. When I say all day. All day.

All day. Yeah. He should have been a middleweight champion now that I think about it. He was fighting you all day? All day. Where's Julio now? Where middleweight champion now that I think about it. He was fighting you all day? All day. Where's Julio now? Where's Julio now? I have no idea.

You was just letting him get at you all day? That's all he wanted to do was fight? That's all he wanted to do was get at you all day. Shut up, Jackson. All day. He was saying all day. All day. He used to be on me.

Do you imagine him in the Skims outfit as well? Just question. All day. All day, you do. 800-585-1051. Let's discuss. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here.

I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited

about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzales wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.

Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond. iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers.

Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.