The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Arrested 10 Times In 1 Month, Charlamagne Blames Police

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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I was donkey of the day. Made it. Damn, the hee-haw again. It's time for donkey of the day. I ain't trying to be donkey of the day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. Called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard.

Damn, Charlemagne. Who got the donkey of the day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the day for Tuesday, March 28th is a double donkey. It goes to 38-year-old Keith Chastain and the Clovis Police Department. It comes a point in time in life where we all must remember it takes two. Okay? Two.

All right? Kids, gather around. Your Uncle Charlo would like to tell you about some things that have been going on since the 1900s. Okay? One of those things is the saying it takes two okay or it takes two to tango that means that a situation or argument involves two people and they are both therefore responsible for it i repeat it takes two to tango means that a situational argument involves two people and they are both therefore responsible for it it takes two there's also a classic hip-hop record that will make anyone with

a soul who grew up in the 1980s lose their mind okay uh the reason i am giving you this history lesson today is because in this donkey that i'm delivering it absolutely took to you all right see keith was arrested 10 times in one month i repeat keith chastain was arrested 10 times in one month see y'all think i'd be lying let's go to fox 26 news for the report please local law enforcement agencies say they are very familiar with 38 year old keith chastain who has been booked in fresno county jail not not twice, but 10 times in the last 31 days. Chastain is from Fresno and is currently facing 18 felonies and 15 misdemeanors from his recent arrests, according to Clovis Police Department.

His charges include stealing six vehicles, a DUI, vandalism, fraud, possession of controlled substance, and more. Clovis Police Department alone says it has arrested Chastain six times in the last month. Around 9.30 Tuesday morning, Clovis Police received a call about a stolen truck that Chastain was suspected of driving. Police say an officer found the stolen truck driving in Old town Clovis and followed it until more officers arrived. Officers pulled Chastain over in front of Clovis Police Department and arrested him without incident. Police say he was the only person in the stolen truck and happened to be on his way to pick up his personal property from Clovis Police Department from the last time he was arrested. Mind you, he was in a stolen vehicle. Now, as you just heard, Keith Chastain was arrested 10 times by Clovis police, six times.

OK, six times by Clovis police and four times by other agencies. He was in a stolen vehicle on the way to pick up his items from the jail. Okay? Now, if he had gotten locked up by different agencies once or twice, I would understand. But if you get locked up by the same agency,

the Clovis Police Department, six times, six times, at what point does it become the police department's fault as well for constantly letting you out? At what point does it become a judge's well for constantly letting you out at what point does it become a judge's fault for constantly granting you bail he's facing 18 felonies and 15 misdemeanors with charges including stealing six vehicles dui evangelism fraud possession of a controlled

substance and a whole lot more at some point maybe after arrest number three possibly after arrest number five uh surely at arrest number six someone at the Clovis police department has to say no need to let this man out because he's just gonna come right back okay if the Clovis police department had a customer loyalty program like Starbucks or Subway or Sephora this man Keith would get his temp arrest for free okay get arrested nine times get your temp arrest for free clearly this man has a boyfriend behind those walls either that or he likes the food okay when someone shows you who they are believe them and this man keith has shown us he's a serial criminal okay so give him what he wants and what he wants

is clearly zero bond 10 arrests in 31 days insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results so yes kef is insane because he keeps committing crimes and the same crimes and getting locked up and the Clovis Police Department is insane because they keep locking Keef up for these crimes the same crimes and letting him out they both are to blame so please give Keef Chastain a he and give the Clovis Police Department a ha together because it takes two to give them the biggest hee-haw. This man wrote his name in jail, yo. That's why they say don't write your name.

They say don't write your name on the walls in jail. You keep coming back to that jail. Jesus. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff. Don't be a donkey.

Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull.