The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Arrested After Crawling Under Several Womens Cars For Sexual Gratification

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Man Who Was Arrested After Crawling Under Several Womens Cars For Sexual Gratification. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a gold mine. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.

Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit

on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa.

It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm a donkey. Say it again, Charlamagne. I'm a donkey. Yes, you are a donkey. So I'll show you how to act are a donkey everything that charlamagne is saying is true donkey of the day for tuesday october 1st goes to an arizona man named jesse michael johnson now jesse is 28 years old and he was accused on uh three counts of voyeurism and three counts of disorderly conduct. Now what is voyeurism? For those who

don't care to use ChatGPT or Google, voyeurism is the practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity. Well, old Jesse was arrested after allegedly crawling under several women's cars for his sexual gratification.

You heard what I said. This man, Jesse, was allegedly caught via camera surveillance at a superstar car wash in Arizona, hiding under women's cars, so he can get a little peek. Let's go to Fox 10 for the report, please. Court documents allege 28-year-old Jesse Johnson of Chandler was seen crawling under three women's cars at the superstar car wash in Gilbert, where police say he would hide out there for several minutes, looking at and possibly recording their feet. It's something Johnson has been arrested

for before in Nebraska in 2016 and 2017. Johnson told law enforcement at that time that he's sexually attracted to women's feet and that he sometimes cannot control his sexual desires regarding this. On August 29th, employees at that superstar car wash at Emmett and Riggs Roads, they say Johnson got his car washed three times that day, and he would park next to women who were evacuating their SUVs. And through surveillance video and working with Gilbert police, the employees had a partial plate, and they were able to keep a lookout when Johnson came back. And that's how police were eventually able to track him down and arrest him.

Yep, that's me, Jesse Johnson. You're probably wondering how I got here. By here, I mean jail. See, I've told you all a million times, destiny is not a matter of chance. that's me, Jesse Johnson. You're probably wondering how I got here. By here, I mean jail. See, I've told you all a million times, destiny is not a matter of chance, it's a matter of choice. And some people on this planet are just hornier than others. And it's that type of horniness that leads to things like freak-offs or leads to things like Jesse jerking under a Jaguar, okay,

masturbating under a Mazda, making Pearl Jam under a Prius. All right, I just don't understand. As an able, penis, 28-year-old man, why do you resort to this? I remember the first time I masturbated. Okay? I felt terrible. I felt terrible. I thought it was something I wasn't supposed to be doing,

and I thought it was something that losers did because they couldn't get no poom-poom. And you cried. Stop. I don't need to put that part of the story in. I just want to make sure it was clear that you cried. I did cry. Is that a public knowledge thing that people knew that?

Oh, I thought that was just like some, okay, personally. You cried. You cried like a little baby. Cried like, ah, my masturbated poop. And then I used the tears for, okay. But listen, I was just telling you my feelings at the time, okay? But I was also a teenager. Lo and behold, I was wrong.

It is absolutely perfectly okay to season your own meatloaf. But what is actual loser behavior is what Jesse Michael Johnson was doing. Like rock bottom wasn't low enough for this man. He was playing his own game of limbo and it led him to go solo that he ended up under women's cars. I just don't understand how in 2024, one ends up underneath a Range Rover creating tartar sauce rainbows. Okay, there is literally nothing you can't find online. Pornhub literally has a voyeurism category. You know how I know? Because I went to look for research purposes only. So I don't understand humans like Jesse Michael Johnson, who has a history of sex crimes. By the way, he told authorities in Arizona, as you just heard, that he is sexually attracted to women's feet and

could not control his sexual desires. Once again, there is a category for that on Pornhub. You know how I know? Because I looked for research purposes only. But there is a whole feet porn category on Pornhub. Envy got an OnlyFans with his feet up there. Okay? Google it. That's not authorized, though. That's you.

Whatever. That's you. I'm about to Google that. He does. I do. You don't have to take penitentiary chances for your kinks anymore. Okay? What's interesting about this story is according to the surveillance footage is after he would get a peek

he would go back and pretend to clean his tires i know what you're thinking what the hell was he using to clean his tires and was he using the same lubricant to butter his muffin and clean his tires okay wait this man has more sexual history in j June of 2016, he was cited four times in Nebraska for allegedly hiding under cars and grabbing people's ankles. That's exactly what they're going to do to you in prison, Jesse, except they're not going to be under your car. They're going to pull up to your bumper, okay? Oil up your ankles and make your Tims tap, Jesse.

I don't know what to say other than I wish he would have got, you know, ran over while he was under those cars. And clearly something is off with this man. But truly, it's not women's feet he's attracted to. It's not voyeurism. I think this man is attracted to the undercarriage of cars. I believe this man's true calling is to be a mechanic. OK, looking at that undercarriage, it just does something to him. OK, it's where the magic happens, don't it, Jesse? You've given a whole new meaning to the term splash shield, okay?

Splash shield usually protects the engine from dirt and water. You know, the usual stuff you'd expect under a car. But nope, Jesse is adding skeet to that equation, okay? He's using the splash shield as his own privacy curtain, all right? Jesse, the splash shield is doing his job by keeping things clean under the hood. Maybe you should take a hint, okay,

and clean up your act. Please give Jesse Michael Johnson heavy on the Johnson, the biggest hee-haw. Strange world we live in, y'all. That is correct. That only fans that you looked up is not mine.

It's not authorized. Did you find his page? No, I didn't find a page. I was just... You saw Envy's feed? No, the first thing that popped up was somebody on YouTube. They talking about DJ Envy. They said, DJ Envy, scamming question mark.

OnlyFans, first date tips. That was the first thing that popped up. Yeah, somebody made an OnlyFans of my feed. It's not mine. I don't get under that. That's definitely mine. It's not me. That is definitely. So how do we get new pictures then? It's pictures. It's not mine. I don't get under that. That's definitely mine. It's not me. That is definitely.

So I don't get new pictures then. It's pictures. Is it still active? Yes. I don't know. It wouldn't come up. I didn't see it. Can we go play a game?

No. Now you want to play a game. You want to play a game? You want to play an OnlyFans. I don't play no game after talking about your damn feet. I'm not playing an OnlyFans. I'm talking about Johnson. You are disgusting.

I'm going to HR right now. I can't take this anymore. I've had enough, y'all. Did y'all just hear that? I'm the only person that heard that. It's Jesse Johnson. First he asked me to play with his feet. I'm not playing with your feet.

I'm not talking about my feet. I'm talking about my Johnson. I'm going to HR today. And his defense, he didn't. I need another check. He didn't say you're Johnson. He said Johnson. Nope.

Well, Nick, Red, y'all coming with me? Y'all in the room, too? Y'all coming with me? Okay. All right. Let's go get paid. Evie. You know what?

What's going on? Let's go get paid. Thank you for the donkey of the day. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney, Michael the Bull Laminsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com. That's MichaelTheBull.com.

And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records

brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.

Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat nine months before Rosa. It was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audio books while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the

planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and The Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,

the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. this is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.