The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Arrested After Masquerading As His Girlfriend To Pass Exam

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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is something to behold. We're going to read. I gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it. You need to know. Well, you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them.

It's time for donkey of the day. It's a reed, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne in the world. Damn Charlemagne, who you give the donkey of the day to now? Well, sexy red donkey of the day for Friday, January 26th goes to a 26-year-old man named Angridge Singh. Okay, Angridge, Angridge, Angridge.

He has been arrested after allegedly masquerading as his girlfriend so he could take an exam in her place. Listen to what the hell I just said to you. Angridge has been arrested after cross-dressing okay he decided to identify as his girlfriend in order to take an exam for her y'all don't listen to me or take me serious because i got a list so let's go to vice news for the report please man arrested after impersonating his girlfriend to write an exam on her behalf angra singh from punjab has been arrested after dressing as his girlfriend paramajit kaur to sit a health worker exam on her behalf according to police singh took a fake id

along to take the test but was caught after his fingerprints didn't match the correct candidates you think biometric device kaur has had her application turned down you think man hit my bobby caldwell man hit that what you want to do for love one time for me right listen that white boy can't drop on a clue bump of Bobby Caldwell. Listen, man. Listen, I pray we all get to experience love on this level. I'm serious. Even though he's getting donkey today, I'm serious.

I want all of us to experience love on this level. I understand he got arrested, and arrest is never good, but we all need to be stupid in love at least once in life, okay? There's a lot of lessons to be learned when you've been stupid in love at least once in life okay it's a lot of lessons to be learned when you've been stupid in love hopefully that stupidity doesn't cause you to do something like die or kill but getting arrested because you decided to be trans for a test is so sweet okay sweet and stupid all right his woman was trying to be a health care worker and she already had failed the previous prerequisite exam so even though he was her main sugar stain he decided to be an undercover lover and go undercover as her shaved his facial hair

applied makeup and got busied up okay and women's clothes and went to take the exam you want to see a picture of me i do let me show you a picture of me look at it look at it look at it look at you see you see you see i'm all for equality okay women have been doing things like letting us Let me show you a picture of him. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. You see? You see? You see? I'm all for equality, okay? Women have been doing things like letting us hold their pee for years, the past piss test. If you've never had to pass a drug test, you probably can't relate. So to me, this is the next level of that.

Now listen, if I'm his girlfriend, I'm flattered, but also insulted. Because how handsome does my boyfriend think I am that he could just put on some makeup and pass as me? How strong are my facial features? How defined is my jawline? How many muscles do I have in or around my neck that would make my boyfriend think he could pass as me? She had to be thinking, am I pretty? Is he handsome? Is he pretty?

Am I handsome? Maybe we are both pretty handsome. And what kind of build is happening here on the both of them? Does he have man breasts? Does he have the titties of Todd? Does he have hips? Is he as thick as me? Is he as thick as me?

Is he as thick as me? Look at me, King. Look at me. You're not that thick. Now look. I looked at the young man. Okay, he's pretty. I don't know if it's the makeup or the hair or his features are already soft,

but he's pretty. Not as pretty as Theo Vaughn says I am. Charlemagne, I think, kind of have a... He seem like a... A little bit. He have a kind of a womanly look. He's beautiful. That's right.

You think that? Mm-hmm. Dude, you tell me Charlemagne ain't fine, bro? Come on, though. Come on, though. Come on, though. I think if you put a, if he was in Japan or a. A wig? If he was a, yeah.

Oh, you put him in a wig, dog, some basketball player is going to f**k him. He not as fine as I would be if I decided to cross dress,ress, which I would never, word to Cat Williams. But I can acknowledge Angridge is a decent-looking ladyboy, but still a ladyboy nonetheless. And that's what got him in trouble, because exam officials grew suspicious because his face didn't match the picture on the application form. You think?

And then authorities ran his biometrics and discovered they didn't match. And this is new. I just found this out. He wore a tennis skirt with no drawers. So somebody noticed his testicles hanging out of the tennis skirt and the jig was up. Shut up. Okay.

Police also accused his girlfriend of conspiring with her boyfriend as they believed he wouldn't have been able to enact the deception without her consent and possible assistance this might be the first time in human history that a woman encouraged and empowered her man to cheat and she was happy he did and she also got held accountable for her role in his cheating because she encouraged it and there you have it the secret to healing the world please give Angridge Singh and his girlfriend the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day.

Yee-haw. Couple things. Mm-hmm. You're not that pretty. You're not that thick. Who? One. Who? Two.

The biggest person in this room. And there's how many of us in here? One, two, three, four, five, six of us in here. Okay? Two women. Thinker than everybody in here. Play with me if you want to. Let's sit back down.

Cap. Cap what? Cap. Cap what? Cap. Y'all can't fill out these sweatpants. Cap. Cap. Y'all can't fill out these sweatpants. Cap.

He said y'all can't fill out his sweatpants. Oh. Oh. I just, hey y'all, I just bit out dude. Come on in here,

Big Mac. God damn. Oh my goodness. Big Mac got an ass on his stomach. Big Mac got Megan the Stallion ass on his stomach.

Jesus Christ. I'm not playing this game anymore. All right. What you want to do. All right. Well, that was the donkey of the day. Oh, Mac's stomach really do look like an ass track. It look crazy.

Oh, Lord have mercy. Now, when we come back, Comedian Earthquake will be joining us. Yes, indeed. So, we're going to kick it with Earthquake when we come back. And then, Nala's here for Pastor Ox. Nala! Say pastor nala say something now you gotta break down this megan the stallion record too you're gonna have to tell us all the subliminals and everything okay please all right it's the breakfast love good morning the breakfast club morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne thea Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.

Legend. Legend. Comedian. Earthquake. Welcome, brother. Thank you. Thank you, brothers. It's always an honor to be on this show, man.

I look forward to it. It's always a highlight when I come next with you brothers, man. Happy to have you here. How you feeling, first of all? Man, I'm blessed, man. Life is good. Things are good. Career's popping.

So I'm good, man man i'm real good you know your name came up uh when when recently when kat williams did his interview with uh shannon shark yeah well i want to talk about just that conversation period what is that conversation done for for black comedy comedy i don't think anything because there's no jokes in it you understand i'm in the joke telling business you know what i mean so it didn't think anything because there wasn't no jokes in it. You understand? I'm in the joke-telling business. You know what I mean? So it didn't do anything, I think, for comedy. Personally speaking, me and him was cool.

So, you know, I didn't know where that came from. Certain things he said about me, half was true, half was a lie, you know. But to each his own. I don't, you know, man, I don't even get into that part of it because, see, I'm the type of person, if I have a problem with you, Charlamagne, I'm going to call you. And man to man, and we're going to talk it out. We're going to duke it out, but we're going to handle it man to man. I don't talk behind people's back, and that's what social media is if you go into a platform and talk about a person without you addressing them yourself when you have opportunities to get in contact with let them let it be known so you know i don't get into that you know i mean i let him believe what he need to

believe now you said you were cool or you thought you were cool now do people have said he did that to sell tickets some people said he was just venting or some people it was just like it was just a lie just to create the controversy surrounding it. And you know him. It's just weird. It just feels like he just came out of nowhere. Well, I don't know. What is the motivation on it?

I have been in this business for 30 years. We as comedians have never did that type of thing ever before. We're not rappers. We don't have beefs. You have a disagreement with a comic. type of thing ever before. We're not rappers. We don't have beefs. You have a disagreement with a comic. They usually, we take it with the individual and handle it as such. Outside of just, you know, doing that thing

was the first time ever seeing it done. But we're on a new age now. You know what I mean? It's a different age. And I don't know what the motivation of the brother is. When I first ran into Cat, he was the most phenomenal doing things that had never been done in here. He was selling out Madison Square Garden type arenas on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. And that was never.

I was coming into Oakland, and they was like, you know, Cat going to be here. I said, what? I just got here. What are you going to do? Where are you at this Friday? They're like, no, he's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday with the Warriors player. I was like, oh, my God. And then, you know, his acting skills was on top because he was on Hill Street Blues doing the thing.

So I have always admired, you know, his work and what it is. But, see, I don't get into all that because I'm in the joke-telling business. And as long as we're talking about jokes, that's the only thing that I am into. I ain't in the pimp game. I ain't in the drug game. I ain't in none of that. I'm into the jokes. So if you have anything to say to me or anything to say to me, it should be right there in that category.

Because that's the only thing that I am involved in the public platform of it. So the rest of that, he can keep. Why do you say you can't read? Where did that come from? I don't know. I mean, y'all are intrigued. Terrestrial radio, first of all, is a lie. Because I used to be a WBLS.

You did radio for years. I did radio. And everybody in radio wants to be like y'all and be syndicated. But if you're not syndicated and you just got one goddamn station, only way you get some money off live reads in traffic and the rest of them. So it came to that. And another thing,

ninth grade, I was picked to go to Georgetown to the Upper Brown Program. Upper Brown ain't no joke. Upper Brown Program. Thank you. Upper Brown Program. Only reason I didn't make Upper Brown Program is when they took me on the tour,

they let me taste a fresh donut for the first time. And I ate it. I was like, oh, my God. Freshly squeezed oil juice. And I said, you can have all these? They said, yeah. I said, y'all keep on walking around. I'm going to stay right here near these donuts.

Because I'm used to eating the hostess donuts, that little pack, that little pile over there. But I never had like a donkey one. I'm like, oh my God, this is delicious.

So yeah, I was upper bound program to be picked out of Georgetown to go to Georgetown in the ninth grade. So I don't know. Also in the military as an air traffic controller.

Could have been an air traffic controller, but I wanted to get out of my mother's house. So I said, what job can I leave today to leave her house? They said, you can be an air traffic controller. Could have been an air traffic controller, but I wanted to get out of my mother's house. I said, what job can I leave today to leave her house? They said, you can be an air traffic controller. You can come back in six

months and leave. I said, no, I need to leave today. What you got? They said, loaded nuclear weapons. I said, I'll take it. You used to load nuclear weapons? Yeah, man, I dropped one. I'm trying to see two live crew. Man, stop playing. No real talk. Box the LF for a space. What? Yeah, trying to see two live crew. When Luke first real talk box the lf on space what yeah trying to see two

live crew when when luke first came out we dropped that because you have to change the ordinance the disguise from the russian what are you talking about you drop the bomb so you get out to the club no i told him i wanted to go see luke friday they put me on the schedule i had already said i'm not going so they say go out there the ordinance, and then you can leave. Of course, I've been doing this for 10 years. I'm like, alright, we don't need this. So I put it up, and we tell it, move the rack and everything. We ain't put all the

grease fitting in. It came down and hit. Boom! Everybody ran. I said, what y'all running for? A nuclear weapon? A nuke. I said, you hit the ground. I don't believe it. I'll kiss somebody in the face. This is to me, man. This is God honest truth. God take my talent from

everything on. My name is in the Pentagon under Broken Arrow. You understand what I'm saying? Why do they call you Broken Arrow? That's what happens when you drop a nuke in the country. It's called a Broken Arrow. When there's a nuke on your own friendly soil and everything is an accident, it's called a broken arrow.

So you're radioactive right now. Well, no, man. It's just, you know, I told them. You understand? I'm in Boxdale, Louisiana, Shreveport, Louisiana. Yeah. This is when Luke was at the height of his thing. He had 150 bad chicks.

Absolutely. I said, I'm going. And they sent me out here to change the ordinance on the plane. So they brung it on themselves. But the nuclear clearly didn't go off.

No, nuclear weapons are some of the most safest ordinances that you got. Conventionals are more difficult because they got to drop at a certain height and then hit the

safe thing, safe mall. It's the most safe. But everybody ran. Everybody ran. Base Commander came. So it was on a crane or something? No, we was on the flight line. We was on the flight line on the most safe. But everybody ran. And then base commander came. No, we was on the flight line. We was on the flight line on the B-52. And you put it in the bomb bay

to change it up. And it came down and hit the ground. Boom. Everybody ran. I was like, what y'all running for? And then they came and got me. Base commander came and then they took us to the hospital to do drug tests and everything to see if we high. I ain't find nothing but incompetence in my blood. And then they took us to the uh to the hospital to do drug tests and everything to see ain't find nothing but incompetence in my blood and then they put me on the snack bar

damn they don't let me touch no more no more nukes no more planes or nothing and people like ah you stuck i said man i don't care e5 get the same amount of money as loading bombs as the e5 to pass out coffee so the check ain't changed ain't hurt my feelings i don't know man a lot of people gonna say man you uh cap might have been right man you might have had to read something no boy that one luke was hot man he was on field down new york one of them things showing them chicks shaking and everything. I was like, man,

they finally going to do a concert at 150. And Shreveport was a small town. Bozer City was a small town in that way. And we had no black women that looked that good in my eyesight. So I was looking forward to it. And I told them I wasn't going. So they put us out there.

Shout out to Sergeant Anderson who called me about two weeks ago. He was also on the team when we dropped the newt. Well, listen, you know you gotta prove things to the internet. So go ahead and read that real quick. Yeah, read that.

It's a live read. Read it out loud. Cat Wim is a liar. That man can read. That man can read. They play too much of it. See, they play too much. I know.

I know when I'm f***ing with y'all. It's a live read. They play too much of it. All right, we know when I'm f***ing with y'all. They're live for you. They play too much of it. All right, we got more with Comedian Earthquake. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Comedian Earthquake. True. You know, one thing that's been coming up recently is comedians stealing jokes. Now, it seems like that would seem kind of something that's normal because, you know, if you're talking about a car or you're talking about black versus white, it seems like a lot of it.

So, has that happened to you? I've been robbed more than any comedian on earth. I have. I have friends that have taken my jokes. I have friends that have called me and told me they have taken my jokes. I write another one. You know what I mean? It's just what I, it's thing on it do. It happens. That's why I mean? It's a thing I want to do. It happens.

That's why I do not look at other comedians perform. Because I don't physically write. I mentally write. So I don't want to be contaminated with the thought. You could sit here and see another comedian tell a joke. And subconsciously it would be into you. Then you could sit here and get on stage and riff and come up with it and think you came up with it, but you previously saw somebody else do it. That's what

happens. Sometimes, it's only certain many subjects that is discovered. This is your version of O.J. Trout. This is your version of Trump. This is your version of Joe Biden. You know what I mean? So the shit happens. Me, myself, I just continue, you know what I mean? So the shit happens. Me, myself, I just continue, you

know, I just replenish as they diminish. And I just keep on going with it. The way I keep myself from even for that ever happening to me, I don't watch other comedians. I've heard people say that. I found that video with Bernie Mac very interesting because Bernie Mac was like,

people are going to take your jokes. Don't say your jokes around other comedians, especially the younger ones when the veterans are around. Well, veterans and the rest of them, but see, it's a beautiful with me is, and I'm blessed that I don't have to go to a club to work a joke out. You see what I'm saying?

I can mentally see this is going to work and I can apply it to my regular show as I'm doing it. Take one out, put a new one in and continue to make the rotation go. Certain comedians don't have that process. They have to actually write it down

and then try it on the stage. And then you have comedians in the back. Oh, I like that. And then they'll give you the thought pattern. They will give you their version of that thought pattern. This is what I would have said if I thought of that. You know, that's stealing too.

So, you know, they sit there. But you just, it's an occupational hazard. You think the DMV area gets the credit it deserves for being a comedy hotspot? No. We have some of the great, Martin, Dave, me, Tommy Davidson, Tony Woods. It's a lot. Donnell, my brother. Man, I was hoping you left him out.

No, you can't leave. You found him. I was hoping y'all left Donnell out. No, I can't leave Donnell out. Donnell, you know, we in there. We're in. D.C. is a hard market as compared to like New York. They don't give you nothing in D.C.

If you ain't funny, then they gonna let you know right there and they'll wait until you succeed before they give you your accolades too. Was Comic View your big break? In my totality of my career? Or just at that point? At that time, Comic View.

Comic View was my big break. That's where everybody, and I could tell Quake fans when they come say, I want to put your Air and your mama name. When I know that, then I mean they was original Quake fans. How do you feel about them bringing back Comic View? It was great. I was there when they was filming with Mike and Kev. Any platform that allowed the genre to expand and give

opportunities, I'm all for. And I participated and I've done that my whole career with my radio show and me doing the club and everything else to expand it. Because it's a great art form. It's, you know, there's vitriol that's going on. It's not what the job description of.

We bring joy and sit here and make people laugh. Is it true that Kim Whitley ghosted you after you put it down? Putting that in air quotes. Yeah, I get her on that. Yeah, me and Kim used to date for a brief. She ghosted me out there. She hit me and left me.

You might not put it down like you thought you did then, Erick. Hey, man, I'm a king. I don't pay for dinner and satisfy you. You got to pick one, huh? You got to pick one. I'm King Joffrey now. You got to take care of the king, man. So the one-time thing? Yeah, we did it one time.

But Kim did more for me than anything. When I first had my biggest break before that time, my TV show on ABC, and Kim came and helped me navigate through that. Because I had a lot of people around me that wasn't good for me. And she came in and showed me how to do TV. And reiterated what I know now is, you know, I'm not an actor. I'm a movie star. And there's a difference.

You know, a conversation that always comes up is black comedians wearing a dress. True. Why? And what's your thoughts on it? It's art. When white dudes, Marlon Way said it so personally, when white dudes do it, man, they're genius. When we do it, it has something to do with our manhood. It's art.

If it's a hit and it's funny, White Chicks was great. Big Mama House was great. You know what I mean? I know Marty. Marty is one of the manliest mans there is. Sinead name. We talked about it the other day.

Sinead name. Larry Johnson, basketball player. Grandmama. Grandmama. My mother, Flip Wilson, Geraldine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You understand? Bigger than that.

Killer, killer, yeah. The whole nine. And so it's just another, you know, another way to take shot at people that they want to. And what's heartbreaking for me is younger comedians that's taking these shots

at the people that paved the way for them. And it's sick now. Talk to us about the difference between being broken and dead. Because you said at one point you were in the hole for three million?'s sick now. Talk to us about the difference between being broke and in debt because you said at one point you were in the hole for $3 million. Yeah, man. See, being broke, that means you just ain't got no money. In debt means

even if you got some money, you got to give it to somebody else. You understand what I'm saying? That's the difference on it. I was in debt because I was playing the game a lot of entertainers do. When I blow, I would take care of Uncle Sam during that time. And it never came.

You know what I mean? And Uncle Sam don't play. So now, you know, it didn't come to fruition on that point of blowing at that point. So now I just put the money to the side knowing around April I'm going to get molested. Financially. When Uncle Sam comes, Uncle Sam comes. Oh, he comes.

And they average up. They don't average up. And they let you. See the thing about Uncle Sam so good about it, he a sleeper sale. He allows you not to pay him until you fall off.

Then he comes see you. And it's not the fall off. Then he comes seeking you. And it's not the money that you owe him that gets you. It's the penalties and the interest. It's usually more than the principal. So the best thing is, so I'm like, okay, once it took me to get out, it took me about six years to get out of that hole. You owe Uncle Sam $3 million? Yeah, I owed him $3 million.

Jesus Christ. Got all of it under, I owed him three million now. Jesus Christ. Mm-hmm. Got all of it under, you know. Lord have mercy. Well, Earthquake, we appreciate you for joining us, brother. Man, thank y'all for having me. Please follow me at The Real Earthquake,

and I love you, brother. Keep doing what you're doing, man. Appreciate you, Earthquake. You too, my brother. God bless y'all. It's Earthquake. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's time for Pass the Oaks. What's up, Nyla ATL? What's up, guys? You know, people are calling me that now. Nylander. Nylander.

A combination, a little something. Nylander. How many more weeks you got down there? I think four more. No. Three more? Three more. Three more.

Yeah, it's been about three. I really like it, though. Like Nylander. I see you did a party this Wednesday, right? Yeah just did ladies love rb with uh keith bt keith thomas bt b cox avat oh yeah my homegirl the portion was this luther portion yeah she pulled up no i i really like atlanta it's it's different it's different new york's like party scene it's a great ride all right we don't need you to like it too much, okay? Well, no. I still like New York as well,

but it's just different and it's cool to be around your people. Yep. We all speak the same language, but... You said you're tired of being around all these Spanish people in New York City. You can't take it no more. What?

That's not what I said at all. Anyway, but being in Atlanta, I think it's only right that I start off with this new Lado and Anissia record called Back Outside. Yeah, yeah. That's good. I like Lado. That's good.. Yeah, yeah. I like Lado.

That's good. I like Lado. I saw Lado on something the other day. I don't know if it was something, Tic Tac, and she might have been dancing to this song and it was her and all her homegirls and I was like,

see, I like that energy. It was just an energy. It is cool. It's Tic Tac and I see she got a record. You know, J-Lo dropped a record too. She got a record with J-Lo too. Salute to Lotto.

But also it's the fact that Anissia is from her hometown. So she's like bringing in the next generation, even though she's still young, fresh, and hot. Lotto fire. What dance was that, Charlamagne? That's what Lotto was doing on TikTok. I don't think that's what she was doing. I don't think she was doing that dance.

She was. That was it. She look cool as hell. All right, the next record I'm going to go with is with Rob 49 and Lil Wayne. It's called With Satin Baby. Okay. Okay. That is one of the most toxic, hardest lines.

What? F for $1,000, I call that. It's my grandbaby. Oh. God damn, Wayne. Wayne went crazy. That's sick. He went crazy.

He snapped. I liked it. What? F for $1,000, I call that. It's my went crazy. That's sick. He went crazy. He snapped. I liked it. Ever for $1,000, call it my grandbaby? That is sick. You like that line. No, I mean, it's sick. Why would you want to call a woman that you can be your grandbaby? That's the only line that you remembered from the record.

That's what stuck out to me just now. Is that how you pronounce it? Was that a baby? I heard him say, ever for $1,000, call it my grandbaby. Oh, okay. Well, that's... That ain't different. What's that, baby? I'm trying to say it

In the best New Orleans accent I can Rob Fortnoy Lil Wayne Alright Then I'ma go with You were talking about Bobby Cotwell earlier

A white guy who can sing It's this other guy Named Jameson That I just discovered And he got this new record Called Love Me It sound like a little Ray J

Ray J little thing It's on the night He's white Yeah His name is what Jameson You can't be white And be named after Dark liquor JMSN Nah you can't be white It sounds like a little Ray J, Ray J little thing. It's on the nine. He's white? Yeah. His name is what? Jameson. You can't be white and be named after dark liquor.

J-M-S-N. Nah, you can't be white and named after dark liquor. Call him Absolute or something. See? I'm not calling that white man Jameson. His name is Jameson. That's his name, man. That's his real name? Yes.

I don't believe that. What is mom and daddy named? Man, I don't know. Ask Jake what his real name is. Ask Jake. Jesus Christ. You know what but get into him he's heavy neo soul alternative all right he's a vibe and then last but not least i gotta shout out this meg record hiss that has caused a whole debacle online um i saw you guys talking

about it in the rumor report well megan called up she called up this morning and she's i asked her was she gonna be naming names and she said look, all the hit dogs going to holler. Well, obviously, Nikki. I didn't know it was obviously. That was the least obvious one for me. I didn't know it was obviously, but I woke up this morning, and I saw it online. So she started off the record with,

these hoes don't be mad at Megan. These hoes be mad at Megan's law. So Megan's law is a name of a federal law in the US requiring law enforcement authorities to make information available to public regarding registered sex offenders. Oh, that's slick. Oh, okay.

She didn't have no lines for party or the baby. Who's the woman that made R. Kelly go viral on TikTok? Who's that for? Don't write nothing else down, J-Pen. So much to say on schedule, conjugal visits or something. I don't see nothing about R. Kelly, so I don't know.

It's in there, man. I ain't retarded. It's getting weird it's getting weird now oh we didn't play the record oh let's hear it i didn't even hear the megan's law line when i first heard it now i heard it make all the sense in the world oh yeah she said a bitch that was dancing making r kelly go viral men who hate on bbls and have the same scars so those are a couple of the dishes of course we know what the jpeg send money conjugal visit line is that's the tori hey man all's fair in love and rap i mean listen i was born in 1978 so there's nothing that somebody's gonna say on a rap record that's gonna offend me i just want everybody to keep the same energy but for everybody because it feels like there's a double standard

a lot of the time question nyla is it fair for nikki to do the big foot line making fun of a woman who got shot in the foot is it fair i Nicki to do the big foot line, making fun of a woman who got shot in the foot by a man? Is it fair? I mean, there is no fair in the world. This is rap battle. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. Because when guys do it, everybody gets upset.

Because there's been guys that have done that to me, too. Well, I think people are going harder on men doing it because it's a man who shot her. Or maybe it was a random shot. Well, shouldn't a woman feel more empathy towards a woman that has experienced violence towards a man? But I feel like there should be no gender on empathy. Like, you should just have empathy towards somebody going towards something, regardless if it's man versus woman.

But like what you're saying, it's war. So it's kind of like. And by the way, we all full of it because everybody can say something that hurts your feelings. I don't have any feelings. What? That I show. You're a cancer What are you talking about?

So you'll never see me You know React like that in public But everybody Has something That is their thumbscrew That will like Piss them off

In some way shape or form So are you saying that The The law thing No I'm saying We're all saying We're all saying All's fair in love and war

Until somebody says something We don't like About us And then we're like That that person went too far. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's messy. That's all it is.

It's mess. It's messy. There we go. Now we talking. It's messy. It's mess. It ain't no point to try to make any logical sense of it. It's mess.

It's a whole bunch of noise. And people are entertained. But do you think it's going to be just like a, because you think it's just going to be mad beef records coming out for Nicki? I'm all for it. If they keep it in the article, I'm all for that. As long as it does. Envy said something earlier that's true.

When we say keep it on records nowadays, we're not even talking about street stuff. No. We're talking about don't do none of the goofy stuff, like go to social media and get on Instagram Live. Don't be tweeting. Don't be doing sketches. Get in that booth and make some records.

Yeah. Well, thank you, Nyla. Don't be doing sketches. Get in that booth and make some records. Yeah. Well, thank you, Nala. Yes, thank you, guys. And make sure if you guys are in LA Grammy weekend, we're going to be kicking it off with Certified Vibe Live, which is, of course, the spinoff of the Pass the Ox segment. And it's an R&B night, so we actually have Grammy-nominated artist Kenyon Dixon hitting the stage,

followed by Josh Levi, Leighton Green, Adonai Daru, Jack Freeman. So we have a good little lineup. So make sure you guys pull up on me at the Peppermint Club. All right. Thank you, Nala. When we come back, we got the People's Choice Mix. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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