The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Arrested After M*sturabting In Gym Bathroom

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

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if we live a life where we bite our tongue based off who we made a thing we never would say anything you are a donkey that is why charlemagne today's just saw themselves on Breakfast Club. Okay, Salome, we'll be giving Donkey of the Day to today. Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, July 29th, goes to a 35-year-old Allentown, Pennsylvania man named Stephen McCarthy. Now, this story came to my attention because one of our producers slash board up, DJ Red, Red was complaining about naked men in the gym.

And Red isn't a complainer. So when Red came in, I don't know if it was last week or this week. Was that last week of this week, right? But when he came in complaining about naked men in the gym, I knew it had to be serious. Okay. Red said he wanted to build a wall around naked men in the gym. Okay, he said there is no country for old men in the gym.

And we've all been there, okay, working out in the gym and seeing an old white man in the locker room with what seems to be a hairy clit. All right, just a patch of gray hair and nothing else. But he's just as free as he can be, okay? They have gotten to the age where they have lost all self-consciousness and sense of physical vulnerability regarding their aging bodies. Not to mention those old men grew up in an era where societal norms were different. Okay, older generations grew up where public nudity in the gym and school locker rooms, it was completely normal. Okay, but F all that. I don't really care.

When you get to that age, 70s, 80s, you still got the energy to go to the gym. Get naked. All right, I don't give a damn. You earned it. All right. Decades of life, strip away anxiety about body shape and wrinkles and judgment from peers. Let your Jurassic junk hang, man. Okay, I don't give a damn.

Now I'm saying all that to say. The male locker room in the gym is not a sexy place. Okay, that's the picture I wanted to paint. So I have absolutely no idea why Stephen McCarthy turned into a freaky-ass ninja 69 guard and decided to go in the self-service mode in the gym locker room. Yes, Stephen McCarthy was hit with some charges, including but not limited to, in decent exposure, after police were called the super-sex gym. because a man was masturbating inside a bathroom star.

According to report, Stephen McCarthy was charged with two counts misdemeanor simple assault, one count summary harassment, and one count summary disorderly conduct. Okay, as I just told you, police were called the supersets gym for a man reportedly masturbating inside a bathroom. Okay, while officers were on the way to the gym, an additional call came in, reporting that Stephen McCarthy was allegedly fighting with people in the locker room. Freaky and fighting, okay? Two men told police they witnessed McCarthy

exposing himself in the stall and moaning. He must be going in. You can't wait to get a membership as Superstack. Jim King, you ain't ready to run down there right now. When Stephen left the stall, he tried to push through the men and began swinging at them until they wrestled them to the floor. Let's discuss, okay, Stephen.

Stephen McCarthy, let's talk, sir. What's going on? All right, why were you buffing your banana, petting your puppy, playing pocket pool in the men's locker room at SuperSets? Now, I'm not judging you. Not at all. All I'm saying is if you want a Silver Fox,

okay, if you want a sugar grains daddy, just say that. Okay, I mean, you must suffer from a word that I can't pronounce, but I'm going to try anyway. Durantophilia. No, gerentophilia. That's it.

garentophilia i think i said that right but i'm gonna tell you what it is it's the clinical term for a primary sexual or romantic attraction the people of advanced age if you in a men's locker room okay at a gym and you get horny you a different breed okay you a different breed i mean he's probably got a picture of a bunch of u.s senators on his wall he probably runs a one-man offense and makes a personal deposit every time he sees a picture of Mitch McConnell and then he had to nerve, the unmitigated gall after playing tug a war with himself, he comes out the stall and tries to push through a group of men and began swinging it then with closed fists until they wrested them to the ground? First of all, you can't go from hand to gland combat to hand

combat. Second of all, who are these freaks that were standing outside his stall? Okay, if I hear someone moaning from a stall, I'm probably going to mind my business, okay? I'm damn sure not going to be standing outside his stall. Okay. I'm damn sure not going to be standing outside of this off, okay, and have him push through me, all right? Could y'all at least let the man wash his hands? This guy is swinging on you with white sticky

stuff on his hands. He thinks he's Peter Parker, okay? And he had to be wrestled to the ground. All I can think is, if they held him until the police came, he never got a chance to wash his hands. Mm-mm. Just baby gravy everywhere.

Yeah. Well, Stephen, if you enjoy you know, clearing your pipes around a bunch of men, you did something that sent you to a facility that will ensure you get to do just that. Please give Stephen McCarthy the sweet sounds of the hamletones. Oh, now you are the donkey. We play the game?

Of the day. Excuse me, sir. Of the day. We play the game? We can't play a game because I don't know where race he is. And I don't think it matters. He's clearly Spider-Man. Yeah, white sticky stuff on his hands

and he was fighting people. How hard was he going in if you could hit him? Yeah. Moaning. That's crazy. Reg, you was in the... What was your complaint about the male locker room, Reg? I just felt like they...

I feel like too many younger dudes or even just people in middle age walking around naked too comfortably. Like, you're not... If you're over 70, then you should be covering... I mean, you shouldn't have to cover up. But if you younger than that, I feel you should try to cover up a little bit.

You want somebody to... see you if you younger than that you want you want you guys in there to see you even said no i don't want y'all covering up yeah okay okay eddie just sent me a picture because i think he lived close to allentown so shut up you might know this guy personally i don't know what this is yeah let me see let me say i'm looking i'm showing you oh you guys he could be i don't want to say what i'm thinking he could be latino he could be white or lathe doesn't it looks look oh he might It's definitely like, yeah, I don't know. Latino Caucasian.

Yeah, Latino Caucasian Latino. You don't think he look a little halal truck? All right. Thank you for that don't care today. I don't think so. I don't know. See, that's your fault because y'all kept talking. I couldn't think of nothing else to say.

You're sorry, I told you about it. I told you that I wanted to say something for the sound. But didn't I tell you all that I told you all that I told you all right. I know myself. I know my real. I know myself. I know myself. I know myself.

I know myself. I know. even erase you know what i mean i know i don't know what you're right thank you for that don't for that donkey today yes indeed yes indeed 800 585 101 now yesterday um what's the young lady's name uh that that does the podcast sarah fontinott that's not her name yes it is sarah who does the podcast salute to sarah yes she was doing her podcast and she was talking about the term happy wife happy life and this is what she said women have such disregulated emotions that they'll say,

I'm leaving this thing because I'm not happy. What the hell does that mean? And this whole, like, woke community, this I need to feel seen heard and I need to be acknowledged 100% of the time. That's why you're single. If you think a person is supposed to get you 100% of the time, if you think that a person is supposed to make you happy 100% of the time, stay single.

Don't get married. Don't date. Don't even get to know anybody because you don't even make yourself happy 100% of the time. How do you expect a man to do this? I'm so sick and tired of it. What? You keep sharing me. What?

Isn't important for men to be happy in their relationships? It's the most important. There are large amounts of men that will disagree with you. No, I think large amounts of men have gotten conditioned to feeling like their happiness doesn't matter. But that whole happy wife, happy life is BS. It's happy spouse, happy house. If you aren't looking at it from a space of we are here to serve each other, that's why two out of three marriages end in divorce.

That's sad for all right. I totally agree with everything she said. I get it. She said, you keep Sarahing me? Because the lady kept saying Sarah. Oh, Sarah's going to stir it up. You hear me? Dropping the clues bonds for Sarah.

She was very passionate about what she said, and I totally agree. Sarah, Sarah, Fountain, I salute to Sarah. So what's the question? Is Sarah right and how right is she? Let's just open up the phone line. So what people think, 800-5-85-105-1. But yes, I think Sarah is absolutely positively right. Yes, you should feel happy wife, happy life.

but your wife should feel a happy husband, whatever it is. Happy spouse, happy house. And that's what it should be. Both sides should try to make the other side happy. That's what it is regardless. That a lot of women don't want to talk about. They like to stay away from that because, yeah,

men have been conditioned to think that their happiness don't matter. We hear it every year on Thanksgiving. It's about my wife. And I don't really get anything for Father's Day or Valentine's Day or any on my birthday. You know, it's all about catering to your woman. A lot of women got that mindset. It's not right. Yeah, but you know what, too?

And we'll talk about it when we, come back with my wife at the beginning of each year after new years she always says what can i do do to make your life easier what what can i do to help you make your life easy is it do you need more sleep do you want me to do this do you want me to do that and then i do the same for her that's what a happy relationship balance happy marriage but also when we say happy wife happy life i've never taken that as just my wife you know is supposed to be happy the reality is i want to make her happy because she makes me happy right correct if she don't make me happy i don't give a damn What about the happy life for her?

No, I'm just saying. No, you want it to be reciprocating. The reason we say happy wife, happy life is because clearly your wife is doing something to you that makes you want to continue to make her happy. Exactly. Let's discuss. We'll take your calls when we come back. It's the breakfast club. Good morning.

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Do better or do less, so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Nick Tuturo. You probably know me from NYPD Blue. The Longest Yard or Spike Lease Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Tatoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.

What are you doing, my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now, we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness, Delivering Happiness. And many, many more. Open your free High Heart Radio app.

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