The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Arrested After Returning To Target To Steal Another TV

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

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Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were

turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you. solomain who got the donkey of the day today well donkey of the day for friday august 11th goes to seth berman seth berman is 34 years old and he hails from the great city of atlanta georgia seth is suffering from what psychologists call the target effect everybody in america suffers from the target effect doesn't matter what your financial status is the reality of the situation is none of us can go into target and get one thing. I know I'm speaking directly to you right now. You feel seen, don't you? Maybe even triggered.

Trust me, I understand. Every single emotion you are dealing with, I get. And psychologists do too. It's a real thing. You go into Target to buy one thing. Maybe, you know, a good fella t-shirt. Next thing you know, you're walking out with $100 worth of stuff and you have no idea how that happened all right target does that to humans so much so that clinical psychologists have released tips on how to stage your own target interventions okay target is a trap all right because the store isn't the actual

target you are do you realize that everything in target is is strategically placed there to keep you there everything from the lighting the bright colors they say it brightens your uh effect and you tend to have a pretty good time there so it's conducive to buying you know of course you're gonna you know spend more in a place that you spend more time in not to mention it's a starbucks in all of them so that adds another addiction okay starbucks heroin same thing target also places things in strategic places to boost cross-selling and then they have these things called lifestyle settings that help you visualize the goods in your home once you see it once you can see it in your place of residence you want it in your place

of residence okay and i'm not even gonna get into the psychological pricing target does oh they make you think you're getting a deal just because it's a nine at the end of the price if it has a nine on the end of the price it appears has a nine on the end of the price it appears to be on sale therefore you can't pass it up those are just a few of the reasons the target effect is real and that's the reason why you can never leave target with just one thing and seth berman he fell victim to that see he went to target for one thing but like most of us couldn't leave with just one thing let's go to fox 5 atlanta for the report please officers have also released new video of a shoplifting suspect being arrested take a look But like most of us, couldn't leave with just one thing. Let's go to Fox 5 Atlanta for the report, please.

Officers have also released new video of a shoplifting suspect being arrested. Take a look. This is the target located on Caroline Street. Atlanta police say an officer was flagged down by a security guard. That guard told authorities that the man stole two televisions from the store. They say when the man was caught outside the store he fought the officer until backup arrived both the suspect and officer suffered minor injuries now police say he was on drugs during all of this but this wasn't weed it wasn't shrooms it wasn't rihanna's makeup he was using this man was under the influence of target okay the target effect is a stronger drug

than all those things mentioned that's why he went back to the scene of the crime because mentally he never left. See, if you only get one thing from Target, you hear Kobe Bryant in your brain saying this. Job's not finished. Job finished? I don't think so. That's right. The Target Effect is so real that when this brother got caught leaving the store with the TV, he didn't think about running away. He thought about running back into the store. Okay, that's like an animal that's been locked in a cage, and instead of running off into the wild to get free, they run back into the zoo. I know y'all want to blame drugs, but trust me, this is the target effect.

Okay, as I'm doing this donkey right now, there's someone pulling up the target for one thing, and they're going to come out 30 minutes later with at least three to five items. Okay, now let's talk about Seth as a thief. He simply got too greedy because he did successfully steal one TV. He was free and clear, but his greed made him go back to steal another one. This is a prime example that we get too greedy, okay? He successfully stole one TV. He was free and clear, but his greed mixed with the target effect made him go back to get another 65 inch TV.

Why did he need another TV? I know football season on the way, but damn, what you building a sports bar? Huh? You need to have more than one TV to have more than one game on at the same time. Maybe he wanted to play Call of Duty and watch the Breakfast Club on BET at the same time. I don't know. But Seth, did you have to go back to the same exact targets you stole from the first time? I did some research.

And by research, I mean Google. And it's at least eight targets in the Atlanta area. You telling me the target effect is so strong that you couldn't even leave the target you was at to go to another one? Huh? You stuck on stupid like a woman who's addicted to a terrible man with good penis. All right? This man ain't got no job, no ambition. He cheats on you constantly.

He has another baby mama he's still sleeping with, but you still end up under him every other day, letting him sweat on you. That had nothing to do with anything. I just wanted to make you feel bad for still sleeping with that brother under modification. Or for short, you can just call him a bum. Please give Seth Berman the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

Oh, now you are still sleeping I wonder what triggered people more during that donkey today realizing that you know we all have been victims of the target effect are realizing that you are still sleeping with a terrible man with good penis which one for you all right well bet thank you we'll see y'all on monday I almost told people you the bum that I'm sleeping with now I almost told people you the bum that I'm sleeping with. I almost told people that. I might have just did. Now what? Now what?

I'm sorry. I'm not a bum. You're a beige under modification. That's for sure. This is getting awkward and strange. Ben. Ben awkward and strange. Ben. Okay. Ben awkward and strange. Welcome, Roxy. All right. I've been like this since yesterday.

All right. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag.

This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a

chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself.

You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward.

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