The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Arrested In Connection To Beyoncé’s Stolen Hard Drives

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man arrested in connection with Beyoncé’s stolen hard drives. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Search Emergency Intercom And listen now I'm mad it You get donkey at a date Yeah you You get donkey at a date You are a donkey It's time for don't give the day

I'm gonna fatten all that shit around your eyes They want this man To throw them blows man They wait with Charlamain To tap these gloves, let's go. They have to make a judgment of who was going to be on the donkey of the day. They chose you. Just a breakfast club, bitchy.

Who's donkey today today? Well, donkey today for Wednesday, September 17th, goes to a man named Kelvin Evans. Kelvin is the most unlucky thief in America. Why? Because when you're a thief, it's not just about what you steal, or the fact you're stealing. Sometimes it's about who you steal from. And Kelvin picked the wrong one to steal from. You hear me?

Okay, see, Kelvin was doing what has become a national pastime. in the city of Atlanta, and that's breaking in cars. All right, drop on a clues, Bob, for Atlanta. Salute to everybody who listens to us on 96.1 to beat. You know we're there every year for the Black Effect Podcast Festival. I was just there a couple weeks ago for Invest Fest, too, salute to earn your leisure. Every time I'm in Atlanta, people feel the need to warn me

that a vehicle I'm in may get broken into. Okay, I forgot what part of town it is, one of the heads, bank, buck, one of them. But when you're in Atlanta, they will tell you that if you got a car, especially something relatively nice, they would tell you that you might as well keep your windows roll down so they don't break the windows, okay, when someone breaks into your vehicle. That happened to you, didn't you ever?

Yes, it did. In Atlanta, right? Twice, yes, sir. Damn, twice. In the same car? No, a different car. Oh, okay. Well, Kelvin is one of those individuals who will be breaking into people's vehicles, and on July 8, 2025, he broke into the wrong one and stole the wrong thing from the wrong person.

Let's go to Atlanta news for us for the report, please. Atlanta police said the man accused of stealing unreleased Beyonce music is now in custody. That theft happened days before the superstar's first Cowboy Carter concert at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in July. Atlanta News first, Yasmina Alston, is live at the Fulton County Jail. So, Yasmina, what if you learned about this? Well, I can tell you that police tell us, Kelvin Evans is still in this jail on a $20,000 bond after he was taken into custody for his alleged involvement. He is here facing a charge of entering an automobile with intent to commit theft.

That theft allegedly includes unreleased Beyonce music that was on hard drives in one of the several stolen bags. This reportedly happened in a Crog Street parking garage where Beyonce's choreographer and a dancer told investigators they parked their rental car, which was broken into. Police had a car description which eventually led them to Evans at an apartment complex on Hank Aaron Drive, where a video showed him taking the stolen bags out of the car. But in the end, it was an unrelated incident call that led hateful police to arresting Evans on the Atlanta theft charge. Calvin, Calvin, Calvin, you must be crazy in love with jail. Okay, trying to steal Beyonce's hard drive is literally like trying to steal a beehive full of bees. Okay, would you even attempt to steal a beehive full of bees? Number one, you was on parole.

Okay, when you're on parole, you are supposed to maintain employment. And guess what? If you had a job, you wouldn't have to break into people. was called so all you had to do was follow the rules of your parole and you wouldn't be in the situation you in now but no instead of being free mingling with all the single ladies you back in jail and there is nobody to blame but you okay you should look in the mirror and say you know why i'm back in jail me myself and i that's all you got in the end now i'm sure vehicles get broken into in Atlanta all the time but it's not everyday vehicles get broken into and hard drives with unreleased beyond see music on

get stolen? That right there immediately made you a different kind of suspect. See, those hard drives with Beyonce music, those are irreplaceable. Okay, every single law enforcement official in Atlanta got in formation when they received that call and when it came to that case, every

single law enforcement official in Atlanta had to go check on it. You immediately made yourself the hottest car thief in America, okay? Not to mention, now that your name is out there, you might as well delete all your social media. Okay, you think the beehive is going to let you live.

They're going to find your Facebook, Instagram, Tick-Tac. They're going to have your baby pictures. They probably got your grandma's social security number already. And when they post your grandma looking crazy in her church hat, you don't have anyone to blame but yourself because you shouldn't have been breaking into people's vehicles to begin with. You really thought you were going to steal five jump drives containing watermarked music, some unreleased music, footage plans for Beyonce's show,

future setless, and nobody was going to ring the alarm? Please give Kelvin Evans The sweet sounds in the hamletones Oh now you are the donkey Of the day You are the donkey Of the day Yeho

And you know what makes it even crazy When he stole it On the day he stole it It was a MacBook air laptop It was pinging whoever he was at at the Hank Aaron Drive Complex the dead at the He just kept it

You ate that with the songs Yeah, I was raised say he ate that same Listen You can't ever compliment him That's why I don't know why I do it every time Call him tall See if you take that one Gosh, no

Why would you lie to me? I mean I'm like being lied to Men's egos need lies sometimes You know I was thinking about something Y'all said a little while ago Right when y'all was talking about the Adrian Brana

Yes right what is the proper protocol in that situation when a woman is uncomfortable and doesn't say she's uncomfortable and wants a man to intervene like what is the proper way for a woman to say something because both of y'all said y'all haven't said things yeah yeah you know because did treasure say something I was wondering

I didn't she played it off she was giggling trying to get through her segment yeah so cams just knew yeah uncomfortable because after a while you see like how he kept going yeah like and cam tried to ignore it a little bit Yeah, he tried to go along with it. At a point, he cut Cam off to make advances at her. Yeah, yeah. It's uncomfortable.

It's weird, you know. I think it's, so if you're working as, for instance, with us, if you're working as closely with us, I think you got to kind of just know us. Because now we're telling you, like, we don't ever want to be the person like, yo, I'm uncomfortable. Yeah. Especially, like, you just don't know in the room what it turns into. So you just got to kind of know sometimes. But, I mean, I don't know. I would think, just think if it was your daughter.

or your sister what point would you let something get to without even knowing why like if she can't say anything what point would you let it get to before you just ask hey are you uncomfortable yeah yeah as I'm sad I did the lines get blurred in situations like this because a lot of things are entertainment right like everybody's making content everybody in on the gag but in you know when you in the real world I think it's a little bit easier to to recognize let's open up the phone lines I want to talk to the ladies about this one hundred five eight five one one like when you're in a sit let's play the clip again let's play the clip again if we have it You look so good in person. Thank you. I appreciate that. Hey. What you waste of that? I love you. What a guy.

I'm sorry. I'm my bad, y'all. My bad. Hey, Statt, could you stop smell? Can you stop smiling? Yo, yo, bro. We got to have a boyfriend here, y'all. Oh, shit.

I told you that. My bad. Okay, we guess we could move on the football. Stop that? Oh, my God. Let's do the full broadcast I answer the question about. Remember a minister society when Kane had the pistol whip Johnson because he wouldn't leave, Jay.

Yes, exactly. 1-800-585-105-1. What is the proper protocol in that situation? When a woman is uncomfortable and wants a man to intervene, what is the proper way for that woman to know, even for a man? When do you know when they intervene? Let's discuss.

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Hey, everybody. This is Matt Rogers. And Bowen-Yang. And you're never going to guess who's our guest on Las Coulteristas. It is L. Woods, Tracy Flick, herself. Reese Witherspoon. Louise, it must go in a girl's trip. I have to have a tequila. We must.

Oh! Whoever said orange is the new pink. We seriously disturbs. Listen to Las Culturistas on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Jorge Ramos. And I'm Paola Ramos. Together we're launching The Moment, a new podcast about what it means to live through a time as uncertain as this one.

We sit down with politicians, artists, and activists to bring you death and analysis from a unique Latino perspective. The moment is a space for the conversations we've been having us father and daughter for years. Listen to The Moment with Jorge Ramos and Paola Ramos on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Hunter, host of Hunting for Answers on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Join me every weekday as I share bite-sized stories of missing and murdered black women and girls in America. Stories like Erica Hunt. A young mother vanished without a trace after a family gout. on 4th of July weekend, 2016.

No goodbyes, no clues, just gone. Listen to hunting for answers every weekday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, my name is Enya Yumanzoor. And I'm Drew Phillips. And we run a podcast called Emergency Intercom. If you're a crime junkie and you love crime. We're not the podcast for you.

But if you have unmedicated ADHD... Oh my God, perfect. And want to hear people with mental illness, psychobabble. Yes, yes. Then Emergency Intercom is the podcast for you. Open your free IHeartRadio app. Search Emergency Intercom and listen now. This is an IHeart podcast.