The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Attempts To Rob McDonalds For Hashbrowns Using A Fake Pistol

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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Yes. Goes to a 35-year-old man named Rashaun Shawali. No, Rashaun Shawal Adjuwani. I don't know if I pronounced this man's name right, but let's get to the story. Rashaun is likely headed for trial, according to L.A. County Superior Court records, because he was arrested on October 18th. What was Rashaawn arrested for? Well, he was arrested because he was accused of trying to steal a hash brown at gunpoint from a McDonald's.

I repeat, he was accused of trying to steal a hash brown at gunpoint from a McDonald's. Not even with a real gun, okay? A replica pistol. See, y'all think I be lying, but you can look this up. The victim reported that Rashawn arrived at the third window in the drive-thru line and demanded a third hash brown after ordering two. Okay? Big back behavior.

The employee of the McDonald's, the employee of the McDonald's, let the suspect know that he only paid for two, and the suspect, Rashawn, told the McDonald's employee, don't you F with me, while using the employee's name from his name tag. So let's just paint the picture. If the guy's name that worked at McDonald's was Calvin, Rashawn kept saying, don't you F with me, Calvin. Well, clearly he thought Calvin was still F-ing with him. So he, Rashawn, went to his vehicle, pulled out a firearm, the fake gun, a prosthetic pistol, if you will, a silicone scrap, a GMO gat.

He pointed this impossible piece, this beyond biscuit at the employee and said, these hash browns ain't dying for you. He didn't really say that, but in my mind, that's how he was bringing it, okay? But he did point the firearm at the victim's chest and the McDonald's employee said he gave up the third hash brown because he was in fear of his life.

You think? And can you believe Rashawn had a wife? Investigators identified the SUV that he was driving and it was registered in his wife's name. All right, they served a search warrant on their home and the victim positively identified Rashawn out of a lineup and deputies found a black Glock 19 style compressed air fired pistol

during their search of the Canyon county home this man had a house an suv and a wife and he robbing people for hash browns now he's facing two to five years in prison the judge denied a motion by rashawn's counsel they wanted a mental health diversion for him citing the aggravating and mitigation factors i don't even know what that means but i do believe rashawn is dealing with some type of mental health issues. I don't even know what that means, but I do believe Rashawn is dealing with some type of mental health issues because you don't flip out like that over no damn hash brown.

A hash brown? And you already had two? Okay, robbing a McDonald's for a hash brown is like sticking up a Starbucks for a free Wi-Fi code, okay? It's like robbing a 7-Eleven for a free Slurpee refill. If you're going to commit a crime, at least steal something that doesn't cost less than your

bus fare home, and you ain't even need bus fare because you're at an SUV, okay? Who the hell wants to spend two to five years in prison because they committed grand theft breakfast, alright? Nobody in prison going to take you serious. Your celly asks you what you in for and you say stealing hash browns, then your celly

turns to you and says you're ass brown. Okay, that's when things can get tricky. All right, robbing McDonald's for a hash brown? How hungry do you have to be to risk five to ten years for a dollar menu item, okay? Now, there's a part of me that respects the basicness of it all, though. Okay, Rashawn walked into a McDonald's with a GMO gat, and what did he demand?

Not the hotcakes, not a sausage biscuit. Okay, by the way, McDonald's is 2024. Can we get chicken sausage biscuits? Turkey sausage biscuits, please? No pork on my fork? But he didn't want either. Rashawn didn't want any of that. He wanted a hash brown. You gotta respect the simplicity. Forget what's in the cash register. He wanted that fried potato, okay? Who knew you could turn big Mac breakfast cravings into a felony? Now, I have the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee.

We don't have the wobble in there, do we? I like whenever he walks in, I want the wobble to play. Big Mac is here. You know anything concerning food, Big Mac wants to weigh in because you know he can break the scale. Mac, the floor is yours. I hate short people, man. I hate short people all the time. But I had to speak on this one because as the president,

I knew you was going to shame this man, and that's because you're always looking at it from the skinny committee. Talk to me. You're not looking at it from the other side of it. Okay. First off, do you know how much hash browns are these days? How much? $3.49.

For one hash brown? Yeah, yeah. I don't believe that hash browns are these days? How much? $3.49. For one hash brown? I don't believe that. So he didn't rob McDonald's for a hash brown. He paid for three because hash browns used to be a dollar. $3.49. Do your research.

Y'all not part of it. I get the emails all the time every time they change it. So he didn't robbed that. I used to pay a dollar for it. So technically, when he got his receipt, saw $3, he said, oh, wait a minute. I didn't pay for three hash browns. I only got two. Let me pull up.

Let me get that other one. Well, that wouldn't make no sense because he bought two. So then that way, that'd be like almost $7. Until he saw his receipt, he said, oh, they charged me for three. I got to go back around. Let me get that third one. Technically, if you see $7, that would be they would charge him for like $7 or $8 based off the logic you use.

Right, but he probably was getting frustrated because, you know, the gas price is high, too. So he's like, I'm not going to keep moving around. That's why he pulled the gun out. I'm more mad that he kept the gun for the cops to find him than he is about doing the hash brown thing. Please give Rashawn. Rashawn, I'll let you want to eat a biggest e-hawk okay give him some sweet sounds in the hammer tones too You are the donkey Of the day

Yee-haw No, no, Rashad and Dr. Whattaway, no, I'm taking the donkey back. Don't you, no, you do God's work, sir. You're still standing here like you in line at the cookout. Okay. Why, you still here? Your plate is full.

I'll be mad because you got to sit at the kids' table. Damn. You don't think McDonald's should get a little bit of that for the hash browns being $3.19? Yes, and then, you know, they don't sell it all day like some of the other breakfast items. So he was probably like, damn, I only got like 30 minutes. Let me swing back around real quick. And then, what'd you say, Charles or Chuck?

Everybody try to be a hero. Calvin. Calvin, everybody try to be a hero. Calvin. Calvin, everybody try to be a hero when they work the fast food. Just give me the damn hash brown. You know there's headlines about this? Like, $3 for a single McDonald's hash brown. Those customers are fed up and pushing

back. You're welcome. This is on KFL. This is from February 2024 on KFL.com. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I can put y'all on the email chain if y'all want. No, I'm good. You sure? Yeah, I'm good.

It's easy. No, I'm all right. BigBackSnacks at gmail.com. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Mac is voting for whoever can lower the price of hash browns at McDonald's. Come on. That's why Michelle was doing all that healthy food.

I said, wait a minute, Michelle Obama. You got it. You got it. Goodbye, Mac. Goodbye. You want taters for Trump or hash browns for Harris? Which one do you want? Now, when we come back, Edgar Belonga will be joining us.

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I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all

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