The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Attempts to Shoplift From Walmart During Holiday Shop With a Cop Event

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Man Who Attempts to Shoplift From Walmart During Holiday Shop With a Cop Event. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ooh, I know that's right. It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit me with the heel. Did she get donkey in the name? Please tell me. Absolutely. I have become Donkey of the Day. At the Breakfast Club, bitches.

You're a donkey. Am I mic on? Oh, hello. Yeah, Donkey of the Day for Monday, December 9th goes to a 32 year old man named Hector D. Vallequez. Clearly related to Envy. How do those in Spanish origin pronounce that Envy? Vallequez? Vallezquez? Vallezquez? Yes. Hector D. Vallezquez Maldonado. Is it Vallezquez? Vallezquez. Yeah, it's, what is it? I don't know. BELA Q. EZ.

Yep is I don't know. I'm not so bad as a bless you are not now. I understand. It's the holiday season and people are here trying to figure it out. Folks is hurting Christmas is in 17 days. People got kids people still trying to pay bills. It's a lot and desperate times call for desperate measures

and sadly Hector is desperate. Okay, but even when you're desperate, you still have to be smart because either Hector was desperate or he needed a place to stay for the holidays. Okay, let's go to CBS 6 Richmond for the report, please. As shop with a cop was in full swing, a member of the staff at Walmart came up to us and informed us that they had a shoplifting in progress inside the store. 32 year old Hector Valacruz Mala Nato of Chesterfield County taken into custody and in the process officers learned he was wanted for failure to appear on another shoplifting case. He does have other open cases here in Chesterfield as well for larceny with dozens of

uniformed officers walking around the store. Police say they are surprised he attempted to steal a cart load of merchandise and what he had to see when he parked his car. You know, we had 30 40 marked patrol cars in the parking lot. Um, and when we found his vehicle was actually facing where all of our cars were parked, so he would have had to have seen them. It just didn't matter to him. He was going to take the chance. Modern Auto is now charged with felony grand larceny.

The items in his card valued at just under $1,400. Wayne Covel, CBS 6 News. Hector, Modern Auto, listen to me, man. Listen to what happened in case that news report wasn't clear for you. The Walmart was hosting its annual shop with a cop event where local police partner with impoverished children to help them pick out gifts for the holidays. There was nearly 50 police officers and sheriff's deputies all around this Walmart at the time of the attempted theft.

I know Hector's mentality. He's like, if I walk into the store full of cops, the last thing people would expect is me to steal. The last thing people would expect is me to shoplift. Nobody would be foolish enough to try to shoplift in a store with all these cops. They won't suspect nothing, man, but nope. Security footage showed Hector trying to hide a bunch of items on him as he attempted to leave the store.

The officers were notified of a shoplifting in progress, meaning someone whispered to them, hey, clean up on our floor. So officers spread out across the Walmart. Of course, Hector tried to get away, but he was quickly apprehended. And he had the nerve to act stunned when he was caught. The only people who should really be stunned is the police.

And they were. Officers said they couldn't believe he tried to commit the crime, even with the clear police presence all around the area. They had 30-40 marked patrol cars in the parking lot, but heck they don't care. It's the holidays. He gotta eat.

And he is a repeat shoplifting offender and has an active warrant out for his arrest for a failure to appear in court along with several open larceny cases. Okay, he is now facing a felony charge of grand larceny. Personally, I think he needed a place to stay for the holiday, so he said, F it, if I don't get caught, I got $1400 in items. If I do get caught, I got three hots and a cot, okay? Cat.

What? That's what I said. Okay. We heard you. Oh yeah, three hots and a cot, just in case. No, we heard you I said. Okay. We heard you. Oh, yeah. Three hots and a cot, just in case. Oh, we heard you say a cot. Okay. But, I mean, if you go to jail, three hot meals and some peanuts, that's what you could get. You couldn't get that.

Please, please give back to D. Maldonado, the biggest he-ha. He done put an L or D in his name in everything. Maldonado. Alright. Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for that donkey today. He didn't put an L or D in his name in that video. Mariano. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Desperate times call for desperate measures, man. Clearly. Because there was no reason to try to get that away.

Get that off. That wasn't going to happen. Michael the Bull Lamonsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up. In the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hi, I'm David Borey.

And I am his dear friend Langston Kerman. And we host My Mama Told Me, a podcast about black conspiracy theories. We just did a spectacular live show with some of your favorite comedians on the planet. David, tell them who was there. We had the Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and we had Jaboukie Young White. Some of your favorite comedians playing some of the most offensive and groundbreaking games. So listen to My Mama Told Me on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We want to speak out and we want this to stop.

Wow, very powerful. I'm Ellie Flynn, an investigative journalist, and this is my journey deep into the adult entertainment industry. I really wanted to be a playboy, my dog. He was like, I'll take you to the top, I'll make you a star. To expose an alleged predator and the rotten industry he works in. It's honestly so much worse than I had anticipated. We're an army in comparison to him.

From Novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview is with Wiz Khalifa. The craziest part of my life, I can go from performing in front of 40,000 people to either being in a dressing room, being in a plane, or being back in a bed all by myself.

He is a multi-planet ceiling recording artist, mini mogul, and an actor. Which among the one, the only, the only one. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Join iHeart Media Chairman and CEO, Bob Pitman, for a special episode of the hit podcast,

Math & Magic Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing, as he interviews the iconic and prolific Martha Stewart in front of a live audience in celebration of her 100th book. Did you ever think you were going to wind up writing 100 books? Yeah. You did? Yeah, it's just a minor goal. Listen to Math & Magic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, everyone. It's John, also known as Dr. John Paul. And I'm Jordan, or Joe Ho. And we are the Black Fat Film Podcast. A podcast where all the intersections of identity are celebrated. Ooh, chat. This year, we have had some of our favorite people on,

including Kid Fury, T.S. Madison, Amber Ruffin from the Amber and Lacey Show, Angela Carrasso, and more. Make sure you listen to the Black Fat Fam podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Alpha Podcast, or whatever you get your podcast, girl. Ooh, I know that's right.