The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Blows Up Ex's Apartment After She Hooked Up With Someone New
Episode Date: November 13, 2025Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man who blew up his ex’s apartment after she hooked up with someone new. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051...FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Donkey of the Day
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Donkey of the day
Donkey of a good topic
We're going to do that one
Donkey of the day for Thursday, November 13th
goes to a 37-year-old Oregon man
named Samuel Christian Lund
Christian Samuel rather
Samuel is facing a slew of charges
Say slew Jess
Slee. Slew. I want y'all out there to know that you never want to be facing a slew of charges.
Okay, when they do a write-up on you and they say you are facing a slew of charges, you cooked, okay?
And it's going to take a slew of money to get you the least possible amount of jail time when you are facing a slew of charges.
Okay, but Samuel is facing five counts of attempted murder, all right?
Four counts of unlawful use of a weapon.
two counts of unlawful manufacturing of a destructive device
along with one count each of first-degree arson
and being a felon in possession of a firearm.
Yeah, he's going to wait for a few presidents.
Okay, Beyonce and Jay-Z's youngest kid will be old enough to drink
and Samuel will be in prison celebrating this 15 year anniversary with his prison bay.
Okay, but let's talk about how he got there.
See, Samuel allegedly detonated a bomb at an apartment
after he learned his ex-girlfriend
was hooking up with another man
Now, Lauren LaRosa
She heard me listening to this clip
From the Paul Mines podcast earlier
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It's boring sex or red flag
And should it be a red flag for women
No
Because I think some people
Deep just wag
And some people coochy whack too
And y'all get together
And y'all have wet-assets
Now, Lauren, what did you ask me after you heard this?
I said, how is somebody's coochew act?
Like, I just can't fathom the idea.
Well, that's probably a discussion for another day,
but I know that this man is willing to detonate an explosive device.
After learning that woman is giving what he used to get to another man,
then dare I say, her poom-poo must be the bomb, okay?
I mean, God damn, you're willing to take a penitentiary chance
and catch a slew of charges because your ex is,
hooking up with another man.
I actually don't want no poom-pum that's that good.
All right, keep that.
That's like that moon rock, that moon-rock weed where the THC is over 50%.
You might as well smoke crack.
And I'm not smoking crack because I've seen what crack does the people.
And this woman's poom-pum was clearly crack.
Let's go to KRCR News Channel 7 for more details.
This are investigating an explosion at a home.
Last Thursday, deputies responded to North 10th Avenue and report that an explosion,
explosive device was thrown at a front door.
Investigators found evidence of gunshots as well.
Authorities discovered this was a targeted attack and the suspect may have known the victim.
After a search warrant at the suspect's home, 37-year-old Samuel Lund was arrested after he briefly tried to flee.
Investigators also found additional explosive devices in his home.
Lund was taken to the Washington County Jail and is now facing several charges, including attempted murder and arson.
that was fonts 12 by the way yes the woman reportedly told cops her ex-boyfriend
samuel christian lun had been sending her threatening text messages uh the day before after
he learned she was hooking up with another man listen man emotional intelligence is so necessary
okay people with high emotional intelligence they stay calm under pressure which helps
them make more considered and well-balanced decisions it disturbs my spirit to have to tell some
of you men a woman moving on from you doesn't justify you turning into a domestic terrorist okay
this is why women are choosing the bear.
Now, I could already stop right there and give Samuel the credit he deserves being stupid,
but this is when it gets good.
See, I like to watch people really double and triple down on their lives
because it reminds me of something my daddy used to say to me,
and that's something was, when you lie to me, you're not lying to me,
you're lying to yourself, because I don't believe this foolishness you're telling me.
And I know the police didn't believe Samuel.
See, when they confronted him, he reportedly admitted to sending the messages,
but claimed he didn't detonate the bomb.
No, no, he didn't detonate the bomb.
However, he did tell police he had experience with explosives
and had a bomb in his backpack in his garage.
But I had nothing to do with the bomb going off at her apartment offices.
I promise.
Yes, I did threaten her and tell her I'm coming for her,
and a bomb was detonated.
And although I have experiences with explosives
and a bomb in my backpack in my garage, it wasn't me.
Wasn't me.
First of all, who has extra bombs just lying around?
Where do you even get bombs from?
Did you order it off Amazon?
Craigslist?
Do you buy a couch?
and join the militia in the same afternoon.
Second of all, I know for a fact,
you're about to spend more time in prison
than time you spent with this woman in a relationship.
How the hell does that make sense?
Men, you got to learn to move on
because there's going to be another woman,
but you cannot get back that time you're going to spend in prison.
What happened to people stunting on their exes
by glowing up, okay?
Becoming the best version of yourself,
getting shape physically, mentally, spiritually, emotionally,
Make them look at you in the future on Facebook and kick themselves for losing you.
Okay, not end up in prison and make your ex say, I knew it.
I knew it.
All her girlfriends, like, I told you he was a loser.
You lucky he didn't kill you, girl.
This is the short-sightedness of revenge.
Wounded ego plus bad decisions equal a consequence you have to deal with for a lifetime.
Please give Samuel Christian Lund the sweet sounds of the hamletones.
Oh, now you are the donkey.
of the day
you are the doggy
of the day
the chat
want to play a game, Charlie
nah, he's white
Jack, they didn't even need the theme music
We can play a game though
The chat said they want to play a game
Y'all want to play a game
Let's play a game of guess what
Racine!
Samuel Christian Lund, 37-year-old Oregon
man got mad because his
was hooking up with a new boo, so he blew up a bomb at her apartment.
Guess what race he is?
Jeff hilarious?
Either Middle Eastern or White.
Damn.
What Middle Eastern tune you got, right?
Okay, Samuel Christian Lund, 37-year-old Oregon man, facing a slew of charges.
After he found out his ex was hooking up with another man, so he blew up a bomb at our apartment.
Lauren LaRosa, guess what race he is?
Definitely white.
A whole lot of mail over there.
Hey, yo, we ain't got no songs for middle-listing people.
Man, shut up, man.
For real.
Listen, I want Lauren LaRosa and Just Alarious to know that both of you are absolutely correct.
Samuel Christian Lennon is Caucasian.
Okay, all right.
Big white.
It's Capitol Hill, Ryan, White.
But a big game, you know what I'm saying?
Could have been Middle Eastern, but we got to put some music in there.
It can be the, uh, the meet me at the good, got the good thing, got that.
I like that.
Wait, is that on, is that like a one?
First of all, he was Caucasian, all right.
Okay, leave it at that.
He was capital right, white.
Nice, I told you.
Yes, this is the human jaw of helmin.
He's just like a big blob of sperm.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Absolutely.
Is that a smirk?
I knew it, though.
Because they'll do it again.
He don't care.
He would chew me.
They don't care.
That's the kind of eye out.
Do it again.
Systems on his side.
That's what that looks like.
Ain't nobody never try to blow up nothing for y'all.
Poon-pum.
I was going to say something.
What you're about to say?
Don't be dumb.
I'm not.
I'm not.
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Thank you.
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