The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Breaks Into Apartment, Unwraps Christmas Gifts & Sleeps On Couch

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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is a double donkey. First, there is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey. He was 50 years old. He was arrested Sunday after a resident called and reported that a man had broken into their apartment, was sleeping on their couch, and refused to leave. Authority said Harvey could not

provide a logical reason why he was in the apartment. If you ask me, it's probably because he was homeless in Maine. Okay? And Maine is very cold. Do you know how cold main is all right this was bang or main am i pronouncing that right bang or main now i'm not no meteorologist but if there's one thing i know about maine and by one thing i know about main i mean literally one thing this is the one thing i've ever heard about maine is that it gets very cold okay

and i did some research this morning and by research i mean i typed in temperature in bang or main all right today is a high of 32 with a low of 21 for the rest of the week tomorrow the low is four degrees Friday's low is four degrees with a high as 17 so when I see authorities say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in the apartment

well the logical reason to me it was probably because he was cold all right and homeless not making any excuses for him because I don't know if that was indeed the reason but if it is the reason I've learned in life not to judge people for what they do when they are in survival mode but understand if you broke in my

house I don't know your situation I just know you broke in my house. Now you sleep on my couch and you're refusing to leave. So now I'm in survival mode. So don't judge me when I shoot you. Okay? And that's exactly why you shouldn't be breaking into people's houses. Okay, I'm really serious when I say I feel like people who break into other people's houses,

they got to be suicidal. All right, it's no way you care about living. You bet off playing a game of Russian roulette because you are playing with your life in ways that you don't even understand because you don't know what people are holding when you break into their residence. but let's get back to the matter in hand. I told y'all this was a double donkey. All right, you got the first one. Jose Harvey broke into somebody's apartment for no logical reason,

but I want to play you the actual news report, and I want to know if you can tell who the other donkey in this story is. Let's go to WABI 5 News for the report, please. Milford Man was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor police say 50-year-old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after a State Street resident called and reported that a man had broken into their apartment. Police say the resident also told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave.

The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authorities say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in that apartment. What's the other donkey in this story? What's the other donkey in this story? just let me give you a little bit more context okay according to breakfast club producers this story was published on november 25th okay november 25th play that news report one more time now that you know that milford man was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he

allegedly broke into a bangor apartment bangor police a 50-year-old jose harvey was arrested sunday after a state street resident called and reported that a man had broken into their Police say the resident also told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave. The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authorities say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in that apartment. November 25th? Yes.

Christmas presents? Yes. That news report said the tenants discovered their bathroom window had been open and all their Christmas presents had been unwrapped. The other donkey in this story is the tenants of this apartment for already having wrapped Christmas presents two days before Thanksgiving. Okay? Who in the hell already got Christmas presents wrapped two days before Thanksgiving?

Is the turkey even thawed out? Has any part of Thanksgiving dinner been cooked yet? Has anybody, you know, put the, boiled the yams yet? It should be illegal to already have Christmas gifts wrapped before Thanksgiving. We don't even put the lights out until after Thanksgiving. Trees don't even go up until after Thanksgiving, but you already got Christmas presents wrapped. Nah, Jose and Diddy going to break in and unwrap your gifts, okay? This is yet more proof that Thanksgiving doesn't even matter anymore, okay?

Thanksgiving is just a small speed bump between Halloween and the Christmas season. I told y'all the month of November should be the, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas season, and then December 1st, full-blown Christmas, okay? Mariah Carey song playing Felice Navidad, okay, Christmas trees up everywhere, lights, Let's get it. It is time because once we do that we will be looking

at these individuals like they're normal. But right now I'm looking at these tenants like they're crazy. Please give Jose Harvey and the tenants of this residence

the biggest he huh? By humbug, bro. What is up with you? You're mad because they decided the cash in on the Christmas presents and have them under the tree.

Already wrapped by November 25th? You are victim. The holiday. Because they got their stuff together and they've been saving all year long and got their gifts early. They went shopping early. They want to, you know what I'm saying? November 25th Christmas presents already wrapped? Yes, that's madman.

You tell me what's wrong with that. You tell me what's wrong with that. Is it the fact that they're making the kids wait like? I don't even know if they got kids. You know what I'm saying? I just don't like people that, you know, playing that far in advance. That's crazy. Why you got your life together so much that you already got your Christmas presents wrap November 25th?

You are a grinch. This thing is a hater. All these stores going out of business. Maybe they got the gifts mad early when the stores were getting out and going out of business. Yeah, but it's one thing to have the gifts in the house, but you already got a rap too? Yo, black people if you buy them. You're a hater. Black people make fun of anything.

This wasn't even the sales. We ain't even get to the Black Friday sales. This was November 25th. There wasn't no Black Friday. Maybe they bought everything on T-Mood. Maybe they bought everything on T-Mood. And they ordered it early because of the tariffs and they got it early. Well, they definitely getting donkey for wrapping up T-Moo gifts.

Who the hell would waste it? presence on Timu gifts and I love Timu I would never wrap it up they already come wrapped too you see what I'm saying I don't waste no good Christmas wrapping on Timu maybe the gift wrap came from Timu you can't I'm sure you can't you can buy anything

Google right you can't you can buy anything from Timu yeah but Timu pegged just already come wrapped up with tape yeah Ali Baba or Timu you I'm sure they got it for sale damn man you see it there I'm looking it up right now see Jesus oh sure you're 379 see I told you 379 for six pieces of Fester, Brick, Platt, and Snowflake Giff. And, Dick, can we play a game?

Because Jose Cueva, what's his name? Jose. His name ain't no goddamn Jose Cueva. What is his name, yo? Jose, what? Hey, I like that. You hear Jose, you start playing my joint. Why you won't play that?

Best Christmas song. What is his last name, Shaw? Harvey. His first name is Jose. Oh, man, that nigga mixed. He's mixed. He's mixed because ain't no way. Jose is his first name.

Belief Navi dot. All right. Thank you for that donkey today. Felice Navi dot. It's the greatest Christmas song ever. You hear me? No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. Let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-105-1. We're talking to Did you watch the DiddyDoc? It's four parts. Let's talk, let's discuss. It was shot well. Shot hell or well.

They did amazing job with it. But let's talk about it when we come back. What's your thoughts on it? Can you turn this off, please? This is the great, first of all you, don't you ever disrespect your own people. This is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Okay, I've come to that conclusion.

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