The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Breaks Into Daycare, Steals Diapers & Pretends To Be A Baby Girl

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

Man Breaks Into Daycare, Steals Diapers & Pretends To Be A Baby GirlSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was donkey of the day, baby! Damn, the hee-haw again? It's time for donkey of the day. I ain't trying to be donkey of the day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today?

Donkey of the day! Don't give it a day. For Monday, March 27th goes to 65-year-old Daniel Seeler. Now, Daniel is from New York. And I want to be careful with how I report this story because I don't want to be canceled. Okay, I truly respect everyone's right to identify as they wish. All right, that's the era we live in, right? You can identify as whatever you want to identify as. So I don't want to be insensitive to what people feel. All right. But don't let what you feel or should I say, don't let what you identify as get you arrested.

OK, see, Daniel is charged with burglary and petite larceny. He was released on an appearance ticket after police determined he was not a danger to the facility's children or staff. Now, look, I don't know if he's a danger to the children or staff i think we need a few more psych tests to determine that but i do know that if he's doing things that are causing him to get arrested he's a danger to himself and right now what he identifies as or should i say uh what he wanted to pretend to be makes him a danger to himself would you like to know what 65 year old daniel sealer did and then i'll tell you what he identifies as after i let you know what he did okay let's go to abc 13 news for the report please the sheriff's office investigating a burglary at the daycare in clarkson police say 65 year old daniel sealer of holly

broke into the inspire learning and child care over on lake road and stole diapers and baby formula he is charged with burglary and petty larceny. You know what I hate about that news report is that they didn't even just bury the lead. They didn't even present the lead. I read this story this morning and the headline was, man breaks into daycare, steals diapers. Now, he didn't steal the diapers and formula you know because he had a crying baby at home no the headline says man breaks into daycare steals diapers pretends to be a baby a new york man allegedly entered a daycare center in clarkson while it was closed

stole diapers and formula and left notes behind indicating he wanted to pretend to be a baby girl. Yeah, he wasn't stealing these things because he had a crying baby at home and couldn't afford, you know, to get the formula in the diapers. No, he just wanted to experience what it felt like to be a baby girl. OK, Daniel Seeler, 65 years old, identifies as a baby. Okay, not the baby from Charlotte, North Carolina, not little baby from Atlanta, Georgia, not CEO baby from New Orleans, but a real baby, a baby girl like Maggie Simpson. Okay, this man was breaking into the daycare

and putting diapers together to make a bigger one. Okay, they said this man drank a half a bottle of formula, used a bib and stole diapers because he wanted to pretend to be a baby girl. The sinner's director told police an employee found $120 along with a handwritten note on January 30th asking if the daycare had adult-sized diapers and if the staff would play along. The director says they immediately contacted law enforcement upon discovery of a break-in and decided to install a surveillance camera the director said a similar note was found the following Monday with $200 okay and the director said the note included sizes for pants shoes bras and dresses with the man indicating he'd like to play as a baby girl and called himself baby daniel what do you call this trans infant

well it's a baby girls would be like trans boo-boo a trans cupcake trans buttercup what you call your daughter's envy choose trans choose huh trans little lamb is a trans cranky pants when they get upset is it trans little miss chubby cheeks i just want to know what to properly call this person because i don't want to get in any trouble for calling him the wrong pronoun now daniel wouldn't be a non-binary baby because he said he identifies as a baby girl or wants to identify as a baby girl okay non-binary baby is when you're being raised to be gender neutral okay when you allow a child to choose their own gender daniel at the tender age of 65 has has chosen his gender.

Okay, so he's a trans baby girl. Now, on a scale of one to redamdiculous, where does this fall? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Redamdiculous? No, okay.

Okay. Some donkey of the day just sell themselves. Please give Daniel Seeler the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey themselves please give Daniel Seeler the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's now where do you lock an infant up though he got arrested for burglary and petite larceny. There's no jail for infants. Where do you put him?

Oh, I'm sorry. Where do you put the baby? Are we going to play a game? I don't know what race this person is. Does it matter? Truthfully, he can identify with whatever race he wants to identify as. Right? Yeah, I wants to identify as. Right? Yeah, I want to identify as something.

What? I mean, listen, when I was younger, you know what I wanted to be. I told y'all this a million times. What? Teen Wolf. Oh. Man, that first Teen Wolf movie, Michael J. Fox got tackled by all those guys, and then he popped up as the wolf and started balling on them hoes.

Oh, man. You know what I would want to be? What? I would want to be a lapdog to a rich white person. Ooh. Why are you looking at me like that? Think about it. I'm going to be honest with you.

Think about it. I had never looked at you as a sellout until just now. Look, look, now think about it. How the hell would you want to identify as a lapdog to a rich white person? You get the finest food. What is you saying? You never have to walk. Black man.

You fly first class or private. What? The best hotels. Are you serious? The best water. You can do... And then when white people die, they give their fortune to the dog. Why not identify as Oprah?

You could just be Oprah. You could just identify as Oprah, be a rich black woman, and do all of those things. Nobody going to carry me around. You can't pay people to carry you around when you got that kind of money. woman and do all of those things. Nobody gonna carry me around. You can't pay people to carry you around when you got that kind of money. Rich people do it with the dogs. They care about the dog

more than their kids. DJ Envy said if he could identify as anything he'd be a lap dog to a rich white person. You don't know how much of a sellout you sound.

When they die they give you all that money. You shouldn't be allowed to use Beijing no more bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. Why? I don't use Beijing. Well just for men.

What up? What you say Why? I don't use Beijing. Well, just for men. What up? That was silly. I don't find that funny. And Teen Wolf ain't silly? Teen Wolf is way better than being a lap dog for a rich white person. When they die, they give you their money! Boy, you just let the whole Dominican community down, man. I'm going to be honest with you. 800-585-1051.

Let's play some make-believe this morning, man. If you could identify as anything. Well, I pretend to be whatever you want to be. That's right. Because according to this news report, Daniel Sealy said he wanted to pretend to be a baby girl. So I guess that's identifying as a baby girl. A baby girl named Danielle. So let's play a little game of make-believe this morning.

All right. 800. If you could pretend to be whatever you want to be, what would you be on this fine Monday morning? Anybody say there'd be a lapdog for a rich white person? Like a Pomeranian. No, that's too big.

All poofy. Nobody thinks that sounds crazy. They pet me all day. They give me the finest foods. We travel to the finest places. If you didn't say rich white person, I probably wouldn't even have a problem with it. The reason I gotta say rich white person is because black people, when they die, they're not gonna leave no money to the dog. You could be a rich black person. But they're not gonna leave no money to the finest places If you didn't say rich white person I probably wouldn't even have a problem with it The reason I gotta say rich white person

Is because black people when they die They're not gonna leave no money to the dog You could be a rich black person But they're not gonna leave no money to the dog Black people are not leaving no money to the dog What you gonna do with the money as a dog, Envy? I didn't think that far I don't think you thought this through at all

To be totally honest with you I don't know, but I'll be rich I'll be a billionaire Oh my god What is happening here this morning, man? Roof Wow What's up with you this morning, man? Roof What happened to you? What's going on, Red? What's morning, man. Roof. Wow. What's up with you this morning, man?

Roof. What happened to you? What's going on, Ray? What's up, man? Y'all punking me or something? Huh? All right. 800-585-1051.

What would you like to identify? Hey, salute to me. Drop one of the clues bombs from Mikko Grimes. Mikko Grimes said, I don't know why you're surprised if you want to be white. And rich white people f their dog sometimes now we know what the hell going on thank you miko thank you for bringing some clarity to this situation in real time let's talk about it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club