The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Caught Having Sex With Dog In Public Then Damages Church +More

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,

500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the

iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. And we're Mess. Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is, not

everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living. Yeah, things like J-Lo on her third divorce. Living. Girl's trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living.

It's kind of a mess. Yeah. Well, you get it. Got it? Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Florida. What does your uncle Sharla always tell you about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Okay, I promise you I don't come in here looking for donkeys from Florida. I just can't believe that these things actually happen. Remember on training day when Alonzo got mad at Hoyt because Hoyt wouldn't let him read his paper? This is a newspaper, right? It's 90% bulls**t, but it's entertaining.

That's why I read it, because it entertains me. That's how I feel about Florida, okay? Florida stories, all right? They be on some BS, all right? But damn, they entertaining. They entertain me. And this one, man. Look, it's the holiday season, okay?

Like Andy Williams first stated in 1963, it's the most wonderful time of the year. And folks are in the holiday spirit. For some of us, that means different things. It's Christmas, it's Kwanzaa, it's Hanukkah. People are in the giving spirit and people are in the spirit of receiving. Basically, folks want what they want

and well, for this guy Chad Mason, man, what he wanted, he couldn't put on Santa's Christmas list. Because last I checked, Santa don't reward you for being naughty. And trust and believe, Chad Mason, man, what he wanted, he couldn't put on Santa's Christmas list. Because last I checked, Santa don't reward you for being naughty. And trust and believe, Chad Mason was being very naughty. Okay, what did Chad Mason do that probably has all his Christmas requests going to Santa's spam folder from now on? Well, according to Chad's arrest affidavit, he was walking a dog. He knew the owner of the dog and was giving the dog a little walk.

And he decided to give the dog a little bit more. OK, the dog was a golden doodle and he was taking a walk in the apartment complex with the dog. And for whatever reason, he decided to become the Grinch that stole his dog's innocence. Yes, he decided to become the Grinch that stole his dog's ass. OK, literally. What are you saying, Uncle Charlo? Well, according to Fox 13, Tampa Bay, this man decided to have sex with the dog. OK, not just sex with the dog. The man had this dog out in front of a bunch of adults and a child. Yes, this man decided to diddle this golden doodle. OK, let me tell you what he was arrested and charged with, because it was several charges. OK, sexual activity with an animal animal exposing sexual organs and criminal mischief to a place of worship what do you mean criminal mischief to a place of worship well after he gave

doggy style to the doggy and was confronted by adults to let that bitch breathe literally he ran to the northwood presbyterian church where he knocked over a nativity display just knocked over a nativity display broke potted plants and tossed children's toys from the playground area causing 400 in damage to the church after leaving the church he damaged the mailbox in another neighborhood and tried to steal a car before he was taken into custody you know what this tells me this tells me this man must not have ejaculated on this golden doodle because how in the hell did he have the energy to do all that after getting one off okay that lets me know he didn't let one off but the reality is everything he did after deciding to have sex with this dog is null and void all right i don't own a dog so

i've never had to walk one but i know people who own dogs they walk the dogs because they want dogs to use the bathroom run around to get some air you got a punk ass dog right envy it's not a punk ass don't you man say you had a punk ass dog. What's that? What do you do with your dog when you walk your dog Envy? I let him use the bathroom. What else? What else do you walk dogs for? I don't own dogs. Nah for exercise let him use the bathroom let him get some you know some running around and that's it. Not once have you thought about having sex with this dog? No. That's my point. Not once have I heard anybody I know that own dogs say man my dog looks hot today let me me sleep with it. Okay. Can you imagine what Chad would do if he could get a hold of a reindeer? Huh? Dasher, Dancer,

Prancer, Vixen, Comet, and Cupid wouldn't stand a chance. Okay. Rudolph got a red nose, but Chad would have a brown nose if he got a hold of Rudolph. Okay. And I don't want anyone out there to overthink this story. All right. Don't sit around today asking yourself, why would this man just decide to diddle a golden doodle in front of a bunch of people? It's for one reason. Florida.

Okay? Florida, ladies and gentlemen, is Florida. And the Christmas spirit clearly hits different in Florida. Okay? We have Santa Claus.

Chad decided to be Santa Claus. All right? Maybe there is a mysterious mistletoe in Florida that we don't know nothing about that if you catch your dog under it, you got to give himletoe in Florida that we don't know nothing about that if you catch your dog under it, you gotta give him something to

bark about. I don't know. All I know is Remy Ma needs to give Chad Mason the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw! Hee-haw! You stupid mother******, you dumb! Feliz Navidad, Florida. Feliz Navidad. Alright. What's up, man?

I just want to play a game. Oh. Hold on now. I got his mug shot. All right. You want to play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right. Chad Mason decided to walk somebody else's dog in an apartment complex while walking the dog.

He decided to give this dog some D. He decided to diddle this little golden doodle in front of a bunch of other people. DJ Envy. Guess what race it is. It's a tough one. Really? Yeah I'm white

I'm gonna be honest with you Oh boy He looks white to me I would see him and think he's a white guy Okay but It's Florida I don't know He's white He could be Cuban

I don't know What do you think Red He could be Cuban. I don't know. What do you think, Red? You think he's white? All right. Chad Mason's white. Okay. A lot of them Cubans in Florida identifying as white people anyway. We see how y'all vote.

So, okay. That is true. Chad Mason is white. All right. Yes. What gave it away? Walking somebody else's dog. Having sex with the dog in front of people.

Bestiality? Yeah. A little bit. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes. Up next, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051.

I don't know if you guys watched The Real Housewives of Potomac, but one of the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, her name is Mia. She was talking about she had this D in her life that just had her all strung out. She couldn't leave this D. This D was, you know, cheating on her, allegedly. And she was just so wrapped up in the D because the D was that good.

I cannot wait till we start rotating guest hosts in the new year. Jesus Christ. I'm explaining the story. Why? But anyway, let me finish my story. So the D was so good, she started telling her BFF about this D. And she was like, girl, I need you to check

out this D. And she let her friend have sex with her boyfriend. It happens all the time. That's why you hear women tell, I've heard women tell other women, you don't ever tell somebody, if it's a guy that you like, you don't ever talk about how good the D is because the friend might try him.

Well, let's open up the phone lines. Let's talk about it. 800-585-1051. Ladies, have you ever had D so good that you put your friend on to it? I want rotating guest hosts starting now. Ladies, has the penis been so amazing that you put your friend on to it? Wow. Let's talk about it. Wow. Fellas, has this happened been so amazing that you put your friend onto it? Wow. Let's talk about it.

Wow. Fellas, has this happened to you? Let's talk about it. 800-585- Fellas, have you ever had some D's so good that you had to let one of your homeboys get some? My God, man. What is happening here? It's the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Wake that ass up. Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club.

Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.

There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to

Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. And we're Mess. Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy.

But the gag is, not everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living. Yeah, things like J-Lo on her third divorce. Living. Girls trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living.

It's kind of a mess. Yeah. Well, you get it. Got it? Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.