The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Caught On Cam Committing Sexual Acts With Mothers Horse

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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Some donkey todays just saw themselves. You haven't watched me, Charlamagne. I was ready for you. I'm a donkey. I'm a donkey. I never heard of a donkey the other day. What is it? I'm a donkey. Say it again, Charlamagne. I'm a donkey.

Yes, you are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Alright, Donkey of the Day for Monday, July 29th. Hello, back to the work week. How are y'all feeling out there? Now, it's going to a 21-year-old man named Kenneth Sellner. Okay, Kenneth has been arrested for committing sexual acts on a horse. Okay, not just any horse.

He had sex with his mother's horse. Yes, he's from Phoenix. And a woman called authorities, after reportedly catching her son, identified as Kenneth Sellner committing sexual acts with her horse while she was away on vacation I believe it was comedian David Attell he said the one good thing about having sex with a horse is you always have a ride home okay trust me these jokes write themselves all right so a 21 year old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into a bar oh shoot I already messed it up let me start over So a 21-year-old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into a bar. Oh, shoot. I already messed it up. Let me start over. So a 21-year-old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into

a horse, okay? I want the record to show that Kenneth Sellner's mom is not a snitch, all right? There's a lot of people she could have called on her son after catching him having sex with the family horse, and the police is probably at the bottom of the list. I would have called the men in the white coats, okay? He need to be 5150. And I'm not talking about Corey Holcomb show. All right. She probably was already suspicious. That's why she set the cameras up.

Okay. Cause let me tell you, let me tell you, I ain't gonna tell y'all what happened. Seller's mom said that she asked her son to clean the horse stall while she wasn't there. But that's when they checked the security cameras she noticed that kenneth was touching the horse's genitals and rubbing the horse's genitals

on his bare body oh listen man okay she probably was already suspicious that's why she set the cameras up she probably was washing clothes and found pieces of hay in his underwear okay pieces of pieces of horse mane on his clothes and she probably told her in his underwear, okay, pieces of horse mane on his clothes, and she probably told her son, you know, stop horsing around, all right, and he didn't listen, okay, imagine he trying to set the mood, he turns on Genuine Pony, all right, tells him, tells him, take your horseshoes off, get comfortable, okay, there's a quote that I've heard that I could never understand, and the quote is, there is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. Has anybody ever heard that quote?

No. That is the actual quote. There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. I don't know what that means, but there was something about the outside of this horse that made this man want to be inside of it. Now, for the record, he didn't have sex with the horse. I just told y'all that. But his job was to clean the stalls and he would go in there to clean the stalls and I told you the security camera caught

him touching the horse's genitals and rubbing the horse's genitals on his bare body okay on you know it's just it's nasty now let's talk about this for a second y'all this 21 year old man ain't never seen a horse penis okay now a horse penis to some can be considered a thing of beauty. Most horse penises get to be about two feet long. When they not a wreck, when you just driving by and they just out there minding their business, they just out there swinging.

When they get a wreck, they can get about three or four times bigger. So we talking about penises that are damn near eight feet long. That 21-year-old got to playing with all that horse meat and was like, man, this is better than Call of Duty. Okay, I've been playing with the wrong joysticks. Now, he's since been released with no bond. Under the supervision of pretrial services, he must be supervised by an officer

and he must wear an ankle monitor. And they asked Kenneth why he did what he did to the horse. He replied because he wanted to be in a stable relationship. That really happened. I'm not making this up. Shut up. You don't got to believe me. Well, please give Kenneth Selner the biggest hee-haw.

That's why I don't even be liking to talk to y'all. They got to be in here making up stuff. I ain't make that up. You want to play a game? Play a game of what? Guess what race it is. Let me look at him first. He looked a little miscellaneous in the face.

What? Miscellaneous. Not miscellaneous. Miscellaneous. What kind of word is miscellaneous? We can play a game. Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right. This is going to Guess What Race Is. All right.

This is going to be an easy one. All right. Arizona mother calls deputies to report son's alleged bestiality on a horse. DJ Envy, guess what race is. White. Jess Hilarious, Arizona woman calls deputies to report son's alleged bestiality on a horse. Jess Hilarious, guess what race he is? White.

Is there any reason y'all sound so sure? Hmm? The case. The case? The case? Kenneth got a white case. Why is it around? Both of y'all are absolutely correct.

I knew it. Kenneth Saldana is completely Caucasian. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I absolutely correct. Kenneth Sander is completely Caucasian. I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it. Some things are reserved for certain sectors of society.

Certain sectors. Bestiality is absolutely one of them. Jesus. Okay. All right. All right. What's a miscellaneous face? Miscellaneous.

You don't know her? I know her. I'm not messing with you. You know miscellaneous, right, Jess? No. You don't know miscellaneous face. Miscellaneous. You don't know her? I know her. I'm not messing with you. You know miscellaneous, right, Jess? No. You don't know miscellaneous? No, I know what the word means, but I don't know it was a person. Yeah, miscellaneous.

It's a horrible joke. It's horrible. Just like the horse jokes he did a minute ago. Just bad. Just horrible. Stupidest dad jokes I've heard. All right. Well, thank youest dad jokes I've heard. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day.

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