The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Genitals & Set Them On Fire

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man charged with arson after allegedly cutting off his genitals and setting them on fire. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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There's a bunch of donkeys out here in the street. I'd have made Donkey Today. Called Donkey of the Day, it really caught me off guard. We live a life where we bite our tongue based off who we may offend. We never would say anything. John the Man, give it to him. Give it to him. You are a donkey. That is why Charlemagne is here.

Some donkey today's just saw themselves. On the Breakfast Club. Okay, Charlemagne, we'll be giving donkey of the day to today. Yes, Donkey today for Thursday, July 9th, goes to a Fort Wayne, Indiana man named Christopher Piedon. Okay, Christopher Pieden. Christopher is charged with one counter arson, which carries a potential prison sentence of up to 12 years. Now, I know what you're thinking. Who cares?

All right? People set things on fire every day, Charlemagne. What's the big deal? Well, I don't know if the deal is big or not. but it was big enough it was big enough to set a garage on fire okay what do you mean

the deal was big enough to set a garage on fire uncle Charlotte just tell us what's going on already well let's go to 21 alive news for the report please a 36 year old Fort Wayne man is facing a felony charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals and used it while committing arson

Christopher Piedon is charged with one count of arson which carries a potential prison sentence of up to 12 years in prison Four Wayne Fire Department was dispatched to a fire in May, just as the Fort Wayne Police Department officers were dispatched to reports of a stabbing. According to court records obtained by 21 investigators, Peden told police that he was stabbed somewhere downtown and that someone had threatened him the day before. While at the hospital, Peden told an officer he was dishonest at the scene of the stabbing and that he wanted to be truthful. Court documents say he said that at about 2 a.m., he went to the garage and used a kitchen knife to cut off his genitals. Heiden said he then poured gasoline on the dismembered organ and set it on fire, leaving the garage and walking away until he found police.

At the scene of the fire, a fire investigator located a gasoline container and four lighters, as well as a nearby kitchen knife. Four records do not detail whether the genitals were located. You know, in December, the Breakfast Club will be going on 16 years. Okay, I've been on this radio every day. for almost 16 years telling y'all that avoiding crazy is the key to life. But it's impossible because you truly don't know who's crazy. You do realize the only reason so many of us are able to even function on this planet and walk around comfortably is because a lot of people know how to control their crazy.

But then is folks like Christopher Pied. Okay, who don't? All right? This man decided to castrate himself, okay? Decided to mutilate his own meat flute just to barbecue it. Okay? See, we talk about glazing, right? NBU was to talk about glazing a little while ago.

Whenever a man is celebrating another man, men like to say, oh, he's glazing. Well, I hope in this situation, Christopher Pieden at least glazed himself. Wow. Okay, I hope he glazed his own meat with a sweet, sticky sauce before he decided to smoke his own pork sword. All right? What is going on in the world when a man decides to slow roast his one-eyed yogurt slinger? Huh? The thing that really bothers me about the story is there is no talk of drugs.

No talk of alcohol. I didn't even see any discussion of mental health issues. Christopher, you decided to pansear your rumple foreskin sober? You decided to stir fry your Indiana bone just because you gave yourself a permanent vasectomy and you want us to believe that everything's just fine in that brain of yours. No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you how my brain works, okay? I'm trying to figure out what did this man do with his penis that he thought to himself,

I don't deserve it anymore, okay? Did he put it somewhere? He regrets putting it. Has he not used it in so long that he doesn't think he needs it anymore? Did he have some type of SDD and he didn't have health care? Couldn't afford the medication to treat it. So he decided just to give up his joystick. Listen, we all been playing mad in the NBA 2K

and someone was kicking our ass so bad that we threw the controller. This is what this man essentially did with his pocket rocket. Okay, he just threw it away, all right? I try to make donkey of the day a teachable moment. Okay, I think that, you know, therapy could help a lot of. people but then I read stories like this and I'm like Christopher don't need no therapist he needs an exorcism please give Christopher Piedin the sweet sounds of the hamletones oh now you are the donkey of the day I know when Christmas comes and he hears a chestnuts

roasting on an open fire it's going to hit different for him this year how the hell can you cut off your own meat um set it on fire like you grill like you grill like you grill like you it and you just, how can you do that? Like, it's a bratworth sausage. Yeah, like, what? You lie about it, but then you found the courage to be truthful about it. Like, what was he trying to do? And she said the genitals haven't even been recovered.

I think they said they don't know where they've been found. I don't know. Oh, okay, because I thought she said, Jesus, that's just, that's too much. And I'm just realizing his last name is Piedon. From now on, we got to just call him Christopher Eden because he doesn't have anything to pee out of. Oh. Dave, what's he trying to? Trying to what?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. All right. Thank you for that donkey today. Up next. Just Fix My Mess.

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Michael Jackson. Kids ain't white. You got the adopted or something? I know what I said. That's why I said, okay, Michael Jackson. We'll talk to him next. Let's see. It's the breakfast club tomorrow.

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