The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Charged With Child Porn Possession After Being Arrested For Inserting Genitals In Jelly

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

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It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne to go. Damn, Charlemagne. Who you give a Donkey of the Day to now? Well, Sexy Red, Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, April 30th

goes to 27-year-old Othello Lorenzo Holmes. Young man with an old name. Okay, Othello was accused of putting the D in dessert. Literally. Okay, he was caught on video placing his penis into open food items at the Culture restaurant in Houston. But not only that, he was accused of

possessing several videos of child pornography on his cell phone. I can't make any of this up. Let's go to Fox 26 Houston for the report, please. It's a very sick and disturbing story. Othello Holmes is facing five counts of possession of child pornography and this comes after the manager of a restaurant called Culture showed police videos of Holmes

sticking his penis in a jar of jelly. Houston streets are safer tonight because we took a pedophile off the street. Those words coming from restaurant owner Marcus Davis after his former employee was caught on camera sticking his genitals in jelly. And what he was doing on the video was placing his genitals in a plastic jar in the kitchen and he was a cook. The former restaurant employee, 28-year-old Othello Holmes. According to court records, Holmes confessed to the crime and told investigators he had frequent urges. I can tell y'all this individual is a predator. The incident leading investigators to search his phone, where they found more than 100 images and videos of child porn.

Othello is accused of allegedly creating and sharing child pornography, and he's accused of sticking his penis in some pudding. Oh, excuse me, it was jelly. Othello said, who ain't ready for this jelly? Othello was out here adding new items to the menu, like penis butter and jelly sandwiches, penis butter cookies, spicy peanut butter noodles. Listen, this guy has a problem, man.

He said he had a sexual urge, but he stopped himself before he ejaculated. He also admitted to having these urges frequently and has a history of sexual offenses. Saying he has a problem with these sexual urges and he says he needs help now when this man is in jail because you know you do the crime you got to do the time but while you're doing the time can he get some help is he going to get the help he needs or is he just going to do some time and then get put right back on the streets with the same

urges where it's only a matter of time before he commits the same offense. The man had several videos of child pornography on his cell phone and he's got a sexual fetish for food. So he's a pedophile and when you have a sexual fetish for food, it's called cytophilia or cytophilia, cytophilia, cytophilia, one of the two. A sexual fetish in which participants are aroused by erotic situations involving food. Between that and the child pornography, this man will probably lose his mind at a Chuck E. Cheese. Can you imagine the sick thoughts that go through his head when he sees a kid's menu? This man would take some chicken nuggets to pound town.

He would absolutely try to mack on some mac and cheese. And if you think you won't fornicate with fish fingers, you're out of your damn mind. The irony is kids' menus offer smaller portions for smaller appetites, but this man doesn't have a smaller appetite. He has a huge sexual appetite and going to prison not going to change that because if he's already into child porn and he's down to do a hot beef injection and some jelly, he's definitely down to do a two-person push-up with his celly. And what does celly rhyme with?

Jelly. All I'm simply saying is we repeat what we don't repair. Please give Othello Lorenzo Holmes the biggest hee-haw. This man needs some type of help while he's in prison. There's got to be something that they can do. Because why do you keep putting somebody like this on the street just to commit the same crimes over and over? Yeah. And like you said, he admitted to having urges, those urges and problems.

And he said he needs help. He's begging for help. They got to do something for this guy while he's in prison. I don't know what you do, but there's got to be something. Yeah. Mm-mm-mm. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today.

Otalo, though. Like, what? Otalo. That's old. That's an old school name. Yeah, that's an old school name. Oh, thank you for that donkey today. Othello, though. Like, what? Othello. That's old. That's an old school name. Yeah, that's an old school name. Oh, my God. I think that's from a play or something.

Yeah, it sounds like Shakespeare-ish. Yeah, it is. Give it a little. Shakespeare, Othello. Yeah, a play by William Shakespeare. Yeah, Othello. Mm. Mm-hmm.

Damn, y'all. A black Othello. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com. That's MichaelTheBull.com.

And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club.