The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Dressed As Giant Phallus Arrested For Harassing Women At Carnival

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

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We're gonna be a donkey, because right now you want some real donkey shit. It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit me with the heel. Did she get donkey in the name, please, doesn't she? Absolutely. I have become Donkey of the Day. It's a breakfast club, bitches. We're donkey.

Yeah, it's Donkey of the Day for Thursday, February 23rd. Goes to a 20-year-old man who was in Brazil at Carnival having big fun. Okay. Salute to everyone who has been having big fun at Carnivals all around the world. Dropping the clues bombs for everybody at Carnivals all around the world. I'm talking like I know what I'm speaking on, but I don't. I just saw Nicki Minaj in Trinidad for Carnival and Ashanti. I saw her on Instagram saying she was upset she was missing carnival and

now i read this story about this young man this morning at carnival so i'm just assuming it's carnival season i'm just assuming that now carnival looks like a lot of fun uh for those of you who like going out in public and having a lot of the public there it's a very public thing and one reason i try to avoid so much of the public is because it's hard to control that much crazy when it's that much public okay the more public there is out uh the more chances of you encountering crazy and today's donkey is absolutely crazy see this man this 20 year old was arrested for harassing women i would think uh women being harassed at carnivals are very common because the women be out there looking amazing you know dressed in their carnival garb which to me is usually a two-piece swimsuit and a lot of feathers and you have a lot of men who can't handle being around all

that okay they just straight up perverts all right shame on those types of dudes but this man took harassment to a whole nother level okay but i have to commend the police for being on top of the situation because when a person looks suspicious or is acting as suspiciously as this man was he should be seized immediately and i know you can't look at a person and tell hey this person is going to be someone who sexually harasses women but this man wasn't hard to identify at all see the reason this human is getting donkey of the day is because he decided to go to carnival in brazil dressed in a seven foot penis costume oh you want to see the picture let me show you the picture nope don't want to see the picture? Let me show you the picture. Nope. Don't want to see that picture. Look at the picture.

Nope. See the picture? Oh, I mean, it's a black one. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? And that's what pisses me off. This is a black penis,

but is this a black man? No. That's right. He's either white or Latino. He's some type of other. Listen, if you can't beat him, you join him. I'm not going to have you doing that.

I don't like that. I don't like this white or Latino or other deciding to dress in a shack-sized slong suit. Okay? A shack-sized? His size ain't that size. He that size. Why would you say that? That's what I mean.

Shack-sized. I ain't talking about his penis. I'm talking about the actual shack. You're finally not talking about somebody's penis. Okay, good. Here we go. I'm sorry. We on the straight path today. That's nice. Oh, shack size. I ain't talking about his penis. I'm talking about the actual shack. You finally not talking about some of my penis. Okay, good. Here we go. I'm sorry. We on the straight path today.

That's nice. Oh, my goodness. The path ain't crooked or liquid? No, I swear to God, it'd be crooked with you, yo. I asked him, did he like future? He said, I mean, I don't love him, but I still love him. Was y'all in a relationship before? I said, do you like him?

Yo, that's all. Listen, I don't know what makes one want to wake up and dress as Indiana Bones but we live in an era where people can wake up and identify with whatever they want to identify as

and this man dressed up as a seven foot skin flute to harass women at carnival let me tell you something there's so much wrong with this number one is the harassment number two why you gotta be

a colored Chuck Dickens okay y'all be knowing what y'all doing when you decide to present as a black anything because you know how people perceive black skin all around the world even when it's black foreskin okay now you really gotta go see the pictures for yourself because not only is he presenting as a seven foot meat puppet this man this man is this man dressed as a wu-tang wang got on flip flops you ain't see that relax you got on flip flops man yo right a third leg with all his toes out yo listen i don't care what you say they may hate us but everybody loves the black yeah i'm saying penis yes wow wow i'm on thin ice so yeah penis what bothers me the most about this Loves the black. Yeah, I'm saying. Penis? Yes. Wow. Wow.

I'm on thin ice, so yeah. Penis. Yes. What bothers me the most about this situation is this man really woke up and chose sexual violence. He literally woke up and said, I'm going to harass and chase women dressed as a seven-foot dark ding-a-ling. Okay? I think the only suitable punishment is for him to be in prison in a cell one-on-one with the largest penis in the penitentiary i think he'd love that you think i think i don't know it wouldn't be prison though it'd be jail

you know go find the biggest johnson in the joint i'm talking go find someone who got something that's the size of those little women from atlanta okay and let that man get chased around a jail cell with it r.i.p to miss minnie find someone a P. Diddy her size and let him go to work. Okay? Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the custom launch, is it? Now, you about to meet a seven-foot spank Aaron. Batter up, young man. Okay? That 20-year-old should have to experience

the same trauma that all those women at Carnival had to experience because he wants to dress up like a seven-foot weenie to poop. Alright? Please give this 20-year-old from Rio de Janeiro the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day.

Yee-haw. All right. Tell them just being chased and harassed is not fun Yeah Alright being chased and harassed Is not fun I mean being chased By a big black gang

I'm saying What's wrong with you He deserves that You should act like this doesn't just happen to you i'm just saying like i'm just saying those people want if you want somebody to do it yeah if you want somebody to do it cool okay cool all right i don't think he woke up and was like you know what i'm gonna go and harass people with this i think he's thinking like they don't like what i got so let me give them what i don't got hoping that i can get something you know what i'm saying that's interesting interesting pov okay all right

charlamagne still like no thank you for that donkey today charlamagne yes indeed donkey today is brought to you by the law office of michael s laminsoff don't be a donkey dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident that's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull