The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Ejaculates On Woman's Leg In A Dollar Tree Store

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

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Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle.

We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm a donkey. Say it again Charlamagne. I'm a donkey. Yes, you are a donkey. So I'll show you how to act a donkey.

Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Yes, donkey of the day for Thursday July 11th goes to a Philadelphia man named Gary Miles. Now, I was gonna do this story today to raise awareness to this individual because it seemed like he was gonna still be on the run

for his crime, but a day after Philadelphia police and Meek Mill asked for the public's help in finding this freaky-ass Negro, he has turned himself in. See, this man did something very diabolical at a Dollar Tree. Sidebar, why do they still call the Dollar Tree the Dollar Tree? What the hell is a dollar in the Dollar Tree?

The average price point in Dollar Tree is $1.25, and the max price of an item is $7. Another sidebar, Jess Hilarious still steals out of Dollar General, but that's a story for another day. You got a mouthful of Captain Crunch, you can't even reply right now. Okay? Alright. Let's get back to this freaky-ass John named Gary Miles.

Now, Gary Miles walked into a Dollar Tree in Southwest Philly with a t-shirt on that had a picture of a candy cane with the words It's not gonna lick itself. Gary got a weird shirt. Why is he around? Okay? Well, it could lick itself. Well, if it could lick itself, itself Gary got a weird shirt why is he around okay well it could lick itself well if it could lick itself then Gary probably wouldn't have committed the crime he committed

because Gary has been charged with indecent assault would you like to know what Gary did let's go to Fox 29 Philadelphia for the report please this just in the man police say sexually assaulted a woman at a South Philly Dollar Tree store has turned himself in. The attack gaining national attention. Even rapper Meek Mill tweeting today that he would award $2,000 to the person who finds him. Police identified him as 35-year-old Gary Miles. His surrender happening after disturbing video circulated on social media appearing to show the end of the assault it happened at the store located at Snyder Plaza on East Snyder Street on June 23rd police

say a mugshot will be released once charges are officially filed masturbating on a woman in a Dollar Tree is absolutely the pure definition of a cheap thrill now there is a video as you heard the woman say that shows the end of the assault I'm gonna play this audio because I want you to hear the pure terror in this lady's voice so you understand why I believe Gary needs a taste of his own poison let's listen Ow, bitch! Oh, my God! Jesus. He s*** it on my leg! He s*** it on my leg! Never in the history of Philadelphia

has someone deserved to be called a nut-ass n***a more than Gary Miles. Okay, of all the places to celebrate Palm Sunday, you decide to do it in a Dollar Tree on a person. No need to bring out the caution wet floor signs because your perverted punk ass decided to ejaculate on a random woman. I totally agree with Meek Mill putting a $2,000 bounty

on his head top. Not to kill him, but to simply bring him to justice. And if he got roughed up in the process, so what? At some point, the community has to police the community. And if this man caned up in the process, so what? At some point, the community has to police the community. And if this man can go in dolletry and intentionally put homemade jerk sauce on some unsuspecting John, then he can intentionally get hands and feet put on him. You dudes be running around here doing things to women as if these women don't have any men in their life.

Women have fathers, brothers, uncles, husbands, boyfriends, friends who love them and who will beat your ass for them. Ask yourself if beating your baby maker on a stranger in idolatry is worth getting your ass beat for beating your baby maker on a stranger in idolatry. Okay, you really have to give people like this a taste of their own poison. Gary needs a taste of his own poison. Gary Miles needs a taste of his own poison. Seriously. Okay. We have to start getting medieval with some of these creeps because that's the only way folks are going to learn. We say smart people learn from their own mistakes. Wise people learn from the mistakes of others. So let's instill some wisdom. I believe Gary Miles should have to have a healthy diet of cock chowder while in prison.

OK, at least OK, every day for 30 days straight. He should have to get some knuckle babies splashed on his leg in the same spot he did it to that poor young lady. I prefer he has to eat the baby gravy of random inmates. That's what I prefer. OK, now we can mix it into things. He doesn't have to eat it raw, but he should be forced to see the love liquor go into his food, and then he has to eat it. Don't feed him nothing else. He will resist that first, but then eventually, he gonna get hungry, and the penis pudding gonna be right there waiting for him when he does, okay? I got the whole menu for Gary Miles. Penis butter and jelly slong sandwiches. Throat yogurt. On Fridays're going to have happy hour from five to six. All you

can drink penis coladas. That is the only way folks like Gary will learn. And Gary is going to say, this isn't right. Why y'all doing this to me? Well, guess what? That's exactly what that young lady in Dollar Tree was thinking. That's exactly how she felt. It wasn't right. Why are you doing that to her? We don't have no remorse for you gary sit down take a sip of this penis and be quiet please let remy ma give gary miles the biggest hee-haw hee-haw hee-haw you stupid mother are you dumb that's the only way they're gonna learn it's the only way i felt like you didn't see this man jerking off before he... Because you don't just go...

I mean, I don't have a penis, but I'm just saying, I know it doesn't work like that. You just can't spray semen like you Spider-Man. Was there a build-up? Did you see him jerking off? Or maybe he was behind... I thought about that, too. Y'all are victim blaming right now.

I'm just curious. Was he behind the eye he probably was behind an aisle looking at her and then right before completion he ran out because then he ran out right after okay because i was just like no i don't work like that he ain't you know seeming spider-man like you know but no i'm not victim blaming i just wanted to know did she just ask the question before he decided. The internet is definitely going to say you're victim blaming. It's not about the internet. It's about

Meek Mill trying to bring this man to justice. It was like 2K for his location. He didn't say you're trying to man. He said where he at right now. I'm about to come to him. He turned to himself and he said I ain't messing with Philly. Right. Well thank you for that. That's crazy. Meek Mill activated all the semen chases to go find this man.

He couldn't wait to jump on that team. The cream chases. The cream chases. The cream chases. Oh, my goodness. They found him, though. I was going to say, we picking on Meek Mill. Leave me alone, man.

Oh, my gosh. I be trying to be serious, man. No, you don't. The cream chases. No, you don't. No, you don't. The cream chases the skin. No, you don't. No, you don't. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.

If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com. That's MichaelTheBull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up. Early in the morning the breakfast club hey what's up this is ramses job and i go by the name q war and we'd like you to join us each week for our show civic cipher that's right we discuss social issues especially those that affect black and brown people but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence,

and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.