The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Flashed The Highway Because He "Needed Excitement In His Life"
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With a donkey.
It's time the donkey of the day.
A bunch of donkeys around here.
With a he-hop.
Yes.
You are a dog.
What the hell?
What the hell is?
Some donkey today's just saw themselves.
Charlemagne, give it to him.
Christmas club all day.
Give it to him.
Oh, man, Salamane.
Who you giving donga to do tonight?
Well, Rob 4-9.
Donkey at a day for Tuesday, November 25th.
Damn, Thanksgiving, in a couple of days, huh?
Tuesday, November 25th.
Donkey today for Tuesday, November 25th, goes to a 30-year-old Iowa man named Danan Ari.
Let me start off by telling you all that
Denon has been charged with two counts of indesion exposure.
Okay, what is indecent exposure?
Indecent exposure is the deliberate act of exposing one's genitals
in a public place that is likely to cause offense or alarm to others.
You can't be pulling out your peepee in public people, okay?
You can't pull out your weenie at Walgreens.
Your pecker can't be pulled out in a pigler wiggly.
Do not pull your Johnson out in a Jersey mics.
It's a damn shame I have to be the one to tell you these things.
But apparently that is the society we live in.
Okay, according to a criminal complaint,
Danan, who is the big-ass age of 30, 30 years old, okay?
30, Steph Curry's number.
That is not a little number.
He should know better, but apparently he doesn't.
According to this criminal complaint,
drivers saw Danan standing at the back of his car
as he exposed his genitals, the oncoming drivers.
Okay?
This man, Danon, was shifting gears and he wasn't even in a car.
I bet you can't wait to know what highway he was on, right, Envy?
Nope.
For two days in a row on two different interstates,
the first incident he was out there at 7.30 a.m. morning shift on I-80 near Oxford and Iowa.
The second incident was reported around 3.30 p.m. afternoon shift on Interstate 380
near North Liberty.
Unceasing the trials of snake in traffic is insanity.
Okay.
But that's the world we live in, all right?
Now, what concerns me about this situation is this young man told sheriff's deputies
that he was fulfilling an excitement
that was currently missing
in his blah life.
Those are his words.
He said he was fulfilling an excitement
that was currently missing
in his blah life.
So you needed excitement in your life
so you decided to present
the meat stick on the interstate?
You needed excitement in your life
so you decided to whip out
the one-eyed monster in traffic?
All right, guys.
It's time to decriminalize sex work.
All right, make prostitution legal.
This man was simply
feeling frisky. He was a little hot and bothered. He could use a hug that turns into sex right
now. What do you mean you needed excitement in your life, young man? By excitement, you mean
you needed cheeks. He wanted cheeks. He wanted that penis snuggy, that bearded clam,
that baby cannon. Listen, young men, you full of testosterone. Find a young woman to call your wife
and enjoy life, all right? Don't tell me you needed excitement when people are looking for excitement.
they change environments, all right?
That's what normal people do when they're looking for excitement.
They just go change environments, work from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure,
take different routes, the familiar places, okay?
Add a little color to your home environment.
That's what you do when you're looking for excitement.
When you're horny, though, you want that meat muffin.
That's what DeNan wanted.
Sex, S-E-X, all right?
Talking about he needed excitement.
No, you need a girlfriend, all right?
People who want excitement.
Set challenges every month
They go do some long distance running
A 30 day boxing challenge
Add spontaneous adventures to your calendar
Go to a new restaurant
Okay, a random comedy show
There's a lot of ways to bring excitement
To a blah life
But no, no, no, Danan
You are not being honest with yourself
You were horny
Okay, a groin goblin
A lust lizard
All right, that was you, Danon
And if you were ever one
What purpose of P. Diddy Freak Off served?
Look no further than Sir Horny a lot,
Denon Arye.
Please give this young man the sweet sounds of the hamletones.
Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey.
Of the day, yehaw.
And be over there texting ferociously.
I am not.
You are biciously moving your thumbs.
Lauren.
Searching the non-ar-ri.
Lauren is actually texting me from the beach.
That's who's texting me.
The hell is Lauren texting you from the beach from?
For this next topic right here.
Thank you for that donkey today.
She just sent me a bunch of middle fingers too.
Oh, let's see.
She's texting you too.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're funny today.
No limbs was good.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey today.
Yes, ma'am.
On this week's episode of next chapter,
I, T.D. Jake, sit down with Denzel Washington, a two-time Academy Award-winning actor and
cultural icon. I don't take any credit for it. I just didn't put me first. I just put God first
and he's carrying me. Listen to the next chapter podcast on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast,
or wherever you get your podcast. New episodes drop weekly.
Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's
clinic at UCLA, and I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mail Room.
And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like most guys, I haven't been to the doctor in
way too long. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't.
Every week, we're breaking down the world of men's health from testosterone and fitness to
diets and fertility. We'll talk science without the jargon and get your real answers to
the stuff you actually wonder about. So check out the Mailroom on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.
Podcasters, it's time to get the recognition you deserve.
The IHeart Podcast Awards are coming back in 2026.
Got a mic?
Then you've got a shot.
Every year we celebrate the most creative, compelling, and game-changing voices in podcasting.
Is that you?
Submit now at iHeartPodcastawards.com for a chance to be honored on the biggest stage in the industry.
Deadline December 7th.
This is your chance.
Let's celebrate the power of podcasting and your place in it.
Enter now at IHeart Podcast.
What up, y'all? It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Moment, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends, people I admire who had massive success about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from me?
I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're trash. I don't know how you got on the show.
Check out Not My Best Moment with me, Kevon Stage, on the I Heart
Radio app, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast.
On the podcast health stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.
I'm Dr. Priyankawali, a double board certified physician.
And I'm Hurricane de Bolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled,
Do I Have Scurvy at 3 a.m?
And on our show, we're talking about health in a different way, like our episode where we look
at diabetes.
In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic.
How preventable is type 2?
extremely listen to health stuff on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your
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