The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Gets Stuck In Chimney Because He Thought He Was Santa Claus

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Man Who Gets Stuck In Chimney Because He Thought He Was Santa Claus. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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There's only one Charlamagne in the world. Oh. Aw. Damn Charlamagne, who you give a ducky of the day to? Well, sexy red, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, December 18th, goes to Robert Langlis in Tunisia, eBay. They are 33 and 32 years old respectively, and they was trying to duck the law, okay?

Just like you did last night. It's okay. All right, somebody out there listening to me right now ran from the police late last night early this morning. It happens. I understand. All right, one of the best feelings in the world is running from police and getting away. Trust me, I know I saw a crack once.

Okay, when the police come to raid your spot and you hit the woods and get away, what an exhilarating feeling. Now you shouldn't be doing illegal things that will make the police come after you. I am not encouraging that. I'm just simply saying that when you are doing illegal things and the police come for you and you get away, incredible. Now, Robin and Tanisha don't know what that feels like. No, the officers tried to execute a warrant on a property in Fall River, Massachusetts and Robin and Tanisha tried to get away, but it didn't work. Let's go to NBC 10 Boston for the report, please.

No, that's not Santa Claus. You're looking at police body camera video from Fall River. It shows a man there stuck in a chimney. We're told officers executed a search warrant at a home on Canal Street last night. That's when 33-year-old Robert Langlace tried to evade arrest by hiding in a chimney. It didn't work. He got stuck

Police had to call in the fire department to get him out Lang Lace is facing drug charges See this is what happens when you believe in Santa Claus every year you all get mad at me for telling the truth Nope, Santa Claus is not real. Hey, okay Okay. Liar, bum, bum. Santa Claus is not real. Santa Claus is not real. Santa Claus is not real. So all I'm saying is to grinch,

grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch. Turn the radio down if you got kids in the car, liar. Okay, number one, reindeer don't fly. Yes they do. Number two, you don't even own a chimney. All right, number three, if you own the chimney, why would Santa Claus be able to fit down it? Have you seen Santa Claus?

He's built exactly like former governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. All right, there is no way, there is no way his big ass could fit down a chimney. But you humans have convinced yourselves that the story of Santa is real. And being that you all think Santa is real, you think what Santa does is real.

And you thought your dumb ass could just slide down a chimney and end up where exactly? In somebody's living room, eating milk and cookies? Now, Robert and Tanisha were both charged with possession of Class A and B drugs. I had to look that up, okay? Class A drugs in Massachusetts are heroin, morphine, meth, ecstasy, and ketamine. All right? Class B drugs, who said mmm? Somebody in here said mmm. How was you Nick? Nick said mmm. Damn Nick.

Nick's ready for vacation. Lucky we don't have a drug test up here. My God. Class B drugs are cocaine, crack, LSD, and ecstasy. Okay, listen, none of this is surprising in light of the circumstances. Whoever made up the story of Santa Claus was high as hell. Okay, it's the only explanation. And the fact we created this one size fits all story that doesn't even make no damn sense, hasn't even really stood the test of time

if you think about it. We live in the era of Amazon, FedEx, UPS, dropping packages off all types of day, all times of night, but all Santa gotPS, dropping packages off all types of day, all times of night. But all Santa got is a bag, one bag. Like he a hoe who just stayed over for the night. And he got something for everybody in the world in just one bag dressed in all red

so he don't go to Crip neighborhoods, huh? Not to mention, nobody ever questions who exactly are the elves. I don't think they are elves at all. I think Santa Claus is engaging in child labor. Okay, if he's real, he got a bunch of kids at the North Pole treating them like slaves. Either that, or they are desperate migrants from Mexico

and Santa Claus is benefiting from cheap illegal labor. Now, some of y'all out there are saying to yourself, Charlamagne is on the radio making up things about Santa Claus. If you feel that way, then you too are on class A or class B drugs. I'm making up things about a made up thing. Yeah, the moral of the story is police described Robert's antics as Santa-like.

Well, this is the season. Please give Robert Langlis the sweet You are the donkey Of the day Yee-haw Ah-haw Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Santa Claus is real. I don't know why you didn't even say it. Santa is real. You're busting your ass all year long to give a fat white man the credit for taking care of your family. I didn't say Santa was white. I just said Santa is real. Well, either way, you're giving another man credit. But that is crazy though.

Santa is real. Exactly. What type of man gives another man credit for taking care of his family? He grew up Jehovah Witness. Oh my God. I mean, oh my God. We did? Yeah, it's the whole community. We grew up dealing with reality. So yeah, so Santa is real.

And shout to all the kids out there, being good out there. So Santa could get you, that's right. Thank you so much. So Santa could get you toys. And the elves are there watching you guys to make sure you guys are doing the right thing so you can get more toys from Santa.

He has children, young children, Charlemagne. So do I. Okay, but y'all live in a civil rights life. Who laugh at us, who laugh at us, because they're like, why are you trying to convince us that this entity is real? But y'all kids, your kids are on two different levels. Your kids know more about civil rights and everything.

Like, he hasn't introduced that to them yet. So you gotta relax, please. She's just three! She's just three! She's just three! Damn. All right, Jesus. I ain't gonna lie, I don't know the last time

I seen a Chimlee. What is a Chimlee? What's scratched out, stressed, when you make up your little words and I know it because you got your lips going on. But it's always been Chimlee for me, I'm sorry. You got a fireplace? I have a fireplace, but I don's always been Chimney for me. I'm sorry. You got a fireplace? I have a fireplace, but I don't have a Chimney.

Don't tell me that. If you have a fireplace, you have a Chimney. Oh, so what is it? Where is that, in the attic or something? Oh, you know what? I've never seen a Chimney before. I mean, I don't know if I got a Chimney either. Exactly.

I got an electric fireplace, though. Oh, so. See, now, how you do that? You have a Chimney, sir. With an electric fireplace? Yes. I don't know. And we know about houses, you know. I do that? You have a chimney, sir. With an electric fireplace? Yes. I don't know. And we know about houses.

I know what we don't got, Santa Claus. Yo, shut up. OK? I know we ain't got that. I know that much. You know what? When we come back, Jason Lee will be joining us. Are we going to kick it with Jason Lee?

Jason Lee used to be built like Santa Claus. But he's not no more. Drop one of the clues, bro, for Jason Lee. Please stop, yo. So think about old Jason Lee sliding down a chimney. You believe that? No. Sliding down a chimney. You believe that? Sliding down a chimney. No.

That's not gonna happen. I hate this place, man. It's all right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamonsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.

If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hey everyone, it's John, also known as Dr. John Paul. And I'm Jordan or Joe Ho. And we are the Black Fat Film Podcast. A podcast where all the intersections of identity are celebrated. Ooh, chat! This year we have had some of our favorite people on, including Kid Fury, T.S. Madison, Amber Ruffin from the Amber and Lacey Show, Angelica Ross, and more. Make sure you listen to the BlackFatFilm Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or whatever you get your podcast, girl.

Ooh, I know that's right. Hey y'all, Nimny here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop. Flash slam, another one gone.

Fast bam, another one gone. The cracker, the bat, and another one gone. A tip but a cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15 year old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it! And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin.

Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to historical records because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to historical records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.

It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. And we're MESS.

Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is, not everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living. Yeah, things like JLo on her third divorce. Living. Girls trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend

while on Instagram Live. Living. Living. Mm, this kind of mess. Yeah. Well, you get it. Got it? Live, love, mess.

Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created the Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC.

Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen.