The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Hid Gun In Taco Bell Quesadilla During Mississippi Traffic Stop

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

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I was donkey of the day, baby! Damn, the hee-haw again? It's time for donkey of the day. I ain't trying to be donkey of the day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. Called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today?

Well, donkey of the day for Monday, April 17th, just hilarious, goes to a man named Devin P. Mitchell. Devin is from Picayune, Mississippi. The M-I, crick-a-letter, crick-a-letter, I, crick-a-letter, crick-a-letter, I, humpback, humpback, I, salute to all my folks in Mississippi. Drop on the clues box for Mississippi. If I pronounce Picayune wrong, apologies. Don't nobody know how to pronounce that but y'all. But Devin is receiving the biggest hee-haw today.

And you know Donkey of the Day is all about giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. And I'm always torn when I see creativity weaved in with being stupid. See, Devin was doing a whole bunch of things he had no business doing. Oh, he was riding dirty like Chameleon Anne 2005. And he was taken into custody and charged with possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute while in possession of a firearm possession of a controlled substance tampering with physical evidence possession of a weapon by a felon put and possession of paraphernalia sidebar isn't it amazing how when we are out committing crimes we

don't count the charges I guarantee you in Devin mind he was thinking he had guns and drugs he didn't leave the house thinking he was committing five different felonies just two i'm sure but here's the thing most people i believe are self-aware enough to know they are doing something illegal okay he's a felon right one of his charges is possession of a weapon by a felon with that said i would think you know you would have a proper stash place for your gun and drugs right if you're going to be in the car but i have a strange feeling devon didn't think any of this through okay plan all the way to the end that's what i was always taught 48 laws of power yeah it's safe to say devon wasn't ready let's go to tlc usa for the report please a mississippi man

was arrested friday during a traffic stop after he attempted to hide a gun in a quesadilla from Taco Bell, according to police. Devon P. Mitchell folded the gun into the quesadilla when police in Picayune stopped him and driver Olivia Neff for a traffic violation. Officers reportedly saw Mitchell stuffing the handgun into a Taco Bell bag, prompting them to conduct a search of the vehicle, where they found the gun hidden in the Mexican meal. Mitchell found himself slapped with other charges after police also recovered methamphetamine, liquid heroin, and drug paraphernalia during their search, according to authorities. Wow. Wow. Round of applause for me.

I pronounced picayune right. Yeah. Can I have some applause, please, for that? Thank you. Devin got stopped by the police and hid his gun in a quesadilla. Okay, when you're eating a quesadilla, you're supposed to add guac, not a glock, Devin. It's a quesadilla. Okay, whatever. The L's are silent? Yes. All right, quesadilla.

All right? I've heard of hard shells or soft shells for quesadillas, but bullet shells, that's a new one. All right? Now, look, I haven't committed crimes like this since uh in 27 years all right or i've been around crimes like this in 27 years but when i was doing my fake thug thistle in monks corner south carolina i saw people have more creative ways to not get caught right as you put it put the gun and the drugs in the trunk underneath the spare tire i've seen them you know hide the gun in the engine of the car which i never agreed with okay

in my mind the gun would overheat and start going off i've seen them hide the gun in the engine of the car, which I never agreed with. In my mind, the gun would overheat and start going off. I've seen them hide it in the center console. I've seen them hide it beneath the steering wheel. If you believe DJ Envy's war stories, he had his.22 stashed in his Manolo Blahniks. The deuce deuce in the boot. Nowadays, correct me if I'm wrong, Envy, some of these cars have secret compartments to hide your stashes in, right? Correct. Does the car come like that?

No. Oh, you got to get it made like that. usually put it in there okay i still think that's extra stupid because if you know the car got secret stashes wouldn't the police know too all i'm trying to say devon if you're going to commit crimes at least think the crime all the way through okay your plan can't be if i get caught i'm gonna put my pistol in this nacho grande all right and nra don't y'all get no bright ideas and try to do a collaboration with taco bell okay remember when taco bell had to uh think outside the bun campaign nra or any other gun lobbyists don't get any bright ideas we're not doing the uh think outside

the gun campaign okay let's leave that alone there's not about to be a 380 and quesadilla combo on the menu all right 1340 calories in 13 rounds no we're not doing that all right there will be no mexican pizza pistol combos there will be no steak grilled cheese bullet and burritos combo we're not doing that all right i have a feeling devin actually did a hustler's prayer before he left his house if he had everything in the open like that and the only thing he could think to do is put his gun in the quesadilla, he really believed Future when Future said God is blessing all the trap ninjas. All right. Maybe even worse, Devin might have had one of his people put some good old fashioned roots. OK, some voodoo wanted to protect the spells on him that he thought would keep him from getting caught.

But I hope he kept his receipt for that because that stuff don't work. All right. At least not in situations like that. When you leave the house and you move in like Devin was, it's just the luck of the draw on whether or not you get caught that day. OK. And this happened to be the day Taco Bell and criminology collided for Devin. More of the guns you crave. Please give Devin P. Mitchell the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, no, you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw.

You know what I hate? What? Silent letters. Lasagna? What's the point? Quesadilla. Right? Quesadilla.

Why have two L's if you're not going to use them? That makes no sense. Just spell it a different way. What is up with this language that we call English, man? I don't know. Don't you think that's stupid? It is. It's stupid.

Same thing with, it's like foreskin. It's like the same thing with foreskin. Why be born with it if you're just gonna remove it what are we doing next jesus christ all right i wanted to play a game i won't play with you no more i don't know i don't i don't know what race he is i looked okay but i could i'm you know what i'm assuming what nigga bell grindingga Belgrano. I think so, too. All right. All right. Now, when we come back, you know, Jess Hilarious, she was supposed to be our guest co-host this morning, but because of situations that we can't control, she's not going to be joining us today.

We called her early to find out what was going on, and this is the conversation. Everybody, Jess was supposed to be our guest host this morning. Oh, what? Jess Hilarious was supposed to be our guest host. But she didn't make it, so we decided to call her. Yeah, Jessica told us this morning that, you know, she texted me. She said, hey, bro, I'm on the toilet, butt loose. Butt loose.

Stomach really messed up. No, never said that. Yo, it's the seafood that's messing with the seafood in Jersey. I'm not ever doing it again. How you from Maryland, but you can't handle seafood? You're from Baltimore. From another place.

It's not good. So is this the first time you had a bad reaction to seafood and your butt's loose like that? Yo, my butt is not loose. So why are you afraid to sit in the studio? Because I don't want to fart.

I don't want to fart. What do you mean? We've already told people that something is up with your stomach. They're going to understand. Why would you do that? Why would you? You could have lied.

We got everything on your rider. Everything you asked for, too. That's right. Yep. It's BET and VH1. They there. They waiting for me. BET and VH1 right here waiting on you.

And you across the street on the toilet. I feel our pain, too, by the way, because I don't like on the toilet. I feel her pain too, by the way, because I don't like leaving the house if I got to poop in any way, shape, or form. A lot of it has to do

with trauma of like, you know, getting arrested and having to like poop in the cold tank, like what you never do, by the way. So I'd never leave the house unless my stomach

is completely empty. Well, let's open up the phone box. My butt is empty. 800-585-1051. Has diarrhea ever messed up something for you? Not even just diarrhea. You're just having to poop crazy.

Maybe you missed your job or missed an experience, a game, a birthday, or whatever it may be. Has diarrhea effed something up for you? 800-585-1051. Hard-hitting topics on The Breakfast Club this morning. That's right. Me, it doesn't bother me. I got a little diarrhea. I'm coming to work. I don't care. Y'all all going to smell it. Me, it doesn't matter. Hard-hitting topics on The Breakfast Club this morning. That's right. Me, it doesn't bother me. I got a little diarrhea. I'm coming to work.

I don't care. Y'all all going to smell it. We've seen it. Yeah. You shot it up here one time. I did. And then Envy took his underwear off. This is a true story.

We're not making this up. Envy took his underwear off and threw it in the trash can. And I remember that Janet had found it. And I think he left a note or something. I'm serious. Janet left a note. It was like, this is not what he signed up for. But 800, that's a true story, though.

800-585-1051. Has diarrhea ever messed up something for you? Let's talk about it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Pull out your phone. Call in right now. You call me.

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