The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Kidnaps His Ex-GF & Forces Her To Steal From Walmart For Him

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man who kidnapped his ex-girlfriend and forced her to steal from Walmart for him. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast.

So we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of okay. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I didn't want to know how you came up with the don't be on a day. Because you're mean. I am not. What did I do? There's a bunch of donkeys out here in the street. That is why Charlamagne is he? We live a life where we fight our tongue based off who we made a thing. We never would say it.

We don't give a damn don't throw at him. What's that mean? Give it to him. On the breakfast club. In the words of Charlamagne, the guy, he's a donkey. He's a dog. Give it to him. Oh, man, Charlemagne, you giving donkey a day to who now?

What it mean when you're on Twitch and it says level two completed? now I'm saying level three what's that mean it's a video game I don't know oh okay donkey today for Monday November 3rd goes to a man from Maine named Harrison Coleman okay Harrison is 50 years old

and he is facing multiple charges this morning after he was accused of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend and threatening to kill her if she did not do what he asked her to do what did he ask her to do what task was he telling her to perform and if she didn't do it he would kill her

Well, let me fill up the news report. Let's go to ABC 8 for the report, please. Auburn police arresting Harrison Coleman on Wednesday, charging him with kidnapping his ex-girlfriend and threatening to kill her if she did not steal items from the Walmart for him. Officials say Coleman assaulted her, forced her into his car, and drove to the store.

The woman told employees she'd been threatened, and one of those employees approached an Auburn police officer who was working a security detail at the store. Coleman was taken into custody after police found him in his car. He is being held without bail until he faces a judge. I hate humans. You know, I have a philosophy and it's rooted around the whole your thoughts become things, mindset. And I truly believe that the things you want to happen in your life, you should always think

about and you should speak about constantly. But the things you don't want to happen in your life, you don't think about, you don't speak about. But when you see stories like this, man, the first thing you think about, It's protecting the women in your life, right? The first thing you think about is how to keep women in your life safe because you don't ever want them to be in a situation like this because the reality is we can't control the crazy of other human beings, all right?

Or the desperation of other human beings. But you know what's so scary about this situation? This man wasn't trying to get no money. He wasn't trying to sexually assault this woman. This man wanted her to steal specific items for him from Walmart. Okay, did you listen to us the last hour when we had people calling explaining how the government shutdown is impacting them people are hurting out here okay i'm not making any excuses for what this man did he's got to deal with the consequences of his actions but i'm

just telling you that for the foreseeable future we are going to hear a lot more of these types of crimes now i don't judge people for what they do when they're in survival mode because i understand they're just trying to survive but you know who does judge you for what you do when you're in survival mode the judge okay i know desperate times call for desperate measures but please understand these desperate measures are also going to get you a whole lot of time. Okay. Only thing I want to tell folks is please don't let your survival turn predatory, okay? Because survival doesn't justify your crime, all right?

Desperation and lack can mutate into abuse and exploitation real quick. And that's what this story is an example of America. I'm telling you right now you are going to see a lot of economic stress, a lot of economic survival turned into emotional violence like this, okay? don't know if this man was trying to get these items to resell maybe he needed them to live all i know is when people can't provide for themselves they take from others okay emotionally and materially all right the more a man feels useless or powerless the more he may over assert control over the people closest to him and that's not excusing this man's abuse in any way shape or form

i'm just putting into context the larger american mental health and economics collapse crisis okay because Harrison wasn't just violent he was clearly desperate and desperation left untreated turns human need into human harm America these are the monsters that you are currently creating okay when the system fails

to feed the hungry start feeding on each other please give Harrison Coleman the sweet sounds of the hamletones You are the donkey of the day you are The doggy

Of the day Yeho Now the other thing I was thinking What if Harrison was just giving her a ride And he took her to Walmart And she went there and started stealing And then when she got caught She said this guy out there made me do it

I'm just saying I'm not saying that's what happened I'm just saying that's the other place My mind went as well So you want to play again? No because I don't know what I don't have no idea There's no picture

They sure definitely going to play game But to answer your question, that level two, level three is a hype train. Basically, we get mad donations and subs or whatever. People are buying subscriptions, gifting other people, which unlocks the, you know, it creates discounts for subs and things like that. Okay. So it creates the ad, how much ads you watch. Got you. So I just need to know who to go shake down.

So that is money. That is money. People know that people in here are doing bad and they're gifting people. Sorry, Chad. He doesn't want to play a game today. Oh, I don't know the game to play. I mean, I know the game to play. I don't know what race is the person.

in this. I don't think it matters though. This is a class issue right here. And you're going to see a lot more of this in the foreseeable future if America keeps going down this road. You're right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull

Lamensoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured go to Michael the Bull.com. That's Michael the bull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake up. Wake your ass up. The breakfast club. You're all finished or y'all done?

Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, campside media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb.

Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon.

This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of okay. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News keeps you on top of the biggest stories of the day.

My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day. Stories that move markets. Chair Powell opened the door to this first interest rate cut. Impact politics, change businesses. This is a really, stunning development for the AI world and how you think about your bottom line. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Cal Penn.

And on my new podcast, here we go again. We'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? Each week, I'm calling up my friends like Bill Nye, Lily Singh, and Pete Buttigieg to talk about Everything from the space race to movie remakes to psychedelics. Put another way, are you high? Look, the world can seem pretty scary right now. But my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to Here We Go Again with Cal Penn on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

This is an IHeart podcast.