The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Pulls AK-47 On Little Caesars Employees For Waiting Too Long On Pizza

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. He high bitch, he high It's time for donkey of the day I'm a big boy, I can take it If you feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal I know Charlamagne Tha God gonna have some funny shit Say out his mouth If God say something you may not agree with, doesn't mean I mean it Who's getting that donkey, that donkey, that donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey Donkey of the day right here

The breakfast club, bitches You can call me the donkey of the day, but like, I mean no harm Yeah, donkey of the day for Thursday, September 14th goes to a Tennessee man named Charles Doty. Charles is 64 years old. Now, let the record show the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee begged me to do this story. He said it could serve as a PSA to people everywhere. Now, when I read the story, okay, it was no question to me Charles Doty should get donkey of the day, but the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee wanted me to give it to the other party involved who was the other party involved well it was the

employees of little caesar's pizza let's go to inside edition for the report please one man allegedly went too far when he was told his little caesar's pizza was not hot and ready pulling an ak-47 on employees and demanding his food ASAP. He points the gun up, points it at me, where's my pizza? I want my pizza now. Kimberly Murrell told a local news station in Knoxville, Tennessee, that it was her first day on the job. The hangry customer, identified by police as 53-year-old Charles Doty Jr., reportedly became upset when he was told he would have to wait 10 minutes for a pepperoni pizza. Morrell says he left the store, went to his car, and came back with the weapon.

Another customer in the store who had gotten her pepperoni pizza reportedly gave it over to Doty, and that was enough to make him leave. The employees called the police, who tracked him down and arrested him. We are not always hot and ready. Never listen to that. We are not always hot and ready. Dodie is in jail on a $90,000 bond reportedly charged with aggravated kidnapping and four counts of aggravated assault. Now Jess and Envy, when you hear that story, who do y'all think should get donkey today in this situation? The man who pulled the AK-47 on the Lil' Cesar's employees because his pizza was taking too long. Are the employees for taking too long with the pizza?

Both. What? Both. You think both? Both. Who do you think, Envy? You can't pull out an AK-47 on somebody preparing pizza. That's what I would think.

And you can't sell your business on 10 minutes we hot and ready and then it's 12 minutes. Damn. For the whole AK-47? No, I'm not justifying him doing that. No, not at all, BET. I'm not doing that. I'm not. I'm just saying that, yeah, no, he should get donkey first and go to jail and all that.

But now, y'all should know, if it ain't done in 10 minutes, that's false advertisement. Y'all need to be penalized as well. Just like the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee. Wow. He feels the same way. He's not justifying violence.

I'm pulling an AK-47 on people, but he's trying to tell me there's justifiable reasons to do what this man did. I disagree. I asked him why does he hate when his food is late, and he just went on a whole fat rant about the fast food industry. He said, well, first off, anytime you order food and you got to wait for it, you have to make food at home while you're waiting on what you ordered. Who does that? Fat man. He said it's like an appetizer.

He said, Lil' Ceezy doesn't have appetizers. So I said, what about cheesy bread? He said it's considered an appetizer. But he looks at it as part of the hot and ready family. It is. And he said that not only could he see somebody pulling an AKA on fast food workers he said uh who don't have the food in the town he said the ride share drivers he said because the ride share drivers who don't speak english he said because when you don't speak english and you call him to see exactly when

they call you to see exactly where your house is at it drives him crazy knowing his food is minutes away but he can't get to it because he doesn't understand uh what the person is saying yes yo i ain't gonna lie okay and i'm skinny and i just went through that yesterday so he is he's definitely right he's right and when you hungry yo and they put your food on somebody else's step yo that's yeah it's not enough to put an ak-47 on people he also said everything on the menu should be customizable. He said what you put on the menu should be considered a suggestion. And he said, like, we should be able to mix and match meals. Like, if you want a quarter pounder and you want to add a fish fillet to the quarter pounder,

he said you should be able to do that. Yo, this ain't got nothing to do with the original story. I'm telling you, it's crazy. You put fish on top of the Big Mac? Yes. Under french fries? Yes. He's fish on top of the Big Mac? Yes. Under french fries? Yes. He's just going on this whole rant.

Jesus Christ. Dang. That's a heart attack. But this is exactly why the Snickers commercial hit so hard, because people really aren't themselves when they hungry. Okay, this man Charles Doley pulled an AK-47 on someone because his $6 pizza was going to take 10 minutes. He asked for a free order of Crazy Bread, and they didn't give it to him. So he left Little Ca Ceasar's and came back with an AK-47. And do you know

the woman he pulled the gun on? It was her first day on the job. I know, that's horrible. Come on, man. Can you imagine? No. This person excited to have a gig. Might have been a little young girl. Now she got PTSD. Yeah. Pizza Traumatic Stress Disorder. She don't want to work at no pizza place. Now Lil' Ceasar, Pizza Hut, Domino's,

nothing. Cheesha Sue, Caesars. Somebody just delivered that. Man, I'm not playing with you, man. What is that? It's a note from the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee. It says, furthermore, some other reasons. Why he write it on a plate?

I don't know. Is that ketchup? He said, you don't own the sauces. You don't get no bonus for saving the restaurant 12 sauces. Yo, he right. No, that's a fact. He right about that last night. That's a fact.

And I'm not even saying that. I want some ketchup. You give me two packets. No, man. I want Polynesian sauce. Not going to give me one. No, no. They can give us more than that.

I'm with him on that. Can I get a little salt and pepper, too? Knock it off. None of this is a reason to pull a weapon of mass destruction on a fast food employee. Okay? A $10 pizza is going to cost pull a weapon of mass destruction on a fast food employee. Okay? A $10 pizza is going to cost this man tens of thousands of dollars

in lawyer fees and probably his freedom because he's taking a blind pee, a blind pee, a blind plea. Okay? And his sentence

is going to be determined by a criminal court judge. What race? Okay, y'all want to do that too? Okay. I'm just saying. All right.

Well, I guess let's play a game of Guess What Race Is. Okay. Give me my clues. Charles Doty, mad that a pizza from Little Caesars was going to take more than 10 minutes. So he left the restaurant, came back with an AK-47, and pulled it on the employee just because his pizza was late. Guess what race it is. Fat. Wow.

Damn. Fat's a race now? Oh, you made the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee double over. I had to check it. It might have been a heart attack. Yeah, I was about to say,

is he happy about it? What? A race. You said fat? Fat is not a race. Okay. Jess Hilarious. Charles Doty.

White. Who's closer? Jess Hilarious is absolutely correct. Charles Doty is Caucasian. Hey. And he's not fat. No. And fat is not a race.

I know that. I knew that. But I had to pick one. That's what I would lean towards. Oh, my God. Please let Remy Ma give Charles Doty the biggest hee-haw. Man, cut it out, man. Hee-haw.

Hee-haw. You stupid mother-fucker. Did he just bring you donuts? A box of empty donuts. Oh, my God. Are they half eaten? With another plate. And mind your business.

If I order five meals, don't tell me that's a lot of food. Nigga, I know that. Just put the order in. He getting some stuff off his chest. That's a lot of stuff. He's getting some stuff off his breast. Well, shout out to BET. BET, this is our 100th episode.

So we got to, come on, get your thing, man. Shout out to BET. You got to take off the top, pause. And now just push this hard. Pause. That's not how you talk. Yo, I'm a woman. You don't got to pause with me. You don't gotta pause with me.

You don't have to pause with the men. You pause with the women. Happy 100th episode! Woo! Yo, they'll be mad whoever got to clean that up. Alright, BET, we'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow, BET.

The president of the Fat Lops Committee. Oh, my goodness. All right. When we come back, Tiffany Hattis will be joining us. That's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. I hate y'all. The Breakfast Club.

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It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my god. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's

Escape from Z-A-Q Estan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes,

entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time,

he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was a secret you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was a secret and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.