The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Removes Ankle Monitor In Ace Hardware Store With Hedge Clippers

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated.

Crooks everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974.

George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal.

Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y

viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my culture. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us,

and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, gentlemen. I'm going to tell you what he does. Donkey of the day for Friday, September 8th,

goes to an Ohio man whose name has not been released. But I think it's important we report this story because we need to get this man off the screen. I am not the person who believes in not snitching. OK, I believe in snitching. I am a taxpaying American citizen. If you see something, say something. We need to keep these streets as clean as possible. Because if you see something, it don't say something. All you do is increase the chances that whatever this criminal did, they will eventually do to

you or somebody you love. Don't believe me? Ask Peter Parker. If Spider-Man would have done something after he witnessed that criminal commit that crime, Uncle Ben would be here today. So I am doing my civic duty as a citizen of America and reporting on a crime I witnessed. We all witnessed it because

it's in the news, all right? And this story is a prime example of why you shouldn't feel bad snitching because folks are snitching on themselves anyway. Y'all do realize we're under constant surveillance, right? Big brother, big sister, big they, big them, big pronouns is always watching. And this man had already committed a crime. The reason we know this is because he was wearing an ankle bracelet. We know ankle bracelets are one way authorities keep track of the movements of lawbreakers.

This man was a lawbreaker. Okay. And on this occasion, this man decided to break the law in front of the whole world. His latest crime is caught on surveillance footage in 4k. Clearly, he wants to be in prison and hopefully we can make that happen for him this morning. Let's go to Fox 8 News for the report, please. A customer walks into the Ace Hardware store in Ashtabula on Tuesday. And after wandering around the store for a while, he is approached by an employee. He tells her that he is looking

for hedge clippers. After getting a pair of clippers, the man walks just out of sight of a surveillance camera. A short time later, he places a small black item on a shelf in aisle one. He then grabs a free bag of popcorn, walks out the front door, and is last seen grabbing a backpack and riding away on a bicycle.

Fifteen minutes later, employees found an ankle monitor stashed on the shelf in aisle one. And that's when they realized that the man had used the clippers to cut off the GPS monitor. We have hedge clippers. The other stores in the plaza do not have them. And we were the helpful hardware folks with the hedge clippers. Yes, we were. That's when they decided to call the number listed on the ankle bracelet. The number was for the Ohio State Adult Parole Authority. Later, two parole officers came to the store, picked up the GPS monitor, and thanked the employees for doing their civic duty.

Dropping the clues bombs for those helpful hardware snitches. You are doing a public service. This man went into an Ace Hardware, asked an employee for hedge clippers, and after getting the clippers, walked just out of sight of the surveillance camera, and then a few moments later, he placed a small black item on a shelf in aisle one the black item was the gps monitor grabbed a free bag

of popcorn and walked out the door 15 minutes later employees found the ankle bracelet stashed on the shelf and that's when employees realized the man had used the hedge clippers to cut off the gps monitor y'all thinking exactly what i'm thinking aren't you y'all know what i'm thinking i never knew i'm thinking ace hardware would be a great alternative to home depot for tyrese okay i know we thought lowes but ace hardware is the place with the helpful hardware folks all right tyrese went home depot for 450 million he said he thought if he started shopping at lowes it would look like a stunt well ace hardware it is for you tyrese okay it wouldn't look like a stunt if you went in there. Now, listen, what I don't understand is,

why didn't this man buy the clippers, leave the store, and find a discreet place to cut the GPS monitor? Right. You know what I mean? Right. Not too many places that are discreet nowadays, but I know you don't do it in an Ace Hardware store.

No. Look, man, what makes you humans think y'all can beat the law? The GPS monitor is just a formality. They already know where your dumb ass at. You get rid of one GPS monitor only to walk around

making calls and checking social media on another one. They know you have every move already because of this smartphone. They know where you at right now.

They just don't feel like coming to get you at the moment. Can't nobody tell me that police don't be sitting around watching some of this like a reality show.

Because when you have the audacity to do something like this cut your GPS monitor off in Ace Hardware in front of a surveillance camera and walk out like nothing happened. If I was a police officer, I need to know what's next. If I'm law enforcement, I'm sitting back and watching this play out for a couple days just to see what episode two looks like. So everybody in Ashtabula, Ohio, if you have any information on this man, please contact your local authorities. Oh, I guess we have to give you a description since we know the man's name. Not playing a game? We'll play a game.

Alright. That's the only way to get an accurate description of the suspect. I guess it's time to play a game of Guess What Race It Is! What's my clues? Ohio man in Ashtabula went into an A's hardware and cut his ankle bracelet off with some Hedge Clippers. DJ Enby, guess what race he is?

White. What makes you think that? I think black people go to Home Depot. I don't know too many black people that go to Ace Hardware. I see the commercials all the time, but I don't think I've ever been to an Ace Hardware store. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, folks. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, folks. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, folks.

Jess Hilarious, Ohio man and Ash Dabula went into an Ace Hardware and cut his ankle bracelet off with some head clippers. Guess what race it is? Black. Ooh. Down, down, down. What makes you say that, Jess Hilarious? Because I would cut my, I would do the same thing. I wouldn't do it in the store, but I would go to, and maybe that's where he live at.

But you got a friend that got the razor that good, or maybe a, well, maybe not. I don't know. You had a bracelet before? No, I didn't get that far. Okay. No. Well, one of y'all is right. One of y'all is wrong.

That's my drum roll. Jess Hilarious hilarious you are absolutely incorrect God car Cassidy the unmelanated gall the privilege to go into an Ace Hardware store and just cut your GPS monitor off in front of the cameras and just walk out like it's nothing and Ashtabula, a place in Ohio I've never heard of. I mean, it's black people out and everywhere. So I didn't know. You know what I'm saying?

But listen, to be honest with you, now they're going to come at me. You think that we would do something like that? Yes, I still do. Not at Ace Hallway? You ever been to Ace Hallway? Nah. Sydney, you ever been to Ace Hallway? Oh, yes.

Nick? Yeah. Well, Nick ain't black. Oh,? Yeah. Well, Nick ain't black. Oh, I know. Yeah, Nick ain't black, so I'm bad. All right. You're not going to ask Red? You're just assuming that he's been to Home Depot because of his ethnicity?

He's definitely been in Ace Hardware. You've never been? Damn. You're just going to assume Home Depot is spot because of his heritage, huh? You're just going to assume it? All right. I'll let y'all guess what Red is. I'm not going to put that out there. Say peace to BET. Peace, BET. Oh, man. I let y'all guess what the red is. I'm not going to put that out there.

Say peace to BET. Peace, BET. Oh, man, I hate y'all. So we have an update, ladies and gentlemen. This man has been arrested. His name is Aaron Brock. Let's go to Cleveland19.com for the report, please. A man on parole cuts off his ankle monitor inside a hardware store.

He ditched it inside the store, and that's where the search for him began. Breaking at this hour, our news crews spotted that escaped felon today just steps away from where this entire story began. In a story you'll see on just one station, Kelly Kennedy making the call to police that led to the arrest. We had just finished our story here at Ace Hardware and we were packing up getting ready to leave when my photographer Mike noticed a man who looked strangely familiar in the parking lot. We zoomed in and sure enough it looked just like the guy from the surveillance video. Then we watched him run into the laundry mat right over there. So I called U.S. Marshals and Ashtabula City Police and then we went inside the laundry mat. He went at the back door. Oh my god he went inside the laundromat. He went out the back door? Oh, my God.

He went out the back door. A couple of hours later, Ashtabula police were patrolling the area. They spotted Brock coming out of McDonald's, which is right next door to Ace. So please give Aaron Brock the biggest eho. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

I'm not playing with y'all. Now, yesterday, Tyrese was here, okay? And DJ Envy said something to Tyrese that has a lot of different people concerned. Eh? From what I was told. Deserve me to box your mouth. Say it again, Ray. Deserve me to box your mouth.

Box your mouth. Yeah. Now, Jess, you sent me this yesterday. Hey, yo. Oh, y'all doing this together. Oh, hey. Y'all doing this together. Yo.

Oh, y'all doing this together. Secret text. Okay, okay. You know what's so funny? No. What's so funny? We actually sent it to each other at the same time. Yeah, you were sending it to me.

And then I was like, but look, yo, I was sending it to him. Oh, now y'all secret texting? I only sent it to him because I was like, didn't I report on this guy who tweeted this? Yes. And he's in jail. So I was like, how? That's why you sent me this. And we also talked about this after the show because I said the same thing after I heard

him tell Tyrese, box your mouth. It sounded sexual to me. It did not. So the tweet came from the jail and it said, box your mouth equals hump your mouth. That came from Taxstone. And then Chico Bean sent me this. Should I read this now from Chico? Yes, Chico.

Should I read it now? Chico Bean says, good evening, my brother. I know we have been trying for some time now, but at this point, I feel like pressure must be applied because this has gone entirely too far. As an avid supporter and patron of The Breakfast Club, not only as a show but as a staple in the culture, it pains me to see multiple clips of my dear brother DJ Envy telling Tyrese, a.k.a. Jody from Baby Boy, a.k.a. O2 from Ways Deep, a.k.a. Angel from Four Brothers, a.k.a. These are the signs of lovemaking, are you that Zodiac freak I've been looking for, that he and I, quote, wanted to box his mouth.

Now, of all the sassy quotes that the Bunk Bed Brothers can be credited with spewing over the years, this one has to be the most egregious of all. I mean, intents and purposes how exactly do you box someone's mouth what class of procedure do you have to be certified in to even attempt to accomplish such a feat these are pertinent questions that need answers yet throughout the entirety of your broadcast no one attempted to gather this information therefore i am again making a formal request to come to nyc for a guest hosting position on The Breakfast Club. Because after watching DJ Envy make the most gelatinous threat I have ever heard other than my lifetime, I feel it my duty to be a voice of reason amongst the fray. May God bless you, my brother. Chico Bean.

I think it sounded like you. No. That is crazy. I was like, did you write that? That was all Chico Bean. Wow. The question is, is Box Your Mouth sexual or not? No.

I mean, if you gay. It could be if you're gay. I don't know why I'm playing with y'all. But I'm just saying, honestly, it's probably some gays that probably wouldn't be like, no. Well, that would be true. Box Your Mouth sounds like you want a FedEx to fellatio. Let's open up the phone lines. I'm not playing with y'all this morning. 1-800-585-1051.

Do you think box your mouth was sexual or not? Let's discuss. You want me to be gay so bad. No, I don't. No, I think box in your mouth. If he would have said, yo, box in your mouth, alright, cool. He didn't say that, though. He didn't. That's why I said, if he... I want to box your mouth. No, like...

I want to box your mouth. Yeah, like... box your mouth No like Yeah I want to box your mouth No Box your mouth No it's like Box your mouth See he's on my phone He won't even believe you Box your mouth

Yeah box your mouth No Vogue it around your lips Box your mouth Let's play this game With them 800-585-1051 Can y'all call up here And say it's not sexual

Shout out to all my Caribbean people Do my journey. My God in Jamaica. Stop putting this on the Caribbean. My Haitians. They have nothing to do with this. My boulet. My boulet.

Who said my boulet? You know what? It's the breakfast. I ain't messing with y'all. My boulet. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident.

That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. If you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. the running interview show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia

was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state.

Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind the Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet.

Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're

talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and a sazón that only nuestra gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.