The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Robs Person At Gunpoint & Stays At The Scene To Eat Victim's Fried Chicken Until Police Arrive

Episode Date: February 28, 2023

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Hey! Charlemagne, say the gang donkey under shade, man! You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day does not discriminate. I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit it with the heat. It's a breakfast club, bitches!

Who's Donkey of the Day today? Well, Donkey of the Day for february 28th is going to a young man from chicago named james taylor okay he's 20 years old and i'm highly upset i'm just finding out about this story but some people amongst us might feel this is the perfect way to end black history month see james taylor allegedly robbed a man at gunpoint okay now i have fully embraced the fact that i'm old school okay Okay, I was born in the 1900s, 1978 to be exact. So the way 20-year-olds do things is not the way we did things. The people I knew who committed armed robberies actually tried to not get caught.

I mean, believe it or not, kids, that was the whole point of an armed robbery, to not get caught. Probably only second to, you know, what you were stealing from the person, all right? Not getting caught is the 1B to the 1A of the armed robbery. But this generation is a little different okay this young man 20 years old from chicago allegedly robbed a 35 year old man who was parked in front of his house around 1 30 a.m now listen you pull up to your place of residence around 1 30 a.m you might you know be a little high had a couple of drinks you know it's a saturday night i know it's freezing in chicago you just want to get in the

house right not only do you want to get in the house, this 35-year-old man had just gotten some fried chicken. Mm. Mm-mm-mm. Now, I don't know what kind of fried chicken it was, but I'm going to just assume on a Saturday night in Chicago, it had to be Harold's. You know what I mean? Correct me if I'm wrong, Chicago, but don't one of the Harold's stay open until like 5 a.m.? Am I making this up? I feel like one of those Harold's in Chicago stays open until 5 a.m.

But just imagine you got a four wing, four shrimp combo. Carry a mouth water. You know what I'm saying? Some hush puppies. All right. What if you got a 10 piece wing and a mac and cheese bowl with chicken mixed in? All right. I'm just trying to paint the picture for you.

Okay. You got this fried chicken from Harold's and you just want to get in the house on a Saturday night, be high, full and and happy, and go to sleep. But no, here comes James Taylor just disturbing your peace, asking for a light. 1.30 in the morning, you're walking in Chicago, and some man with dreads walk up to you asking for a light. You might want to run, okay? But the man just said he ain't got no light. But then this 20-year-old tapped a man on the shoulder, okay? T tapped the man on the shoulder and, you know, put a gun in his face.

OK. And when the man turned around, James put a gun in his face and told the victim to run it. And all the victim had on him was his keys. OK, two dollars in cash, a debit card and the fried chicken. Now, I've told you before that fried chicken is a symbol of freedom all right for black people in america especially black women in virginia because after the civil war black women understood their freedom meant they could fully grasp some agency over their lives all while creating and sustaining economic freedom for themselves through their culinary talent so sisters used to carry fried chicken and other baked goods on their heads waiting around at the train stations and when the trains would pull up they would sell their fried chicken and baked goods and since so few jobs are readily available are even accessible to black women

that's how they made their money using their culinary talents to provide for their families after the civil war so once again stop letting white supremacists fool y'all into thinking fried chicken is a negative stereotype for black people because it's not it's a symbol of economic freedom what does that have to do with today's donkey of the day absolutely nothing okay because in this situation fried chicken didn't lead to someone's freedom it actually led to james taylor's arrest james taylor right now is charged with armed robbery with a firearm uh aggravated unlawful use of a weapon aggravated possession of a stolen motor vehicle and illegal possession of a debit card judge ordered taylor to pay a fifteen thousand dollar bail deposit to go home on an electric monitor.

And the judge told Taylor, who has no criminal background, that he faces a minimum of 21 years in prison if convicted of the armed robbery charge. Now, I know y'all like that. For some chicken. For some chicken, right? Now, I know y'all like, damn, that's criminal. Okay, and being criminal is corny, so I understand why you're getting donkier today. But you know donkier today is all about giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. So course armed robbery is stupid but it's a little bit more than that okay how exactly did james taylor get caught what y'all

think what y'all think he used the debit card he used the debit card to stop and get gas yeah okay well according to the prosecutor, after James Taylor took this man's keys, his debit card, his $2, and the fried chicken, James Taylor got into the victim's car. He didn't start the car. He started eating that devil's damn fried chicken. Literally got into the victim's car

and started eating the chicken. Why wouldn't you drive away first? You got to eat it hot. You got to eat it while it's hot.. You gotta eat it while it's hot. Big move. You got to eat it while it's hot. Come on now. I mean, it's fixed though.

This makes perfect sense under normal circumstances. Yeah. But when you just committed an armed robbery and you sitting in the car the person you just robbed, you don't sit there

and eat the chicken. Okay? This man sat in the car so long eating the food that the victim had time to dial 911 and the police pulled up a few minutes later. Okay, I'm really sitting there thinking to myself, was this man committing a crime or was he just hungry? I mean, of course it's a crime, but damn, for you to not even think of getting away, you had to stop and eat right then and there.

It might be some nuance to this niggatry because maybe just maybe this man really needed a meal but that won't stop him from getting the credit he deserves for being stupid please give James Taylor the sweet sounds of the

Hamilton's oh now you are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day yee haw

that sounded like fried chicken that's the hammer Thomas you got a picture of the guy? yes I do have a picture of the guy come on he's from Chicago you know what he looks like what does that mean you want to play a game? I can't believe he sold the chicken too you want to play a game?

we don't need to play a game why? you want to play a game? I can't believe he sold the chicken, too. You want to play a game? We don't need to play a game. Why? You want to play a game? Yes. Oh, God. Okay, let's play a game of Guess What? Race Yes!

All right. All right. James Taylor, 20 years old, of Chicago, 1.30 in the morning, robbed a man of some fried chicken, $2, a debit card, and the man's car keys, and did not even try to get away. Sat in the car and ate the fried chicken. DJ Envy, guess what race is? Most people are going to think black, right? Because it's fried chicken, it's Chicago, and it's 1.30 in the morning.

Right? But I'm not thinking that way. What you thinking? See, I'm thinking heroin addict. Oh. R. R. R. it right but i'm not thinking that way what you're thinking see i'm thinking heroin addict oh r r r could be two maga guys with maga hats on exactly you remember what happened before that has happened before exactly and because of that i'm going white i'm going caucasian okay uh lex james taylor 20 years old from chicago all right robbed a man of two dollars a debit card his car keys and some fried chicken and didn't even try to get away

sat in the car and ate the fried chicken guess what racey is i don't want to end black history month like this but i'm sorry anybody that's sitting in the car and they smell that chicken and wait, they can't even start the car. It's not giving milk cricket. It's nice. It's definitely giving a black man. Okay.

Okay. Drea? I would have to agree. I'm going to say black man for $5,000. Come on, please. Please don't be. I'd like all agree. I'm going to say Black Man for $5,000. Damn! Damn! Come on, please. Please don't be.

I'd like all three of y'all to know that y'all are absolutely, positively wrong. Ooh! Okay? And the reason that y'all are wrong is because, okay, y'all forget it's another option. What's that? This is not a black person. What is it? This is a nigga. Oh, my God.

I cannot believe that y'all would pin this on a black person. I is it? This is a nigga. Oh my God. It's powerful. You got to be at work. I cannot believe that y'all would pin this on a black person. I didn't know I could say that word. Chris Rock told y'all the difference. Oh, wow. Between black people. He look hungry in that picture. He look hungry.

My goodness. Chris Rock told y'all the difference. Well, I'll tell you one thing. He wasn't hungry no more. No. Can this nigga evolve to a black man? Yes. Okay?

But right now, nigga. Nig a black man? Yes. Okay? But right now, nigga's nigga. Okay. I hope he don't get the full sentence. No, I hope he's first charge. All right. He's first charge. Well, thank you for that, Donkey, today.

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