The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Robs Woman At Gunpoint Then Asks Her On Date

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

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D.J. made it! Damn, the hee-haw again? It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. It's called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlemagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today?

Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, June 28th goes to an indianapolis man named damien boyce let me tell you something about humans real quick okay in life you meet humans who make you believe in humanity and the future of society and then there are humans like damien boyce who make you look at your watch read some bible scriptures and then look back at your watch like so jesus when you said you're coming back again? Because it's time. Okay, but if you don't come back, Jesus, I understand that too, because why would you?

All right, Earth is ghetto. All right, this third rock from the sun, this beautiful celestial body moving in an elliptical orbit around a star doesn't deserve any more visits from you, but you, our father, our mother. Oh boy. you and our father our mother oh boy people named after the son of the devil living amongst us god all right a lot of us have seen the omen god and we don't understand what we did to have to live in a world where people like damien exist would you like to know what damien did yes go to wth off the report please

police say last month outside of a home on Harlan Street on Indy's southeast side, a woman was out checking her mail around 4 o'clock in the morning after her work shift when a man police later identified as Damien Boyce approached her, pointed a gun at her, and stole $100 in cash from her. Afterwards, Boyce allegedly asked the victim with the gun still pointed at her if she had a boyfriend and then asked if she had a boyfriend, and then asked if she would add him on Facebook. Court records show Boyce pointed out his profile to the victim and watched her add him,

saying he would pay the money he stole back to her. He then fled the scene on a bicycle. The probable cause affidavit shows that same day the two exchanged Facebook messages. Boyce saying, look, just know I'm going to pay you back. It's an expletive way to meet, but expletive. You is too pretty to rob. The victim replied, I believe you, man. I could tell you're sweet. Times just get rough. I know that. Boyce sent more saying, I feel like a total expletive. I swear I got you. What's your cash app tag? Or you could send it when I'm ready. Then continued, for real, I'm expletive. We had to meet up on them terms.

Come chill with me. I swear I'm not on that type of timing. The victim replied, I do have a man. You know I can't do that, LOL. I wish you the best, though. Jesus Christ. Niggas is going to neg. Okay, I don't think y'all really understood

the details to this story. I need y'all to listen to how the devil is working. First off, Damien robbed this woman at gunpoint, stole cash from her, and forced her to send him a friend request on facebook putting a pistol to somebody and demanding a follow on facebook is what great key and pill sketches were made up i mean my god if i was describing that to someone you would think i was talking about an episode of dave or atlanta but no ladies and gentlemen this is our real life this is the society we currently live in okay most people love followers on social media the way fleece johnson loves booty i like booty then not

only did he demand a friend request at gunpoint he stood there and watched her adam he then told her i'm gonna pay you the money back before leaving the scene on a bike then started exchanging messages with her on facebook the trust that damien has in humanity is unmatched people like him make me not trust humans but he trusts humans enough to rob them and then exchange messages with messages with them on facebook this man dame this man damien was talking to this woman the way i grew up talking to strippers you know you're too pretty to be doing this right damien told the young lady on facebook uh youtube youtube you too pretty to be doing this, right? Damien told the young lady on Facebook, you too pretty to rob? Break yourself!

Give me your goddamn number. Come on. Hurry up. Come on. Cool, cool, cool. So, I'm going to give you a call about 5 o'clock, all right? Sit, all right? Yeah, yeah.

All right, sweetheart. Take care of yourself, all right? This man, Damien, hit this young lady on Facebook and asked her what's her cash app tag. You just robbed me and now your conscience is kicking in and you want to give me the money back because you want to go on a date with me? This man really hit her on Facebook and said, for real? I'm effed up about the fact we had to meet on these terms. Come chill with me. I swear I'm not on that type of timing.

Young lady, you should be flattered and offended okay flattered that he thinks you're so beautiful that uh you was in his words too pretty to rob all right you're so pretty he's trying to find ways to get you your money back but you should feel offended that this man thinks he has a chance with you in the first place all right even though he robbed you and took off on a bike so not only is he financially handicapped he doesn't even have a means of transportation but he thinks he can get with you this is proof that women can't even be nice to men without men thinking said woman wants to be with him all right ladies let the record show that if a man sees you looking at his story if a man sees you glancing at him for any reason if you say hi to some of these men just breathe breathe in their direction they will believe that you want to start a whole family with them all right damien thinks this woman is returning his messages because she

likes him no you idiot she's lining you up to get arrested and rightfully so but i have to give this young lady some credit because she did curve him she said i do have a man you know i can't do that lol i wish you the best though when somebody says i wish you the best though they don't really wish you the best now damien dumbass is, I wish you the best, though, they don't really wish you the best. Now, Damien, dumbass, is in police custody right now, charged with armed robbery. And court documents also show that just last week, Damien was arrested and charged in a separate incident for robbery, resulting in bodily injury and battery by means of a deadly weapon. God bless the victim of that crime. But Damien must have found you extremely ugly. Okay, based off the logic he uses in life, if this woman was too pretty to rob, then

the person the week before he robbed and beat must have looked terrible. How cosmetically challenged were you that he didn't even ask for a follow? No friend requests, nothing? Look, the moral of the story is, niggas is down here niggin', God. Okay, I know I told you I wouldn't use that word anymore, God, and I don't mean to, requests nothing look the moral of the story is niggas is down here nigging god okay i know i told you i wouldn't use that word anymore god and i don't mean to but i need you to understand the urgency of what some of your children is down here doing please give damien boyce the biggest come on now god jesus come on time to wrap some of this up okay i mean what did he think he gonna

rob me gunpoint and then hit me up on facebook like hey let's chill let's hang out i'm not doing that type of time that's that's that's that's why we should be extremely terrified of this current society that we live in jesus all right well thank you for that donkey today bet we'll see you tomorrow. Peace to BET. Peace BET. Yes. Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051.

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