The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Shoots Roommate In The Butt For Eating Last Hot Pocket

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

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Charlamagne, say the game, donkey under the shade Charlamagne You are a donkey It's time for Donkey of the Day Donkey of the Day does not discriminate I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit it with the heat Yeah, it's a breakfast club, bitches

Who's donkey of the day today? Well, Ed Sheeran, donkey of the day for wednesday may 24th goes to a 64 year old louisville kentucky man named clifton williams clifton is being charged with assault because he shot a man in the ass the next one will kill you oh son of a bitch he shot me in the ass that's right he gave a man a bullet to the buttocks now i know that there might be a number of valid reasons you could shoot a man in the ass even though i don't think anyone purposely shoots a man in the ass i think you might be aiming for a leg the back because unless you got a fatty like mine a man's ass isn't an easy target to hit

okay i'm not pausing that either all right i didn't get to this big age to have to be pausing You got a fatty like mine. A man's ass isn't an easy target to hit. Okay? I'm not pausing that either. I didn't get to this big age to have to be pausing myself. Just Hilarious, would you like to know why Clifton Williams took a hot one to his iron quarters? I would like to know. Let's go to WLKY-CBS for the report, please. And is charged with shooting his roommate during an argument over food. Clifton Williams faces an assault charge.

According to court records, Williams was mad because the man had eaten the last Hot Pocket. It happened Saturday night at their home on Hathaway Avenue. The victim was found a few blocks away on Beecher Street. In court today, a judge set Williams' bond at $7,500. Clifton Williams put a pistol to his roommate's posterior because his roommate ate the last Hot Pocket. Hot Pocket! Oh, my God. I wonder what burns more, getting shot in the ass

or when you bite into a Hot Pocket without waiting for it to cool off. Literally. What you think? I honestly feel like the Hot Pocket, I'd rather get shot in the ass than to... Bite into a Hot Pocket. That hurts like your tongue never heals from that. You gotta wait at least five minutes. And this poor man might have gotten burned twice that day.

Once when he bit into the Hot Pocket, then again when he got shot in the ass and what if he got gonorrhea that's three burns in a day now just hilarious one thing i know about you and your crew what's up your sister nye london your cousin y'all like to eat yes we do i've been around some hungry women in my life these baltimore bellies are set up a little bit different okay be more eat more it's actually unbelievable. But have you ever been in the position where you wanted to cause somebody physical harm because they ate something you wanted? I'm not going to lie. Yes.

Really? Yes, that's right. Have you ever had to put that? I asked London. She's lived with me, and she knows. You touch a flat, it's the problem. I like chicken wings all flat. You touch a flat, you're going to catch one to the back of the head.

Really? That's what it is. Yeah, I ain't going to shoot her, but but i'm gonna hit her okay all right i guess just can feel clifton's pain a lot of us can though because there's nothing worse than when you are expecting to come home and eat that one thing you've been thinking about all day you're playing out exactly how you're gonna eat it when you're gonna eat it and and don't you know let it be the thing you want to taste after you get high and it's not there okay you know you might be inclined to want to do some physical violence like just hilarious okay but let's be clear no we're not talking we're talking about clifton we're not talking about me yeah you're right you're right you're right we're talking about clifton okay and it's not about the

fact he ate the last hot pocket it's the principle of the matter okay that food is mine why would you violate my boundaries and eat what's mine without permission? And I can see how this escalated. Because in every argument, there's a moment when logic and common sense goes out the window and ego takes over. Okay, and the ego can easily be diffused with an apology. But in this situation, Clifton was probably mad about his hot pocket. He made a threat and his roommate probably told him, knock if you buck.

So Clifton knocked and his roommate probably had no idea that Clifton was capable of taking it. They might've been taunting him, daring him to shoot. Hmm. He said, Clifton knocked. Now I,

uh, I got a word from the high council of the fat lives matter community. You know who that is? That's big Mac from wilding out, dropping a clue box with big Mac, big Mac. Yes. and he informed uh he informed me just that all the fat people and people who identify as fat are actually applauding clifton for doing what they've only dreamed about doing but the high council of the fat lives matter community informed me that he should definitely

get donkey of the day for a shooting a man over a hot pocket duh and b for shooting a man over a hot pocket because a hot pocket doesn't fall for shooting a man over a hot pocket because a hot pocket doesn't fall directly under the shoot them in the ass category unless it was either the four cheese pizza one or the meatball and mozzarella if it was the ham and cheese or the philly cheesesteak one the most they would have accepted was a smack in the face maybe a headlock so they all agree this was too much so please give clifton clifton williams the biggest i really can't believe you put hands on london over some damn flats yeah i did i can't believe that you took any advice from the hr of fat people big mac are you serious he's the perfect person to

listen to in this situation yo but he like a different fat whoa that's like you know he's different with that i'm not he can't represent all the fat people why not he is a lot of fat people himself but it's like he can't it's different levels yo he can't be the one that the flavors he always talks about this council yeah i think it's just him. It is. He's his own board. It's like 12 people under that hoodie. I agree. Let's tell BET peace, Jess. Peace, BET.

Y'all gonna see me today, tomorrow, and every day after. Boom. Peace, BET. Now, do you want to do Jess Fix My Mess? I do. Okay, let's do some Jess Fix My Mess. Are you able to do it? I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. Matter of fact, give me a shot then. No. No more shots. Exactly. You was hungover from last night. Right. Give me a blunt.

You had an hour. I thought you took a smoke break. No, I didn't. I was doing other jobs. Oh, okay. All right. Let's see. Just Fix My Mess.

See, Jess has a podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network called Carefully Reckless, and she does a segment on there called Just Fix My Mess, where you can call in and ask for advice. Okay, she's not an expert of anything, but she has some experiences. So anyway, so what you can do is you can call in, and it can be about anything, relationships, jobs, family,

even a little bit of politics, but don't ask me nothing that has big words if you're going to talk about politics. You can ask me about what you should do as far as breaking up, how to go about breaking up with somebody. How to go about shooting your shot. You never know. I don't only cater to women. I cater to men and

then all others as well. So yeah, make sure you just call up and I can fix your mess. If I can't, it means you need to try to go do something else like pay somebody for some therapy. Like a real therapist. There you go. 1-800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club.