The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Sued For Donating Too Much Sperm After Allegedly Fathering 500 Kids

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

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You get donkey of the day, when you got ass. You get donkey of the day, when you got ass. You are a donkey. It's time for donkey of the day. Donkey of the day, huh? I'm gonna fatten all that shit around your eyes. They want this man to throw them blows, man. They wait for Charlamagne to tap these gloves.

Let's go. They have to make a judgment of who was gonna be on the donkey of the day. They chose you. It's a breakfast club, bitches. on the donkey of the day. They chose you. This is a breakfast club, bitches. Who's donkey of the day today? Well, donkey of the day for Friday, March 31st, Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday goes to a Dutch musician named Jonathan Jacob Meijer. Now, what does this have to do with Freaky Friday?

Well, Jonathan has donated sperm to at least 13 clinics, 11 in the Netherlands where he was blacklisted in 2017 for fathering 102 children. Jesus, that is a lot of baby batter. I mean, just unlimited clam sauce everywhere. Would you like a little gentleman's relish with that poom poom pastry? Of course you would. That's why you're here. Let's go to Vice News for the report, please. A prolific Dutch sperm donor alleged to have fathered hundreds of children

is being taken to court to stop him from conceiving anymore. The civil suit against Jonathan Jacob Meyer, a 41-year-old musician from The Hague who now lives in Kenya, has been launched by the DonorKind Foundation, a Dutch organization which supports donor children, and a mother who gave birth to a child conceived using his sperm. They're asking the court to take action to crack down on Meyer's excessive donation, which is in breach of existing rules in the Netherlands and many other countries. Thijs van der Meer, chair of the DonorKind Foundation, said in a statement that Meyer was believed to have fathered at least 550 children using at least

13 clinics around the world and using donation sites and social media to approach people wishing to conceive. She called him a prolific Dutch sperm donor. That sounds way too dignified. Listen to me. This week is all about accountability. OK, Trump was indicted, which is a great thing because it shows nobody is above the law, innocent until guilty of course but it still shows us some checks and balances so the same rules apply to jonathan now jonathan didn't commit a crime but he's being sued for allegedly increasing the risk of accidental incest see under dutch guidelines donors are not allowed to father more than 25 children or impregnate more than 12 women to prevent inbreeding incest or psychological problems for kids who find out they have a great number of siblings.

Basically, you can't just be out here sharing all that nizzle drizzle because you might end up slipping on some nut butter and falling into your sister's vagina. I don't know how any of that works, y'all. Okay, I have never in my life even considered the fact that if you are a person who fathers a whole bunch of kids, whether through, through you know donating penis marmalade or having kids the good old-fashioned nick canaway if you're doing it all over the globe the odds are high or at least high by lottery standards that it's a one in a 292 point million powerball type of chance that you could end up banging your sibling now the reason he's getting sued is

because the group alleges he has lied about the number of children he has fathered. OK, you heard the chairman of DonorKind. He also said we are taking action against this man because the government is doing nothing. OK, he has global reach via the Internet and he does business with a large amount of international sperm banks. Sidebar, what does the country do when a sperm bank needs a bailout? Think about it and get back to me but the lawsuit was brought on by a woman who gave birth to one of his kids in 2018 she said that if i had known he had already fathered more than 100 children i would have never chosen this

donor now i know nothing about donating sperm okay i have only shared my penis colada with one woman that is my wife but ladies i'm just asking okay feel free to let me know in the comments on social media when you go to a sperm bank does it matter how many kids the prick liquid has created huh this woman says when i think about the consequences this could have for my child i get sick to my stomach going to court is the only way to protect my child the reason this man jonathan is getting sued is because women pleaded with him to stop donating the daddy sauce okay now the foundation wants to ask the court to order with him to stop donating the daddy sauce okay now the foundation wants to ask the court to order jonathan to stop donating and to have all his stored sperm destroyed unless it is reserved for a woman who has already given birth to one of his children

how do you destroy sperm envy you thirsty now there's an aust an Australian couple who paid over $6,500 for Jonathan's high fructose porn syrup. And Jonathan did this under the name Rudd. Women are upset because he just won't stop. And women don't want to tell their child they have hundreds of siblings. Now Jonathan wrote a letter to the sperm bank. He said, dear JP Morgan Spank, I want to help people realize their dreams of having kids. I like to see that there are children of mine all over the world. This is extremely selfish and irresponsible.

OK, if you are a person who goes to a sperm bank to get some Pearl Jam and you want your donor to be in the child's life, how could you possibly be a father to hundreds of children, Jonathan? Not to mention you're probably about to lose millions of dollars that you don't have in lawsuits for no reason other than you can't stop spreading population pace all over the globe for no reason other than your own ego. Please give Jonathan Jacob Miger the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. I hope he loses it all. I really do. I hope he has to pay a dollar for every sperm that comes out when he ejaculates. Do you know that normally it's about 100 million sperm per ejaculation do you know that normally it's about a hundred million

sperm per ejaculation you know that so think about that imagine if the judge charges him a dollar but every sperm that comes out during ejaculation it's pretty nasty on a freaky freaky freaky friday oh that's why i did it on freaky freaky freaky friday i figured that yes all right well thank you for that donkey today. Quick question. You didn't answer the question, though. What happened to your Invisalign? I don't know.

I really don't know what happened to my Invisalign last night. I went to sleep last night with the top and bottom of my Invisalign, and I woke up this morning with just the bottom. Drop a bomb for Charlemagne. Boy, you mean. I just want you to be giving him ammunition by saying things like this. I just want you to know that. Yes, okay.

But I don't know where the top of my Invisalign is. But I have a sneaky suspicion one of my extraterrestrial cousins came and he took my top Invisalign. And I would just ask for them to give it back. They've collected enough DNA and hair samples and stuff from me over the years. Now, you'll find it later, though. No, because when whatever you swallow, it comes out. I didn't swallow my damn Invisalign. It was on my teeth.

All right. Okay. I don't like how you said that. You'll find it later. You'll find it later. I don't even like what you was implying just now. All right. Don't think about my butt, son.

I'm not. Okay? Good morning, Donnell. Good morning, Donnell. All right. When we come back, woosah, woosah, woosah. Clear your mind. Let's get serious.

Let's get serious. Act like you got some damn sense. Let's get serious. Senator Nina Turner is coming. That's right. Senator we come back, woosah, woosah, woosah. Clear your mind. Let's get serious. Let's get serious. Act like you got some damn sense. Let's get serious. Senator Nina Turner's coming. Senator Nina Turner will be joining us. A voice of reason. We need to hear from Nina Turner this week. We're going to talk to her when we come back. Also, Rip Michaels will be joining us this morning as well. Don't move.

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