The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Texts Homeowner About Cocaine He Left In House He Trespassed From

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Man Who Texts Homeowner About Cocaine He Left In House He Trespassed From. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is My Legacy. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlamagne. You're the only one Charlamagne is on. Damn Charlamagne, who you give a donkey of the day to now? A donkey of the day for Tuesday, March 4th, goes to a Florida man named Christopher Newton. Now, what does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. I have a theory that people don't know right from wrong anymore because of social media.

Let me explain. You can go on social media and literally witness any criminal activity you want. And we end up seeing these that we end up seeing these activities so much that some people probably don't even know what they're witnessing is criminal. OK, it's criminal when you watch people get punched in the face on social media. All right. It's criminal when you see folks flashing illegal guns on social media. It's criminal when you see people showing off drugs they are using and selling. OK, street racing, reckless racing reckless driving drifting animal abuse It's so many crimes we witness on social media

But because we don't see the consequences of them displaying this criminal behavior as often as we should a lot of people think this stuff Is normal well in the words and honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan just because something has become the norm doesn't mean it's normal and Mr. Louis Farrakhan, just because something has become the norm doesn't mean it's normal. And committing crime is never going to be normal. And just because you commit crimes and act like it's everyday, you know, regular smegle activities does not make what you doing not a crime. Okay. Christopher Newton didn't get that memo though, because he's out here moving like the crimes he's committing are normal.

According to Fox 13 Tampa Bay Christopher Nusum or Christopher Newton has been arrested on drug charges after deputies say he left a baggie of cocaine in a house he was being trespassed from. Now I have never heard the phrase he was being trespassed from. I've heard the phrase he was trespassing but I'm also not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary so maybe that's the proper way to reference that. I don't know but this is the Florida education system we are talking about but according to Fox 13 Tampa Bay But I'm also not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary. So maybe that's the proper way to reference that. I don't know. But this is the Florida education system we are talking about. But according to Fox 13 Tampa Bay, okay, a Florida man was arrested on drug charges after deputies say he left a baggie of cocaine in a home he was trespassed from.

Now what had happened was Christopher Newsome texted the homeowner who just asked him to leave about a bag of cocaine left on the nightstand. And he sent that text while deputies were at the house. Sidebar, the sooner you realize people be on cocaine, the less you take things personally. Back to the story. Now, according to the Homes County Sheriff's Office deputies, they responded to a call on Friday about having Christopher Newton removed from a home he was trespassing in and while on the scene, Christopher texted the homeowner saying he left a baggie of booger sugar on the nightstand. Deputies got consent to search the room where Christopher had been staying and found a plastic

bag of that happy dust, that nostril dandruff, so Christopher was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine. Now listen to me, it's unclear how long Christopher stayed in this house before he was asked to be removed for trespassing, but clearly he was either comfortable, high, or dumb enough to think he shared some type of relationship with this person to say, hey, I left my Bolivian marching powder on the nightstand.

Now I have another hypothetical. Whoever called the police on Christopher was either sniffing with him or fed up that he kept sniffing and wouldn't stop. When they got this text from Christopher, they got paranoid because they thought the cops would find the cocaine and they would go to jail for it. So they showed the police Christopher's text to save their own ass. The moral of the story is this.

A crime is a crime because we condemn it. And there are not a lot of crimes being condemned enough in our society so folks don't even know they are crimes. Possession of cocaine is indeed a crime. And to text somebody like you left your wallet when it's a bag of cocaine lets me know that there are people walking amongst us who don't know that sniffing cocaine is actually a crime. Envy, I'm sure you left your laptop or something at somebody's house before, right?

Laptop. Yeah. I thought you was about to say, I thought I was about to learn something new about you, Envy. I thought you was about to say he left his laptop, yes. What'd you thought I said? I thought you was gonna say he left his cocaine stand. Yeah, I was like, this is honestly.

I said, Jack, stop! I heard you. Stop, okay? Lauren, I'm sure you've left a wig or something on somebody's nightstand, but a bag of cocaine! You wouldn't just text, I'm sure you've left a wig or something on somebody's nightstand, but a bag of cocaine You wouldn't just text I left my cocaine on the nightstand. You can say yo, I left my laptop over there You can text that you can text. I left my wig over there, but to say I

You know you left your cocaine. That's not something you just say hey, I left that I'm coming back to get it Okay, but if I had left cocaine at somebody's house, I wouldn't text somebody and say hey, I left that I'm coming back to get it. Okay, but if I had left cocaine at somebody's house I wouldn't text somebody and say hey I left cocaine at your house. I would just say I just left something I'm coming back to get it. That's how we talk because we were raised in an era where we knew we were committing crimes We knew right from wrong, but we were trying to not get caught either this generation Don't know don't show I don't give a damn about being arrested for the blatant crimes they are committing. Please give Christopher Newton the biggest he-ho. Make sure this man last name Ed is Newton. I kept saying Newton, Newsome, all types of stuff. For the record I think it's a

worst crime to leave your wig somewhere and then your cocaine. How many times have you done it? Never. You never left your wig at somebody else? No, why would I just leave my wig? Like I'm just leaving with the braids? What is happening? What is it, the braids? Yes, I can see you doing that. I can see you being so confident.

I would never. Thinking you could just walk out the house without a wig on. I mean, I am beautiful, thank you. But no, I would never leave my wig just randomly. First of all, they cost a lot of money. Like these are not cheap. Your wigs? Yes. Why you say your wigs like that? You gotta pay to get them made. Okay. Stop playing with me. I meant to ask like now that Trump is putting the tariffs on like China and stuff like that. Uh-huh. How does that affect the wig? Really, then he's your wig's machine?

We we're gonna build them up. We're gonna build up the closet. All the girls are gonna have you know I mean fair has been sitting and waiting. Mahogany is here now. This is Mahogany Brown. So we're gonna build up a few more girlies so that way I can rotate and I'll be good. Okay. Well, congratulations. To me or the guy who got his cocaine back? No, congratulations. Congratulations to you.

Okay. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Mm-hmm. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hey, what's up y'all? This is Eric Andre. Well, they made a podcast called Bombing about absolutely tanking on stage. I tell gnarly stories and I talk to friends about their worst moments of bombing in all sorts of ways.

Bombing on stage, bombing in public, bombing in life. I want to know what's the worst way they ever bombed or have they ever performed way too drunk or high or was there ever a time where they thought they were going to crush and they stunk it up? Listen to Bombing with Eric Andre on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Bombing, bombing with Eric Andre. I'm Hunter, host of Hunting for Answers on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Join me every weekday as I share bite-sized stories of missing and murdered black women and girls in America. Stories like Erika Hunt. A young mother vanished without a trace after a family gathering on 4th of July weekend

2016. No goodbyes, No clues. Just gone. Listen to Hunting for Answers every weekday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Ow. Goes lower. From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20, comes an all-new fictional comedy podcast series.

Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to The Hook Up on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen

to your favorite shows. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin Luther King III. And together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends, Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives. Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelowo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter. Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is My Legacy.