The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man Visits Starbucks Naked Multiple Times To ‘See The Pretty Girls’

Episode Date: May 1, 2024

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some donkey today's just saw themselves yes donkey today for wednesday may 1st the first day of mental health awareness month goes to a west kenosha man named michael billingley okay michael billingley was arrested after being accused of driving through a starbucks naked multiple times let's go to 523 news for the report please west kenosha is closed for renovations but before the construction started broken era police say michael Billingsley showed up fully naked. That's crazy. Alexandria Moore works across the street at a music studio,

so Starbucks is a popular place to go for people who work in the strip where she works. Some of my students, they typically go over there like their moms or whomever will come and bring them coffee and stuff during the lesson when I'm teaching. And yeah, I know that they would probably be pretty disturbed as well. According to court records, Billingsley went to the Starbucks on March 30th, completely naked to pay for his coffee. And then again, a week later, playing porn on his phone and exposing himself. It left such an impression that people working there knew his order of large iced americano okay okay okay okay this man pulled up starbuck naked okay imagine you came to get a

caramel frappuccino blended beverage and here goes this man penis flapping in the parking lot now it wasn't that he was just driving around the parking lot naked as you heard one manager noticed him watching porn as he drove. He clearly wanted more than sweet cream on his pistachio frappuccino. Michael describes himself as an exhibitionist, which is a person who likes to be naked in public. Listen, people, they have nudist resorts for that. Okay. Do your Googles. It's nudist resorts and nudist colonies all over this country. Michael, what about your place of residence? Walk around the house naked. I don't know if you have a backyard or not, but walk around the backyard naked.

Go to the gym. Walk around the locker room naked like the old white men with little to no penis do. Okay, there is really no reason to just be showing up to Starbucks naked unless you are simply trying to go to jail. Now, what's interesting about this story is that Michael admitted to going to the Starbucks drive-thru multiple times naked to see the pretty girls. What part of that did he think was going to work? Now, you also heard in the news report, Michael left such an impression that people working there knew his order of a large iced Americano. I'm just saying. Now, see, if he walking around Starbucks naked and his order is a large iced Americano,

then as an exhibitionist people may appreciate your exhibition jess do you like to see large mocha cookie crumbles just hanging around huh i'm just saying i know i'm just saying i know being naked in public is inappropriate but if you saw a naked man just and it was just swinging would you look before you call the proper authorities yes and depending on how you know how it look i might not call them damn if i got my kids if i got kids like all right i'll put that away but you know would you put it on your story what no i'm not doing all that okay no okay well michael if you want to get with some of these pretty girls as you said you may want to put some clothes on and try a different approach.

I think approaching these pretty girls naked right out the gate, you might be moving a little too fast. Just my opinion. OK, showing up butt naked right out the gate. I don't think that's the best approach. OK. And listen, please keep in mind, I'm telling this story to simply say today is the first day of Mental Health Awareness Month. Mental Health Awareness was established in 1949 to increase awareness of the importance of mental health and wellness in Americans' lives and to celebrate recovery from mental illness. Let's keep that in mind next time you're ordering an iced chai tea latte at Starbucks and it's a man, you know, just a random penis roaming around the parking lot. All right. Please give Michael Billingly the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey. what all right please give uh michael billingly the sweet sounds of the hammer tones and size does matter because a smaller penis Would have got the police Called on them much faster Yeah

That's what I was saying Like no I'm not ready All this for what I can't Where is that Okay I'm calling the cops This woman is out here

Flashing her vagina That's what I'm saying My goodness Alright Yeah Thank you for that donkey of the day Wait what race is he Like who

Like do we have a picture of him We do have a picture of him I just wanted to see Are we gonna play a game We can play a game If y'all want to Okay You wanna play a game Let's? Like, do we have a picture of him? We do have a picture of him. I just wanted to see. Are we going to play a game? We can play a game if y'all want to. Okay. You want to play a game? Let's play a game.

Let's play a game of Guess What Race Is. I get my clues. Michael Billingly from West Kenosha, Wisconsin, was walking around a Starbucks parking lot butt naked multiple times, and he left such an impression that people knew his order of a large ice Americanicano dj envy guess what race is white okay okay what makes you say that you said he walked around multiple times if he would have been black they would have called the cops immediately well he went to different locations oh he went to different starbucks different starbucks yeah yeah i still

think he's white okay i think it's white behavior. All right. Just hilarious. Michael Billingly from West Kenosha, Wisconsin, was walking around a Starbucks naked multiple times, and he left such an impression that they knew his order of a large Dice Americano. Guess what race he is. Wait, one question. What size was the thing swinging?

Listen, let me ask. I was going to ask. You was going to ask that? Because that way we could tell what he was jesus i was that was my question yo damn okay what's that did it say what the description of length like what why are you batting your eyes like they said that he left such an impression okay that they knew his order of a large iced Americano. I would say, Blake. Damn, damn, damn! Well,

Tress Hilarious, DJ Envy. I don't know what this man is. I think this is what Kendrick is talking about on the Euphoria record. I don't know. He looks like he should just say nigg as well. He looks like a biracial. Yeah, he's giving biracial. It's black and something. I'm't know. He looks like he should just say Nick as well. He looks like a biracial.

Yeah, it's given biracial. It's black and something. I'm not sure. I don't know. Because, you know, you can see the texture of the hair. But then when you look at the face and the complexion, it's giving envy. But it don't give white. It don't give.

Don't say giving envy. I'm black. Don't say giving envy. We don't know. But we will just say we both was right. Yeah, I don't think I want to hear Michael say nigga no more. Okay. I don't know. All right.

Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes. Now, today is May 1st. Mm-hmm. It is the first day of Mental Health Awareness Month. That's right. And we have Elliot Coney joining us. We're going to kick it with him when we come back.

Elliot Coney is a psychotherapist who focuses on solution-focused therapy. And he has a new podcast called Family Therapy as well. But he's a great guy. So you'll hear from him in a second. All right. We'll get to that next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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