The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Man With Objectophilia. i.e A Sexual Balloon Fetish

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

Man With Objectophilia. i.e A Sexual Balloon Fetish Gets Donkey Of The DaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This gon' be a donkey, cause right now you want some real donkey shit. It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit me with the heel. Did she get donkey in the name please, Deli? Absolutely. I have become donkey of the day. It's the Breakfast Club, bitches. We're donkeys.

Yes, donkey of the day for Friday, February 17th goes to Akash Majumdar. I think I pronounced his name right. Definitely. I don't think I did. But he's 28 years old and hails from India. Now it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! You're not going to do it with me?

Well, where are we going? I'm going to do it again and I want you to participate. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! And listen, I'm not here to kink shame anyone. it's Friday so you know what that means it's Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday okay and listen I'm not here to kink shame anyone okay alright I know folks have all types of fetishes

and sexual attractions but we have to be honest people we're putting too many things on the menu nowadays oh boy alright folks have way too many choices alright way too many options and at some point we have to get back to the basics

salute to In-N-Out Burger Kara you from Los Angeles you know In-N-Out Burger very well I do okay when I'm on the west coast I love love in and out burger i will not be eating it anymore because i have to get my cholesterol down but the reason i'm saluting in and out burger is because they have the most basic menu on the planet double double cheeseburger hamburger fries bong that's it now they got the not so secret menu okay but there's nothing really crazy

on there double meat the three by three four by four If you really don't give a damn about clogging your arteries and just want to die. But the not so secret menu is kind of like these new sexual fetishes people have. Like I grew up in the 1900s when the menu was basic. When it came to sexual desires, men like women, women like men, men like men, women like men, women like women. OK, now it's just a free for all nowadays. OK, and it's just like a devil damn royal rumble when it comes to rubbing who you want to rub the right way and this guy akash has added something new to the menu see akash is sexually attracted to what the american government just shot out the sky no not the ufos the balloon yes akash is sexually attracted to

balloons he is currently in a high-flying, committed relationship with a bunch of balloons. I'm not making any of this up. Go to the NY post. The NY post said he loves these balloons so much that he could burst. Okay, he is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. I'm not talking about blow-up dolls. I'm talking about plain old store-bought balloons that you can blow up with your mouth. Okay?

It's a term for that. I can't pronounce it. Let's hear it. There are some researchers and psychologists who believe this is maybe just a type of sexual preference. So when we think about heterosexuality, homosexuality, recently there are people who say they're asexual.

So they really don't have any sexual preference towards a human being that this could potentially be thought of as that. So for them, loving, cuddling, very different physical anatomy, sexual preference towards a human being that this could potentially be thought of as that so for them loving cuddling very different physical anatomy that's not part of the picture i think the only concern i do have is that some of these individuals do have less relationships overall that's what they just don't connect well with other human beings and that is a concern and that yes see this man akash says

what started as a friendship is now inflated into something more he says he likes the balloons presence and warmth and he shares intimate feelings with balloons and vice versa let me tell you something man this is why humans don't deserve nice things and by nice things i mean women in the vaginas that come with them because we live in an era arguably the easiest time to get some ass. Okay, whatever kind of ass you want, whether it's man ass, woman ass, ass is easy to attain in 2023,

but folks don't even want it because the menu is too broad. Okay, forget the cheeseburger or the double-double. I would like a balloon. All right? Akash, you really need to see a therapist for your commitment issues, okay? Because you are only with these balloons

because you know the relationship won't last long. Balloons have a lifespan of between two and five days. So you fall in love with these balloons, you blow them up, okay? Make them think they're the only one, then pop! All right, I don't respect people who play with folks' hearts or even objects' hearts, all right? You need to tell these balloons you're here for a good time,

not a long time, because they aren't even here for a long time, all right? You are only telling these balloons you want to spend the rest of your life with them because you know their life will only last two to five days okay this man akash said that the balloon should have the freedom he's this is an exact quote he said these balloons should have the freedom and the chance to see the world and that is the reason why i walk with them everywhere if you really want a balloon to have freedom and you really want a balloon to see the world, just let the balloon go. Okay. That balloon will see more of the world from that view than you

ever will. Okay. Akash, you so full of it. I know you'd be gassing these balloons up. All right. Saying things like love is like a balloon, easy to blow up and fun to see grow, but hard to let go and watch fly away. You don't have to let them go because after two and five days, they shrivel up and deflate and get flaccid like a 60 plus year old artery clogged penis on their own okay we have to stop this because at some point akash is going to be outside the white house protesting because his next blessing is getting shot down by a half a million dollar missile if y'all don't want blm to turn the balloon lives matter this man has to be stopped now okay akash i'm not judging i'm just judging please give akash majumar the biggest hee-haw

and you know what i would like what what i was gonna say i don't agree okay explain if he wants to you know rub up against the balloon as long as he owns that balloon and he wants to change the balloon every day sometimes helium sometimes yellow sometimes blue sometimes red sometimes black i'd rather he do it with a balloon and something else. Yeah, but don't gas the balloon up. Don't blow the balloon up and make the balloon think that, you know, the balloon is the only one. When you know that balloon is only going to be around for two to five days. Does the balloon have feelings? Have you ever spoke to a balloon?

It sounds like a man out of his prime. Correct? Am I wrong? Am I wrong in this case? It does sound like a man out of his prime. You know what I'm saying? a man out of his prime. You know what I'm saying? He's out of his prime. I do want guys like Akash that have these fetishes towards objects.

Fetish. Fetishes. What did I say? Fetishes. These people that have these feces. I do want a guy to have his feces. These people who have these fetter lines towards objects. I want them to at least try some ass.

Just try some ass. Any ass. Man ass, woman ass ass just try it i promise you maybe he did i don't believe that and you swear you swear it's so easy to get ass is so easy to get if this man's hollering at balloons ass is not easy for him to get but you might be right i just wanted to try it if you try it and you still want the balloons that's on you for sure but just try it try some flesh try it do you know what the balloons, that's on you. For sure. But just try it. Try it. Try it.

Do you know what this gentleman looks like? Yes. Can we play a game? No, we will not play a game. Because if we play a game, I promise you, what Claudia said yesterday. Okay. All right. Enough said.

All right. What Claudia said yesterday, that we had to bleep. You don't want those problems. All right. Well, thank you for that dog for the day, sir. Okay, touche. Touche. Touche.

Something happened. Touche. I missed it. I don't even want to quote Jay-Z, girls, girls, girls. All right. When we come back, Notori Norton will be joining us.

That's right. She's in a new flick called 88. Executive produced by me that's out in theaters today. Congratulations. Thank you. And we're going to talk to her when we come back.

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