The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Math Teacher Puts Students In Chokehold; One Losses Consciousness

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

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It's called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard Damn Solomon who got the donkey of the day today Well just hilarious donkey of the day for Friday March 10th goes to Stefania Santabria She is a 50 year old 5th grade math instructor. Listen to what I said. 50 year old 5th grade math instructor. Math. Math. Okay.

The area of knowledge that includes the topics of numbers, formulas, and related structures shapes and spaces. Okay. You know 5 plus 5. 6 times 2. 8 divided by 4. We all know what math is. And when you're in 5th, those students, you know, they focused on adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing whole numbers, fractions, decimals.

You know what I'm talking about, okay? Well, Stefania Santabria, the fifth grade math teacher, faces charges including strangulation in the second degree, risk of injury to a minor, and reckless endangerment in the first degree. How did we get to that equation, okay? What plus what equals strangment in the first degree. How did we get to that equation? Okay, what plus what equals strangulation in the second degree, risk of injury to a minor and reckless endangerment in the first degree? Well, let's go to ABC7 New York for the report, please.

Okay, Liz, usually when we hear about chokeholds in the news, we're hearing about something that police are not supposed to do because it's dangerous. Well, in this case, a teacher who was working as a math coach is accused of putting a fifth grader in a chokehold now this was supposed to be educational a demonstration but the school district says that student fainted letting us know that a staff member there a math coach had rendered one of the students unconscious according to the police reports it happened while teaching a group of fifth graders a defensive jiu-jitsu move and demonstrating on three of them. Someone alerted the school nurse. The student

regained consciousness it says the reports within seconds. Any idea how it came to be that she was teaching them martial arts when she's a math coach? You know the so the investigation is still ongoing. We're not sure exactly why she decided to do that. An investigation that resulted in an arrest a week later of 50-year-old Stephanie Sanabria at her home in Danbury. She's facing serious charges, strangulation, risk of injury to a minor, and reckless endangerment. Ma'am, ma'am, you're supposed to be a math teacher, not math hoffer. Hello?

Okay? This is what I be trying to explain to my wife. I don't understand this new math at all, okay? Now, I'm all for teaching kids how to defend themselves, but I'm also all for everyone staying in their damn lane. If the class is math, if the subject is math, if you are indeed a math instructor, then why the hell are you teaching my child how to do a redneck and chokehold? Okay?

You're supposed to be teaching calculus, not the camel clutch. You're supposed to be teaching my child how to do a red naked choco okay you're supposed to be teaching calculus not the camel clutch you're supposed to be teaching my child how to do fractions not picky for leg locks okay this is the problem with the era we in everybody thinks they're an expert at everything nobody is actually in alignment with their actual purpose okay when you see a math teacher teaching kids how to do tech debiase's million dollar dream then best believe the math ain't maffin now we are parents in this room tamar what do you do when your child comes home and says her math is corrupt to put them in the cripple car the cripple crossface oh pray for me and somebody go get my bell oh baby it's going down yeah i would have to have that math teacher teach me so i can teach her yeah and what about you ah well female teachers they got to deal with gear i'm sure gear will put her in the brooklyn have that math teacher teach me so I can teach her. Yeah. And B, what about you?

Ah, well, female teachers, they got to deal with Gia. I'm sure Gia will put her in the Brooklyn headlock somehow, some way. Knock her right out. Gia put you in a chokehold before, right? She did. Yeah. And I almost passed out. Like, I was tapping the side. Really?

Yeah, so now we can't play flight anymore because she had me in a lot and I couldn't get out. And I was dying. And I was dying. It's not funny, though. Dropping the clues, monster Gia. Don't you do it. Don't you tap the bomb. And I was dying. And I was dying. It's not funny, though. Dropping the Clues Monster gear. Don't you do it. Don't you stop the bomb.

That's a shame. Maybe you can't beat nobody in this house. Not Gia, not Logan. Like, nobody can take. I can take Peyton. She won. Okay. Now, I will shoot this teacher a little, Bell.

Maybe she's been seeing all these teachers online getting beat up by kids. So she was doing some preventative measures. She just had to let these little kids know that she knows a little something, something, just in case one of them get too sporty. OK, sometimes you got to show people your strength so they know not to play with you. But here's the thing, Miss Math Inscriptor. When playing with other people's kids or should I say when causing harm to other people's children, you need to ask yourself one simple question. Why is the math book sad? I repeat, why is the math book sad i repeat why is the math book sad because it has too many problems and that's exactly that's exactly what you're gonna have

and deserve to have putting other people's kids in the cobra clutch okay please give stefania santa bria the sweet sound of the hamletones oh now you are the donkey of the day you are the donkey of the day 50 years old big age of 50 still making choices like that. That's crazy. Yes, it is. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Now, when we come back, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. This conversation actually came from... We might as well do it. Let's do it.

All right. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. All right. Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question is, all right, so can you say that another man is sexy? That's where the question comes from. Sexy?

Yes, sexy. Can a man say another man is sexy? And how do women look at a man if a man says another man is sexy? Now, this comes yesterday. Sexy? Sexy. We were behind the scenes yesterday. Is it attractive?

You said sexy, bro. You should feel attacked. I didn't say that. You should feel attacked. That came from two places. One, this audio right here charlemagne i think kind of have a he seemed like oh he a little bit he seemed like a he have a kind of a womanly look he's beautiful yeah dude you tell me charlemagne ain't fine bro come on though oh you put him in

a wig dog some basketball player is gonna f**k him that's a theo vaughn all i hear is theo vaughn preaching all right i don't know why y'all trying to discourage people from telling the pure and adulterated truth on this world that and yesterday after the show we were talking about michael b jordan we were talking about jonathan mages and charlotte bain was like yeah they're sexy that is not what i said what i said was people what i said was people just need to come men need to just come to the term. What was I saying? Men need to just understand that women find these brothers sexy. That's what I said.

Okay. You sure? I'm pretty sure that's what I said. There are three people who said that you had said that these men were sexy. If I did say that, I'm sure I was just being funny in the room. No, you wasn't being funny in the room. I understand Michael B. Jordan. I mean, he has a spirit over him.

So I understand. What that mean? He has that sexy... He got a strong, sexy spirit. A strong spirit of sexy? So we're asking... A strong spirit of sexy. 5-8-5-1-0-5-1.

That's what we be making men jealous right there when women talk about other men like that. That's what you would love to hear about yourself. Oh, Lord Jesus, he does. You got a strong spirit of sexier women. My wife tells me that all the time. She don't count. You hear that all the time.

You been hearing that for years. All right. Do we have audio? If you trust me enough to let me put my lips on your d***, I'm going to grip like a pit bull. I'm not f***ing sheep. I'm f***ing man first.

I don't know what this is. What? Well, that's audio of Charlamagne talking about other men. So we'll talk about that when we come back. Wow. I have no idea what that is. I was not ready. I was not ready either. I wasn about other men. So we'll talk about that when we come back. Wait. I have no idea what that is. I was not ready.

I was not ready either. I wasn't ready either. Can we hear that again? Play that again. Can you trust me enough to let me put my lips on your d***? No, you're not. I'm going to grip like a pit bull. I'm not f***ing you.

I'm going to f*** you man first. I don't even know what that is. Well, you have to explain it. That's you? That's your voice? I don't want to spit on the mic during this one. Wait. So you have a history of this.

That's what we're saying. Of course I do. That's me. All right. 800-585-1051. The question is again, men, can you call another man sexy or attractive? Why can't I be sexy though? Yes, you can call another man.

Yes, you can say that man is attractive. Attractive is not sexy. That's two different words. Yeah, because sexy is a sexual attraction. So that's different. If you say, yeah, that's a good looking brother right there, you can do that. Why can't you do that? Let's talk about it

when we come back. And ladies, if your man says another man is sexy or another man is attractive, is that okay with you? Y'all are some crazy humans. You can't look at another brother

and be like, that's a good-looking brother right there. Or even some brothers could inspire you. You should look at Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan Majors

and want to do a push-up or two. I agree with that. But do you think they sexy? Do you? I asked you. I don't know what I mean? I agree with that. But do you think they sexy? Do you? I asked you. I don't know. I'm not sexually attracted to them. This guy is crazy.

Not you first. Not you first. You first. Do you? Do you? You tell me first. You first. You first.

Wow. This is getting awkward. Interesting at the breakfast club, Jon. It's the breakfast club. Come on. The breakfast club. Donkey of the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff.

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You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. As a kid, to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best,

and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.

Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Did you know, did you know, I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a moment. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8,

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