The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Michael Jackson Steals Truck Then Asks Stranger For Gas

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man named Michael Jackson who stole a truck, then asked a stranger for gas. Listen for more!"YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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spectacular new home, but little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. With a donkey, it's time the donkey of the day. The bunch of don'tsies around here. Yes, you are a donkey. What the hell? What the hell is?

Some donkey today's just saw themselves. Charlemagne, give it to him. Breakfast club all day. Give it to him. Oh, man, Salamane. Who you giving a donkey to do today? Well, donkey today for Tuesday, October 21st, goes to a southeast, Kansas man named Michael Jackson, okay?

And not the one who sang Billy Jean. need y'all to know that. Okay, the Crawford County Sheriff's Office made that perfectly clear. They literally said verbatim, not the one who sang Billy Jean. We are such an unsurious people. Okay. Now, let me tell y'all something, and I really want y'all to remember this, if you don't listen to another word that ever comes out of Uncle Charlotte's mouth, just please listen to this, okay? Whenever someone tells you to not call the cops about something, call the cops about that something, okay? That's just a pretty good rule of thumb to follow. See, happened was Michael Jackson stole

a 2003 Chevrolet Silverado and deputies received the call that a man had pulled into a residence and asked the homeowner for gas and to not call the cops. See this man Michael Jackson stole the car didn't have no gas

in the car and then pulled into a random stranger's house asking for gas. Michael Jackson, you don't know how any of this works do you? Okay, you think you can just steal a truck, pull up to a random stranger's house for gas. and then moon walk out of the situation like that's normal. Absolutely not.

Okay. Now, let's discuss, all right. When stealing a car, make sure the car got gas in it, okay? Why the hell would you steal a car that may or may not have enough gas in it? Okay, what if you need to do a quick getaway? What if the cops are chasing you and you on E? Okay, Michael Jackson, you're supposed to be a smooth criminal, okay? Not to mention, why would you stop at some random stranger's house for gas?

Where was Exxon? Where was Wawa? Where was Span? Where was Shell? The Michael Jackson, I know, said don't stop till you get enough. You had to stop because you needed gas. Y'all are not the same. Okay, see, I love people who plan all the way to the end, all right?

That's law 29 and the 48 laws of power. Make detailed plans with a clear ending. Think far ahead. Take into account all possible developments. Plan all the way to the end. And don't be swayed by wishful thinking. Then pursue your plans and don't be tempted from your past. This Michael Jackson didn't do that.

And when you want to be starting something, you have to know how that's starting going in because the only thing this Michael Jackson got started was a police report. Okay? I just don't understand people sometimes, man. Folks commit crimes so ridiculous that I think they do it on purpose.

Okay, times are hard out here. Housing is not affordable. 42 million people are at risk of losing their food stamps right now. Okay, there are some with no home, not a nickel alone. Could it be really me pretending that they're not alone? If you don't got nothing else going on in life, maybe jail is a viable option. Okay, some people don't have no family. Some people don't care about freedom like that.

But I wish that I could have told Michael Jackson, you are not alone. Okay, you don't have to do this, all right? There is a place for you in this society, but I can't make you believe that. All right, the change you seek starts with you. Yes, the man in the mirror, Michael, I'm asking you to change your petty, criminal ways. If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change. Change. Please give this southeast Kansas man named Michael Jackson the biggest he-he. He-he. I just want to let anybody know that if you steal my car or my wife's

car give yourself a little extra time to go to the gas station like that's we ain't never got no gas for some reason in the car yo he gave him a he that's what he's going to say when they're asking what's his agenda during the intake process he he yes you're okay are you okay

that's so funny all right well thank you thank you for that donkey of the day now when we come back jeremy meet Renner will be joining us. Hawkeye. Mayor of Kingston, Hawkeye. Season 4 of Mayor of Kingston will be out Sunday, this Sunday, October 26. I thought it was Kingstown.

It's Kingston? Or Kingston. Kingston. I said, you made a white man to imagine. Yeah, damn. Mayor of Kingston. Also known as Hansel. From Hansel and Greta. All right. All right. We'll talk

to him next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Donkey today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamenssoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michaeldebore.com. That's Michaeltobleau.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News keeps you on top of the biggest stories of the day.

My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day. Stories that move markets. Chair Powell opened the door to this first interest rate cut. impact politics, change businesses. This is a really stunning development for the AI world and how you think about your bottom line. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example.

Listen to Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Cal Penn, and on my new podcast, here we go again. We'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? Each week, I'm calling up my friends, like Bill Nye, Lily Singh, and Pete Buttigieg to talk about everything from the space race to movie remakes to psychedelics. Put another way, are you high? Look, the world can seem pretty scary right now. But my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future.

Listen and subscribe to Here We Go Again with Cal Penn on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Two rich young Americans move to the cost. to reconjungle to start over, but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.