The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: New Jersey Woman Taunts Tiger At The Zoo, Charged With Trespassing

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a New Jersey woman who was charged with trespassing after she decided to taunt a tiger at the zoo. Listen for more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...cy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still
Starting point is 00:00:53 the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap and another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history,
Starting point is 00:02:03 like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands
Starting point is 00:02:58 or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, August 27. Goes to a young woman named Zyra J. Dennis. I think I'm pronouncing her name right.
Starting point is 00:03:27 She's 24 years old of Millville, New Jersey, and she was recently accused of defiant trespassing and violating two city ordinances. Ordinances. How do you pronounce that? Ordinances. Okay. I know what you're thinking.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Charlamagne can't pronounce nothing. But also you're thinking, trespassing Uncle Charlotte? Really? People violate city... What is it? Ordinances. You're saying it right.
Starting point is 00:03:49 You just say like H at the end. Ordinance. Ordinance. Ordinance. People violate city ordinances every day, B. Okay? We'll wait until you hear where she was trespassing at.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Let's go to ABC. Let's go to 6 ABC News Philly for the report, please. A South Jersey woman is now facing charges after police say video shows her climbing into a zoo enclosure. 24-year-old Zaire Dennis is facing one count of defiant trespassing. Police say she hopped a fence and entered a restricted area with the tigers.
Starting point is 00:04:17 This at the Kohanzik Zoo in Bridgeton. Authorities say she then enticed one of the 500-pound Bengal tigers by putting her hand through the wire enclosure. No one was hurt, but now Dennis is officially facing charges. Lions, tigers, bears, oh my. Zaire thought she was Detective Lieutenant Marcus Miles Bennett in Bad Boys Ride or Die. You don't believe you can die, huh? Okay, what reason other than possibly being high on fentanyl or some type of drug, would you jump into a cage at the zoo? Ma'am, do you realize tigers are ambush predators, okay, that primarily hunt large prey like wild boars and deers, but they also have a taste for monkeys, buffalo, sloth bears, leopards, and even crocodiles.
Starting point is 00:05:02 So what would make you believe that a tiger wouldn't make an entree out of you? Okay, you jumping into a tiger's cage at the zoo and the tiger is thinking well damn dinner delivered itself today. Okay, you jumping into a tiger cage is literally the animal version of Uber Eats. All right, tigers like I didn't know to take out but today I'll make an exception. You know what I really dislike about stories like this though? If that tiger would have made a meal out of you, they would have killed the tiger. Okay, why would you kill a tiger for being a tiger? If you was a human jumping in a cage with a tiger, I'm just going to assume you volunteering to be a value meal.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Okay, Zyra, did you lose a bet? Are you trying to go viral, thrill-seeking? Did you want to see what it feels like to be a whopper junior? I don't know what the issue is with you. Okay, now I don't like zoos either. Okay, zoos are animal prisons. And there's a reason that they keep these animals in cages at the zoo.
Starting point is 00:05:49 It's because they are actually wild animals. Okay, razor sharp claws, bite force that snaps bones like twigs. These aren't house cats. And I believe that because of Frosted Flakes and Tony the Tiger, folks have this perception of tigers and they think tigers are sweet,
Starting point is 00:06:06 and it's all fun and games until you're in the digestive system of this apex predator. What happened to common sense? How many times has this woman watched The Life of Pi to think this was a good idea? Okay, Life of Pi came out, what, 12 years ago? Zyra is 24, so that's half her age.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I could see her watching this as a child and having it stuck in her mind that one day she too will form an unexpected bond with a tiger. But Zyra, this ain't a movie, man. Okay, you not gonna miraculously tame this wild beast and walk away not a snack. Peter, where y'all at? Okay,
Starting point is 00:06:38 this is when y'all supposed to be on someone like Zyra's ass because she's endangering the lives of animals that are already in zoo prison and we don't need copycats okay because these animals minding their business and then people start jumping in their cages all right I'm a tiger I see you apple bees all you can eat buffet now I get put down after enjoying a delicious treat because you decided you ma'am human not to use common sense please give Zaya J Dennis the biggest hee-haw.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Oh, now you are. We have somebody new running the boards. You want to play a game? I ain't letting this place scratch me out. I already know how bootleg this place can be. You want to play a game? Sure. Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Zyre J. Dennis, 24 years old of Millville, New Jersey, jumped into a tiger's cage at the zoo. DJ Envy, Guess What Race It Is. Latino. Oh. Suavemente. Suavemente. Suavemente.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Why do you think she Latino? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. You just thought she Latino? I just know he didn't have the music, and I just wanted to see what he was going to do for not having the music. Lauren LaRosa, Jair J. Dennis, 24 years old of Millville, New Jersey, decided to jump into the tiger's cage at the zoo. Guess what? Right she is!
Starting point is 00:08:09 Giving a little mayonnaise. A little mayonnaise. Shake it off! Oh, no, that's not it. That's not it. Wait, what you were saying? Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Alright. DJ Envy, Lauren LaRosa, I want you both to know that you are
Starting point is 00:08:23 absolutely positively wrong. Zyra J. Dennis is black. Oh, man. Is she black? Yeah, she's black. She's black. Her edges is laid. You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:08:35 She jumped over that fence. She must have just been having a day. Pretty, too. She might need some help. Pretty. She want to pet the tiger? It might be more serious than what we understand, y'all. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:08:44 Because. Did she do it for the gram? I don't know why she did it. Oh, for TikTok. Look at her trying to feed the tiger. She a pretty young girl. Y'all keep saying she pretty. What does it have to do with anything?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Pretty people make better decisions or something? I mean, I ain't going to say that. I'm just saying if you ugly, we can understand why you want to get eaten. I can't don't need for this pretty girl to be doing stuff like this. Yeah. Okay? All right. That ponytail is late.
Starting point is 00:09:09 All right. Look, Brandon, it's your age group. You know he don't like black women. Look at Brandon. Brandon want to eat them more than the tiger right now. Brandon was interested when I said it was mayonnaise. Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah. That ain't Brandon taste. All right. I'm sorry. Brandon like white meat. Okay. Black man from Ghana that like white meat. So like we said, our producers are out.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Both of our producers are out. So it's been kind of hectic up here the last couple of days. That's why you haven't heard the sound effects. Now. DVD with the subtitles is crazy. The reason I do this is because we just got another one. So Big Mac, our producer, sent us this as a topic. He says, more women in the U.S. are skipping
Starting point is 00:09:47 college for vocational schools and pursuing careers as electricians, car mechanics, and drivers. He's saying that people feel that men are the new, sorry, women are the new men. So the question is, 800-585-1051, are men becoming too soft that women have
Starting point is 00:10:03 to take on traditional men roles? A lot of women not wearing deodorant nowadays either, so they be musty. So that's a great vocation. I like the fact that they in vocational school. 800-585-1051. Are men becoming too soft that women are now taking on traditional men roles? I don't think it got nothing to do with being soft. I just think the women are smarter.
Starting point is 00:10:21 They know where the money at. Yeah, but listen, let me tell you. That's why I said whoa. That is a bit of a stretch. It's a $2 billion. Why are you looking at me? That's him. Mac.
Starting point is 00:10:31 There you go. Look at him. That question was a little biased just a little bit. It's the way you worded it. It's a $2 billion industry. I'm sorry. People are $2 billion in debt. I don't know what you're talking about right now.
Starting point is 00:10:45 People are not going to traditional schools anymore because of the amount of debt in the U.S. The investment is not worth what you're saying. And we'll take your calls when we come back. Y'all can tell I went to a vocation. Let's call girl Jordan the welder. Jordan, call in right now, Jordan. Jordan is a welder that listens to us all the time. She's been listening to us for years. She makes a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:11:01 That's right. And we'll talk about when we come back at the Breakfast Club. Come on. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Wake that ass up.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best,
Starting point is 00:11:41 and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, this is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings.
Starting point is 00:12:28 It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app,
Starting point is 00:12:55 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama
Starting point is 00:13:32 who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Blacklit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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