The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: New Jersey Woman Taunts Tiger At The Zoo, Charged With Trespassing
Episode Date: August 27, 2024Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a New Jersey woman who was charged with trespassing after she decided to taunt a tiger at the zoo. Listen for more!!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...cy information.
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Damn, Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today?
Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Tuesday, August 27. Goes to a young woman named Zyra J. Dennis.
I think I'm pronouncing her name right.
She's 24 years old of Millville, New Jersey,
and she was recently accused of defiant trespassing
and violating two city ordinances.
Ordinances.
How do you pronounce that?
Ordinances.
Okay.
I know what you're thinking.
Charlamagne can't pronounce nothing.
But also you're thinking,
trespassing Uncle Charlotte?
Really?
People violate city...
What is it?
Ordinances.
You're saying it right.
You just say like H at the end.
Ordinance.
Ordinance.
Ordinance.
People violate city ordinances every day, B.
Okay?
We'll wait until you hear
where she was trespassing at.
Let's go to ABC.
Let's go to 6 ABC News Philly
for the report, please.
A South Jersey woman
is now facing charges
after police say video shows her climbing into a zoo enclosure.
24-year-old Zaire Dennis is facing one count of defiant trespassing.
Police say she hopped a fence and entered a restricted area with the tigers.
This at the Kohanzik Zoo in Bridgeton.
Authorities say she then enticed one of the 500-pound Bengal tigers
by putting her hand through the wire enclosure. No one was hurt, but now Dennis is officially
facing charges. Lions, tigers, bears, oh my. Zaire thought she was Detective Lieutenant
Marcus Miles Bennett in Bad Boys Ride or Die. You don't believe you can die, huh? Okay, what reason
other than possibly being high on fentanyl or some type of drug, would you jump into a cage at the zoo?
Ma'am, do you realize tigers are ambush predators, okay, that primarily hunt large prey like wild boars and deers,
but they also have a taste for monkeys, buffalo, sloth bears, leopards, and even crocodiles.
So what would make you believe that a tiger wouldn't make an entree out of you?
Okay, you jumping into a tiger's cage at the zoo and the tiger is thinking well damn dinner delivered itself today.
Okay, you jumping into a tiger cage is literally the animal version of Uber Eats.
All right, tigers like I didn't know to take out but today I'll make an exception.
You know what I really dislike about stories like this though?
If that tiger would have made a meal out of you, they would have killed the tiger.
Okay, why would you kill a tiger for being a tiger?
If you was a human jumping in a cage with a tiger, I'm just going to assume you volunteering to be a value meal.
Okay, Zyra, did you lose a bet?
Are you trying to go viral, thrill-seeking?
Did you want to see what it feels like to be a whopper junior?
I don't know what the issue is with you.
Okay, now I don't like zoos either.
Okay, zoos are animal prisons.
And there's a reason that they keep these animals
in cages at the zoo.
It's because they are actually wild animals.
Okay, razor sharp claws,
bite force that snaps bones like twigs.
These aren't house cats.
And I believe that because of Frosted Flakes
and Tony the Tiger,
folks have this perception of tigers
and they think tigers are sweet,
and it's all fun and games
until you're in the digestive system
of this apex predator.
What happened to common sense?
How many times has this woman watched The Life of Pi
to think this was a good idea?
Okay, Life of Pi came out, what, 12 years ago?
Zyra is 24, so that's half her age.
I could see her watching this as a child
and having it stuck in her mind that one day
she too will form an unexpected
bond with a tiger. But Zyra, this ain't
a movie, man. Okay, you not gonna miraculously
tame this wild beast
and walk away not a snack.
Peter, where y'all at? Okay,
this is when y'all supposed to be on someone like
Zyra's ass because she's endangering
the lives of animals that
are already in zoo prison
and we don't need copycats okay because these animals minding their business and then people
start jumping in their cages all right I'm a tiger I see you apple bees all you can eat buffet
now I get put down after enjoying a delicious treat because you decided you ma'am human not
to use common sense please give Zaya J Dennis the biggest hee-haw.
Oh, now you are.
We have somebody new running the boards.
You want to play a game?
I ain't letting this place scratch me out.
I already know how bootleg this place can be.
You want to play a game?
Sure.
Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right.
Zyre J. Dennis, 24 years old of Millville, New Jersey,
jumped into a tiger's cage at the zoo.
DJ Envy, Guess What Race It Is.
Latino.
Oh.
Suavemente.
Suavemente.
Suavemente.
Why do you think she Latino?
I don't know.
Okay.
I don't know.
You just thought she Latino? I just know he didn't have the music, and I just wanted to see what he was going to do for not having the music.
Lauren LaRosa, Jair J. Dennis, 24 years old of Millville, New Jersey, decided to jump into the tiger's cage at the zoo.
Guess what?
Right she is!
Giving a little mayonnaise. A little mayonnaise.
Shake it off!
Oh, no, that's not it. That's not it.
Wait, what you were saying?
Shake it off. Shake it off.
Shake it off. Alright.
DJ Envy, Lauren LaRosa,
I want you both to know that you are
absolutely positively wrong.
Zyra J. Dennis is black.
Oh, man.
Is she black?
Yeah, she's black.
She's black.
Her edges is laid.
You see what I'm saying?
She jumped over that fence.
She must have just been having a day.
Pretty, too.
She might need some help.
Pretty.
She want to pet the tiger?
It might be more serious than what we understand, y'all.
What you mean?
Because.
Did she do it for the gram?
I don't know why she did it.
Oh, for TikTok.
Look at her trying to feed the tiger.
She a pretty young girl.
Y'all keep saying she pretty.
What does it have to do with anything?
Pretty people make better decisions or something?
I mean, I ain't going to say that.
I'm just saying if you ugly, we can understand why you want to get eaten.
I can't don't need for this pretty girl to be doing stuff like this.
Yeah.
Okay?
All right.
That ponytail is late.
All right.
Look, Brandon, it's your age group.
You know he don't like black women.
Look at Brandon.
Brandon want to eat them more than the tiger right now.
Brandon was interested when I said it was mayonnaise.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
Yeah.
That ain't Brandon taste.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Brandon like white meat.
Okay.
Black man from Ghana that like white meat.
So like we said, our producers are out.
Both of our producers are out.
So it's been kind of hectic up here the last couple of days.
That's why you haven't heard the sound effects.
Now.
DVD with the subtitles is crazy.
The reason I do this is because we just got another one.
So Big Mac, our producer, sent us this as a topic.
He says, more women in the U.S. are skipping
college for vocational schools and
pursuing careers as electricians,
car mechanics, and drivers.
He's saying that people feel that men
are the new, sorry, women
are the new men. So the question is,
800-585-1051,
are men becoming too soft that women have
to take on traditional men roles?
A lot of women not wearing deodorant nowadays either, so they be musty.
So that's a great vocation.
I like the fact that they in vocational school.
800-585-1051.
Are men becoming too soft that women are now taking on traditional men roles?
I don't think it got nothing to do with being soft.
I just think the women are smarter.
They know where the money at.
Yeah, but listen, let me tell you.
That's why I said whoa.
That is a bit of a stretch.
It's a $2 billion.
Why are you looking at me?
That's him.
Mac.
There you go.
Look at him.
That question was a little biased just a little bit.
It's the way you worded it.
It's a $2 billion industry.
I'm sorry.
People are $2 billion in debt.
I don't know what you're talking about right now.
People are not going to traditional schools anymore because of the amount
of debt in the U.S.
The investment is not worth what you're saying. And we'll take your calls
when we come back. Y'all can tell I went to a vocation.
Let's call girl Jordan the welder. Jordan, call in
right now, Jordan. Jordan is a welder that
listens to us all the time. She's been listening to us
for years. She makes a lot of money.
That's right. And we'll talk about when we come back
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Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club.
As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions,
but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best,
and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey everyone, this is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th,
1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world.
We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together.
So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Hello, my undeadly darlings.
It's Teresa, your resident ghost host.
And do I have a treat for you.
Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.
We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on.
So join me, won't you?
Let's dive into the eerie unknown together.
Sleep tight, if you can.
Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, y'all. Niminy here.
I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast
for kids and families called Historical Records.
Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman,
Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.
Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.
Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama
who refused to give up her seat on the city bus
nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.
Check it.
And it began with me.
Did you know, did you know?
I wouldn't give up my seat.
Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.
Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise.
Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series,
Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for
the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end
of a busy day. From thought-provoking
novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Blacklit
on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.