The Breakfast Club - Donkey Of The Day: Callers Nominate Their Own Donkey

Episode Date: May 14, 2019

Charlamagne was out of today's episode so DJ Envy & Angela Yee give the callers opportunities to nominate someone for Donkey of the Day! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are a donkey. It's time for donkey of the day. Donkey of the day, huh? I'm going to fatten all that shit around your eyes. They want this man to throw them blows, man. They wait for Charlamagne to tap these gloves. Let's go.

You have to make a judgment of who was going to be on the donkey of the day. They chose you. This is a breakfast club, bitches. Who's donkey of the day they chose you the breakfast club bitches who's donkey of the day today hello who's this morning carla hey mama who you want to give donkey today too my damn self uh-oh what'd you do all right it was one of those days we all know so that at first i wasn't gonna do nothing i'll just cook and relax and then i had some white henny so i was like get it crack. Crack the bottle, Karna. Drink the bottle. And I drank so many shots that I'm sitting here, I'm running late.

Trying to fight through traffic. I even went the wrong way today. And I'm listening to Root every day. I'm just so mad at myself. I'm like, Karna, you're such a donkey. So wait, you drank a whole bottle of white henny? No, no, no, no. Well, damn near.

Not like that, like that, because I haven't sipped on it before. But kind of, well, a little bit. Are you still drunk now? Yeah, she sounds it. A little bit, damn near. Not like that, like that, because I haven't sipped on it before, but kind of, well, a little bit. Are you still drunk now? Yeah, she sounds it. A little bit, maybe. You're not driving, are you? Girl, I ain't drunk. I ain't driving.

I can't get to work. No, I'm regular. I went to sleep for like eight hours so far. Okay, woo. All right, Mama, thank you. Hello, who's this? Shanika. Hey, Shanika.

Who you want to give donkey today to? To my kid's dad. Wow, what happened? He's a donkey. What'd he do? He don't to? To my kids, dad. Wow, what happened? He's a donkey. What did he do? He didn't do anything for his kids. Damn.

He got a name? You want to see his name? Um, yeah. Yeah. So wait, wait. He didn't do anything for the kids or he never does anything or he just didn't do anything yesterday? Um, well, he bought a case of diapers for my daughter, but the last child support check I got was $10 in December. Woo!

Yeah, he deserves it then. Yeah, he's a donkey. Yes. Thank you, Mama. Hey, who's this? This Q. Q, who you want to give Donkey the day to? Andy, I know you got to agree with me. I want to give Donkey a day to Game of Thrones to kill his 35-year-old.

Sorry. Is that a spoiler? I mean, it is a spoiler. But that was whack how they killed her, right? It was whack as hell. I'm mad. They should have cut her head off, poked out her eyeballs, pulled her nipples off. Pulled her nipples off?

Yeah, she was a nasty person. I'm glad I don't watch that show because I'm not upset. I know, right? Yeah, I thought it was kind of whack how she died, too. I wanted something more. Me, too. All right. I know, right? You gotta kill her. Yeah, I thought it was kind of whack how she died, too. Like, I wanted something more. Wacky still. Me, too. All right.

Thank you, Mama. Is there somebody with her who's mad, too? Yeah, she was an evil person. Hello, who's this? This is Darnell. Darnell, who you want to give Donkey the day to? I want to give Donkey the day to Tyrion and Jaime Lannister. Wow, what happened?

Who are these people? This is more Game of Thrones stuff. Why? They were so stupid last night. Why? Explain. See, like, Tyrion went through everything, went through everything to let him go,

got him to escape, got him to escape King's Landing. I need you to get your thoughts together. Yeah, you got to get your thoughts together, man. You just mad. You just mad at Game of Thrones, bro. I don't know what happened. Brittany, what's up? I wish I had her money.

Brittany, who you want to give Donkey the day to? I want to give Donkey the day to my boyfriend's ex-wife, y'all. This lady is crazy. He left her and she has gone as far as to hack the cameras in my house. What?

So she watching y'all have sex yeah she's together why is she doing that she's mad you should put on a show for her tonight like you should say and you should stop in the middle of like this is why you lost your man because you can't do this and you should go in right right she's so proud she's so mad she's like oh you were with her last like yeah Yeah, we were together. That's my boyfriend. Goddamn. You need to tell the police or something.

I would file a restraining order. That sounds a little crazy. That's illegal, too. Yes, it is. We actually called the police, and when we called the police, she was still watching the cameras and was talking while the police were in there. They were like, just let her incriminate herself. Oh, you should really go hard tonight on your husband

and throw her the middle fingers in the camera while you do it. Like, you should go hard. Well, actually, it's her husband. He's my boyfriend. Oh, wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.

That's her husband? I thought you said ex-husband. Yeah, they're separated. They're not together anymore. So it's estranged husband, but not ex-husband. Correct, correct. That's a little kinky,

but all right. Thank you, Mama. Well, actually, it's her husband. Oh, yeah. It is her husband. That got weird little kinky, but all right. Thank you, Mama. That's awesome. Well, actually, it's her husband. Oh, yeah. It is her husband. That got weird. Yeah, so she could watch if she wanted. It's still her husband.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not.

No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max.

You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other.

So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. your podcast. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat.

Nine months before Rosa, it was called a woman. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.