The Breakfast Club - Donkey Of The Day: Chicken Run

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

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The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida Man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida Man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando Man for attacking a flamingo. It's a breakfast club, bitchy.

Donkey of the Day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Yeah, it's Donkey of the Day. For Monday, June 11th goes the Animal Control Offices and the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office in Jacksonville, Florida. First off, we are back from vacation. And one thing about being on vacation, you see so many stories that are donkey of the day worthy. But you also see conversations that you will see donkeys that will spark broader conversations.

And, you know, I love to discuss. So let's do that. Let's discuss. Now, what does your Uncle Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida? Huh? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today's donkey is no exception. See, we all know

double standards are real. Matter of fact, we was just discussing some last hour, okay? But nowadays I don't even know if there are double standards. Alright? Most things are just hypocrisy and blatant contradictions. There is absolutely no consistency with nothing. Alright? Literally, you can see

one thing happen today and be against it and see the same thing happen tomorrow and be with it. Most of the time, it depends on the who and what of said situation. And that is what James Nix, a Jacksonville resident, is trying to tell folks about his situation. And I agree. OK, see, James was unjustly charged with animal cruelty after investigators said he killed his neighbor's pet rooster. Yes, James had to take his neighbor's cock out because his neighbor's cock was attacking him. Let's go to Action News Jacksonville for the report, please. I didn't know to give it a 21 gun salute, CPR, mouth to mouth, you know, or call the chicken ambulance.

Big Roo was Jason DeFelice's pet rooster. That is, until James Nix hit it with a stick. So I'm defending myself, you know, I was feared for my safety, and the chicken, you know, died. Nix says the rooster attacked people. I have not heard that, because I know the neighbor here. I know him. Like, we're friends. He never said anything to me about it.

I did tell him after the chicken hit my dad. I said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad. Oh, what's the deal? It's just a chicken. What's he going to do? You know, okay, well, look. So one day when Nick says the rooster followed him and attacked him. His neck flares up and he's doing his thing and he's trying to jump up at me. He was

trying to get the animal away. And I tried to hit it but the chicken's jumping up at me and I accidentally knocked it in the head. And in late June, James Nix went to jail for animal cruelty. Next thing you know, he calls the chicken police on me. Chickens are dying every day, people at churches, Popeyes, and Kentucky Fried Chicken. Chickens die every day, B. I agree with this man. Okay, James Nix is not wrong. We can do Breakfast Club Court and take him to court,

but the reality of the situation is the most disrespected bird in America is the chicken. The most unprotected bird in America is the chicken. The most neglected bird in America is the chicken. You can go through certain neighborhoods and just see chickens walking around unattended. They're not in no coop. They're not on a leash. Nothing. Just roaming. Does that sound like something someone cares for? Let me tell you a story. I was on the island of

Anguilla all last week. Drop on the clues, Bob's Anguilla. It's my favorite place in the world. That is the place where you will see a chicken roaming free. A cock chase you? Shut up. I was on the beach with my six-year-old at a place called blanche's beach shack on meads bay i love it there drop on the clues bombs for blanche's beach shack okay and there was a chicken roaming around with her little chickadees and i told my six-year-old daughter those chickens were coming to have a conversation with her because they want to know why you always eating their

family in the form of tenders and nuggets. OK, my six year old was very concerned and she said she's never eating chicken again because of it. I'm telling you all this because I'm letting you know that the way a child sees things is the purest way to see things. Now, my 14 year old, when I tried to hit her with the same finesse that the chickens want to have a conversation with her for eating their cousins, she said, good, then I'm going to tell him he's next. The moral of the story is the moral of the story is you can't pick and choose when you want to care about chickens okay I grew up chasing chickens down with my grandma grabbing them twisting them around my hand spinning them like a helicopter where Pablo is that not cruel and unusual punishment have you ever seen what happens at a chicken farm the

cruelty that happens that chicken farms has been very well documented. Billions of chickens. Billions. When I say billions, I mean billions. Billions of chickens are abused and killed just for food. Just so you can have a spicy chicken sandwich for lunch. Okay? It is a fact that chickens are subjected to some of the most inhumane treatments of any factory farmed animal.

Okay? Extreme confinement. Surgical procedures performed without painkillers, and the denial of normal socialization opportunities. If you're not going to bring charges against big pharma, and by big pharma, I mean farms, if you're not going to bring charges against these factories and farms killing billions of chickens for food, then you got to leave James Nix alone, okay? All he did was hit a cock in the head.

All right? Some people would call that a good time. Some people actually pay for that. But to charge that man with animal cruelty for standing his ground against a cock, knowing you're going to Chick-fil-A today, is hypocrisy at its highest level. Please give the animal control offices and the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day.

Yeehaw. And I know you want to take James to Breakfast Club Court, but James did nothing wrong. Because what's going to happen to that cock's carcass? All that cock's carcass is going to end up doing is being meat that goes in somebody's mouth. Am I lying? Mm-hmm. What? You're not lying.

I'm not lying. They're not going to have a funeral for the cock. They're not going to bury the chicken anywhere. You're not going to have a service for the cock. They're not going to bury the chicken anywhere. You're not going to have a service for the chicken. That cock meat is going in somebody's mouth. Well, my whole thing is, what are you supposed to do when a cock is chasing you?

I don't know. I've never been a... 800-585-1051. Imagine you minding your business, right? And here comes a cock chasing you. I've never chased a cock. Well, I know I have chased a cock. I've been a cock chaser. I've never had a cock chase me.

What? I just told you. I used to chase chickens with my grandma. Chill out. And we used to catch the chickens. All right, you cock chaser over there. And throw them around our head like Petey Pablo's t-shirts. All right.

You used to grab cocks and spin them around. All right. 800-585-1051. Let's open up the phone lines. What are you supposed to do if a cock's chasing you? How do you defend yourself? Especially if you're actually scared. And I don't know if a cock can hurt you or not.

I know that they have cock bites. They do? I'm sure they can get busy if they are attacked. But what do you do? What is this man supposed to do if he was scared for his life against this cock? I don't know. I think you did the right thing, man. Gave the cock a little to the head.

What? You know what I'm saying? Put it right there. Okay. All right. Well, 800-585-1051. The question is, what are you supposed to do for Cox Chase? That's right.

I feel like these are subliminals. I don't know what you're talking about. You just had a whole donkey by the rooster. What's wrong with you? What are you doing? All right. 805-85-1051. Cox chasing you.

What do you do? Call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag.

This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into

their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your

home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other, so join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.